colonel bastard
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queer trans dude telling queer stories :: he/him (30+) :: i do not control the hyperfixation
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doing it out of spite (against myself)
January 6, 2026 at 7:57 PM
doing it out of spite (against myself)
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The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.
December 31, 2025 at 5:00 PM
The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.
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can’t say Merry Christmas anymore because of the Woke Police 😔
December 7, 2024 at 3:49 PM
can’t say Merry Christmas anymore because of the Woke Police 😔
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friendly reminder that you didn't waste your year. any moments of happiness or comfort. any small accomplishments, they all matter. this has been a really hard year, and simply surviving is something to be proud of.
November 20, 2025 at 12:32 PM
friendly reminder that you didn't waste your year. any moments of happiness or comfort. any small accomplishments, they all matter. this has been a really hard year, and simply surviving is something to be proud of.
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if you give a mouse a cookie
December 8, 2025 at 10:46 PM
if you give a mouse a cookie
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i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
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I’ve seen a few folks go for the “if you simply must watch that new Harry Potter show just pirate it” and sorry. No. Just no. Just don’t watch it. At all. Ever. Break free of it. It’s time. You’ll be ok. I promise. I know it mattered to you as a kid. Find new things, it’s healthier. Just move on.
November 12, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I’ve seen a few folks go for the “if you simply must watch that new Harry Potter show just pirate it” and sorry. No. Just no. Just don’t watch it. At all. Ever. Break free of it. It’s time. You’ll be ok. I promise. I know it mattered to you as a kid. Find new things, it’s healthier. Just move on.
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succubus - female demon that seduces men
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
November 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM
succubus - female demon that seduces men
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
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once you relax about the Burden of Manhood you either become a cool dude (nice) or a hot woman (also nice)
As a Professional Laptop Guy, there's something very weird to me about the visible insecurity so many other professional laptop guys have about their own masculinity. Go lift! Go climb! Dig a hole! Do some woodworking! Be in your own body and stop looking for "authentic" proxies
October 26, 2025 at 5:42 PM
once you relax about the Burden of Manhood you either become a cool dude (nice) or a hot woman (also nice)
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"Vampire fiction is for tops and werewolf fiction is for bottoms"
-me just now in an interview with a major magazine
-me just now in an interview with a major magazine
October 17, 2025 at 9:12 PM
"Vampire fiction is for tops and werewolf fiction is for bottoms"
-me just now in an interview with a major magazine
-me just now in an interview with a major magazine
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Ta-Nehasi Coates is doing a lot of things with this essay, but one of the most important is fearlessly using examples of anti-trans hate to describe Charlie Kirk's politics.
The contrast between his choices and those of other writers for major legacy outlets is revealing.
The contrast between his choices and those of other writers for major legacy outlets is revealing.
Charlie Kirk, Redeemed: A Political Class Finds Its Lost Cause
By ignoring the rhetoric and actions of the Turning Point USA founder, pundits and politicians are sanitizing his legacy.
www.vanityfair.com
September 16, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Ta-Nehasi Coates is doing a lot of things with this essay, but one of the most important is fearlessly using examples of anti-trans hate to describe Charlie Kirk's politics.
The contrast between his choices and those of other writers for major legacy outlets is revealing.
The contrast between his choices and those of other writers for major legacy outlets is revealing.
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Me, buying myself the goddamn little treat I deserve
September 12, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Me, buying myself the goddamn little treat I deserve
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Being trans is great, but it would nicer during a time when my mere existence is not a form of protest
September 9, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Being trans is great, but it would nicer during a time when my mere existence is not a form of protest
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what being alive currently feels like
April 7, 2025 at 9:56 PM
what being alive currently feels like
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Iconic moment at the Downton Abbey premiere
September 4, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Iconic moment at the Downton Abbey premiere
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went running this morning
January 29, 2024 at 6:42 PM
went running this morning
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hyperfixating on ocs can feel weird as hell theres no tv show no videogame no webcomic no fandom no nothing its just me losing my marbles in the kitchen making all the damn food for myself IM GOING CRAZY
August 30, 2025 at 1:18 PM
hyperfixating on ocs can feel weird as hell theres no tv show no videogame no webcomic no fandom no nothing its just me losing my marbles in the kitchen making all the damn food for myself IM GOING CRAZY
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New gender neutral toilet just dropped
James Dobson, founder of Focus on the Family and one of the most influential voices in the conservative evangelical movement, has died at age 89
August 21, 2025 at 2:03 PM
New gender neutral toilet just dropped
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Stop debating this website's growth potential. I don't care. I'm a digital hermit crab. If it dies, I'll find another shell as I've done a dozen times before.
August 7, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Stop debating this website's growth potential. I don't care. I'm a digital hermit crab. If it dies, I'll find another shell as I've done a dozen times before.
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the best legacy of Harry Potter at this point is elevating three children that all seem to have become incredibly decent and interesting adults
Honestly, with hindsight, Radcliffe, Watson and Grint's public statements where they sided with trans people, expressed their support with no caveats, and willingly blew up any chances at future ties to the franchise has only gotten more and more noteworthy as more actors are revealed to be cowards
Oh this one fucking hurts
August 6, 2025 at 4:21 PM
the best legacy of Harry Potter at this point is elevating three children that all seem to have become incredibly decent and interesting adults
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Maybe the real Ship of Theseus was the Ship of Theseus we made along the way
July 21, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Maybe the real Ship of Theseus was the Ship of Theseus we made along the way
mfw they make a third season of the terror starring dan stevens and stephen root
July 10, 2025 at 9:37 PM
mfw they make a third season of the terror starring dan stevens and stephen root
i was already stoked beyond measure for a third season of the terror starring dan stevens but i just now was browsing the full cast and saw STEPHEN ROOT and now i am simply vibrating out of my skin with anticipation
July 10, 2025 at 9:35 PM
i was already stoked beyond measure for a third season of the terror starring dan stevens but i just now was browsing the full cast and saw STEPHEN ROOT and now i am simply vibrating out of my skin with anticipation
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