@crazygoatlawyer.bsky.social
Lawyer. Goat farmer. Soap maker. Menopausal and perpetually annoyed. Born in WI, made a home in MN. Please don't tag me asking for money.
Statements like this are a good way to trigger the "wilful misconduct and gross negligence" exceptions to the limitation on liability clause in most corporate contracts.
Can't wait for the loosened up, non-perfect, but quickly shipped AI-enhanced updates to hit my banking and insurance services next year.
Im sure there will be no issues there at all.
Im sure there will be no issues there at all.
December 26, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Statements like this are a good way to trigger the "wilful misconduct and gross negligence" exceptions to the limitation on liability clause in most corporate contracts.
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NBC News actually published this: "While Trump’s peace plan appears to be holding, albeit with regular Israeli airstrikes, the crisis endures."
Just imagine NBC framing it this way if Hamas engaged in "regular strikes against Israel?"
This is how legacy media normalizes genocide & white supremacy.
Just imagine NBC framing it this way if Hamas engaged in "regular strikes against Israel?"
This is how legacy media normalizes genocide & white supremacy.
December 26, 2025 at 9:56 PM
NBC News actually published this: "While Trump’s peace plan appears to be holding, albeit with regular Israeli airstrikes, the crisis endures."
Just imagine NBC framing it this way if Hamas engaged in "regular strikes against Israel?"
This is how legacy media normalizes genocide & white supremacy.
Just imagine NBC framing it this way if Hamas engaged in "regular strikes against Israel?"
This is how legacy media normalizes genocide & white supremacy.
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Michelle said she's not running for shit so you will get this Chicago swag
Merry Christmas! Michelle and I hope you have a wonderful holiday filled with light and joy.
December 26, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Michelle said she's not running for shit so you will get this Chicago swag
The cutest Christmas Elf ever.
December 26, 2025 at 12:43 AM
The cutest Christmas Elf ever.
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“It was enough to turn a man's stomach to see the way they were naturalizing this morning. Wretched, filthy, bestial-looking Italians and Irish, the very scum and dregs of human nature filled the office so completely that I was almost afraid of being poisoned by going in.”
— George Templeton Strong
— George Templeton Strong
Stephen Miller: "If Somalia keeps failing, if these societies all over the world continue to fail, you have to ask yourself if you bring those societies into our country & then give them unlimited free welfare, what do we think is going to happen? You're going to replicate the conditions they left"
December 9, 2025 at 9:35 PM
“It was enough to turn a man's stomach to see the way they were naturalizing this morning. Wretched, filthy, bestial-looking Italians and Irish, the very scum and dregs of human nature filled the office so completely that I was almost afraid of being poisoned by going in.”
— George Templeton Strong
— George Templeton Strong
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striking baristas 🤝 union drivers
December 9, 2025 at 9:37 PM
striking baristas 🤝 union drivers
This is a great question.
The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"
December 2, 2025 at 4:57 PM
This is a great question.
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I'm really glad to see someone like Kelly finally saying this. bsky.app/profile/atru...
Mark Kelly: "This president, when he says things like 'third world countries,' what is he really saying? I think what he's saying is he doesn't want brown people in our country. And that's disturbing. It's un-American."
November 30, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I'm really glad to see someone like Kelly finally saying this. bsky.app/profile/atru...
Mitchell was next up in the livestream rotation apparently. 😂
I've been watching the MST3K livestream for 3 days and haven't seen Mitchell yet. I feel like this is a record.
November 30, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Mitchell was next up in the livestream rotation apparently. 😂
I've been watching the MST3K livestream for 3 days and haven't seen Mitchell yet. I feel like this is a record.
November 30, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I've been watching the MST3K livestream for 3 days and haven't seen Mitchell yet. I feel like this is a record.
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"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
How good is the gummy I took? I can hear my husband in the next room with powertools and just can't be bothered to worry about it.
November 27, 2025 at 7:06 PM
How good is the gummy I took? I can hear my husband in the next room with powertools and just can't be bothered to worry about it.
I love this for her.
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I love this for her.
I'm comfortable saying that the new barn kitten is settling in with the goats.
November 24, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I'm comfortable saying that the new barn kitten is settling in with the goats.
I just want like ... 25% of my dogs energy level. I could live with that. I could be so productive with that.
November 23, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I just want like ... 25% of my dogs energy level. I could live with that. I could be so productive with that.
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1. Graham Platner is an oyster farmer and Marine Corps veteran who’s running for the United States Senate in Maine. He’s trying to knock off Susan Collins. He’s presented himself as a common-man candidate who stands against oligarchy, genocide and the oppression of the little guy.
October 24, 2025 at 1:57 PM
1. Graham Platner is an oyster farmer and Marine Corps veteran who’s running for the United States Senate in Maine. He’s trying to knock off Susan Collins. He’s presented himself as a common-man candidate who stands against oligarchy, genocide and the oppression of the little guy.
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The ability to remove your post when a hostile account quote-tweets you is a great feature of Bluesky.
To do it, go to their quote-tweet of you, click on the three dots in the bottom right, then click “detach quote.”
It shows up as “removed by author.”
To do it, go to their quote-tweet of you, click on the three dots in the bottom right, then click “detach quote.”
It shows up as “removed by author.”
October 18, 2025 at 1:32 PM
The ability to remove your post when a hostile account quote-tweets you is a great feature of Bluesky.
To do it, go to their quote-tweet of you, click on the three dots in the bottom right, then click “detach quote.”
It shows up as “removed by author.”
To do it, go to their quote-tweet of you, click on the three dots in the bottom right, then click “detach quote.”
It shows up as “removed by author.”
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Just saw some ICE vehicles trolling around my neighborhood in NE Minneapolis. Stay safe, ya’ll.
October 12, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Just saw some ICE vehicles trolling around my neighborhood in NE Minneapolis. Stay safe, ya’ll.
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Guys, every person you see on Fox News in a mask is just Robert O'Neill, retired Navy Seal and occasional Fox News contributor. He's the former Antifa, former Gazan, former gang member. His eyes are very unique.
October 6, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Guys, every person you see on Fox News in a mask is just Robert O'Neill, retired Navy Seal and occasional Fox News contributor. He's the former Antifa, former Gazan, former gang member. His eyes are very unique.
In 2000 I was rejected by the U of MN School of Law. I ended up at William Mitchell. I am incredibly grateful that U if MN rejected me. I absolutely got a better education at WMCL.
The very first statute authorizing domestic use of the military during domestic emergencies, enacted in 1792 by a Congress full of the same folks who wrote and ratified the Constitution, expressly provided for judicial review in certain circumstances *before* the President could even send troops.
October 5, 2025 at 6:00 PM
In 2000 I was rejected by the U of MN School of Law. I ended up at William Mitchell. I am incredibly grateful that U if MN rejected me. I absolutely got a better education at WMCL.
I'm incredibly grateful this man is my Governor. I just wish he was my Vice President.
Congratulations to everyone running in the most beautiful urban marathon in America today! Hope and I crushed the 10 mile.
October 5, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I'm incredibly grateful this man is my Governor. I just wish he was my Vice President.
#witchsky Especially those of you in #Minnesota, does anyone else feel weirdness in the wind today?
October 5, 2025 at 5:51 PM
#witchsky Especially those of you in #Minnesota, does anyone else feel weirdness in the wind today?
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This really must be an insane time to be a law professor trying to explain to students how the Supreme Court is supposed to work. Most of them have to be about a week from a full Frank Grimes breakdown. "Look at me! I'm John Roberts! I don't need hearings or reasoned opinions!"
NEW: By a 6–3 vote, the Supreme Court allows the Trump administration to cancel Temporary Protected Status for Venezuelan migrants.
KBJ, dissenting, says she "cannot abide our repeated, gratuitous, and harmful interference" while "lives hang in the balance."
www.documentcloud.org/documents/26...
KBJ, dissenting, says she "cannot abide our repeated, gratuitous, and harmful interference" while "lives hang in the balance."
www.documentcloud.org/documents/26...
October 3, 2025 at 9:20 PM
This really must be an insane time to be a law professor trying to explain to students how the Supreme Court is supposed to work. Most of them have to be about a week from a full Frank Grimes breakdown. "Look at me! I'm John Roberts! I don't need hearings or reasoned opinions!"
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DLMayfield:
"Here’s my pep talk after studying authoritarianism:
They never truly expect a long-term resistance movement because they think people are a collection of trauma triggers who are easily controlled through terror.
The best way to resist fascism is to not let them terrorize you."
"Here’s my pep talk after studying authoritarianism:
They never truly expect a long-term resistance movement because they think people are a collection of trauma triggers who are easily controlled through terror.
The best way to resist fascism is to not let them terrorize you."
October 2, 2025 at 11:14 PM
DLMayfield:
"Here’s my pep talk after studying authoritarianism:
They never truly expect a long-term resistance movement because they think people are a collection of trauma triggers who are easily controlled through terror.
The best way to resist fascism is to not let them terrorize you."
"Here’s my pep talk after studying authoritarianism:
They never truly expect a long-term resistance movement because they think people are a collection of trauma triggers who are easily controlled through terror.
The best way to resist fascism is to not let them terrorize you."