Jana Voss
@crazyrocklady.bsky.social
Mom, Dentist, rock collector, gardener, LGBTQAI+ ally.
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Microwave: Your food is hot. Beep-beep-beeeeeep
Car: Put on your seat belt. Ding-ding-ding
Dryer: Your clothes are dry. Here’s a 40-second sea shanty performed on a penny whistle
Car: Put on your seat belt. Ding-ding-ding
Dryer: Your clothes are dry. Here’s a 40-second sea shanty performed on a penny whistle
December 17, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Microwave: Your food is hot. Beep-beep-beeeeeep
Car: Put on your seat belt. Ding-ding-ding
Dryer: Your clothes are dry. Here’s a 40-second sea shanty performed on a penny whistle
Car: Put on your seat belt. Ding-ding-ding
Dryer: Your clothes are dry. Here’s a 40-second sea shanty performed on a penny whistle
Northern lights as viewed from my yard tonight!
November 12, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Northern lights as viewed from my yard tonight!
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Transgender studies professor Dr. Susan Stryker tears Gavin Newsom a new one while accepting the Transgender Legacy Award from the California state legislature 🔥🔥🔥 @susanstryker.bsky.social
August 25, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Transgender studies professor Dr. Susan Stryker tears Gavin Newsom a new one while accepting the Transgender Legacy Award from the California state legislature 🔥🔥🔥 @susanstryker.bsky.social
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My wife shared this with me and I’m tellin you… it’s worth the read.
August 13, 2025 at 2:55 PM
My wife shared this with me and I’m tellin you… it’s worth the read.
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Daddy has spoken!
I Absolutely adore @pascalispunk.bsky.social 💜
I Absolutely adore @pascalispunk.bsky.social 💜
June 24, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Daddy has spoken!
I Absolutely adore @pascalispunk.bsky.social 💜
I Absolutely adore @pascalispunk.bsky.social 💜
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some people are like that last little bit of stick deodorant that scrapes your armpits and then falls out onto the floor and gets covered in hair
June 17, 2025 at 12:53 PM
some people are like that last little bit of stick deodorant that scrapes your armpits and then falls out onto the floor and gets covered in hair
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“And I’m like, what do you mean, you ‘do your own research’? You running a double-blind study in your living room, dawg?”
- A guy walking ahead of me with his friends on a NYC sidewalk in 2021, also my favorite overheard dialogue of the entire pandemic
- A guy walking ahead of me with his friends on a NYC sidewalk in 2021, also my favorite overheard dialogue of the entire pandemic
April 30, 2025 at 11:36 AM
“And I’m like, what do you mean, you ‘do your own research’? You running a double-blind study in your living room, dawg?”
- A guy walking ahead of me with his friends on a NYC sidewalk in 2021, also my favorite overheard dialogue of the entire pandemic
- A guy walking ahead of me with his friends on a NYC sidewalk in 2021, also my favorite overheard dialogue of the entire pandemic
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Friends! Look! A giant list of where and how you can resist!
You might meet the love of your life at a protest! And what a great story to tell your grandchildren.
You might meet the love of your life at a protest! And what a great story to tell your grandchildren.
Find a protest near you or post yours. Worldwide theblop.org
The Big List of Protests
The BLOP hosts a large and detailed list of upcoming protest events submitted by users across the United States.
theblop.org
March 31, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Friends! Look! A giant list of where and how you can resist!
You might meet the love of your life at a protest! And what a great story to tell your grandchildren.
You might meet the love of your life at a protest! And what a great story to tell your grandchildren.
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Pleased to make your acquaintance, sirs
February 23, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Pleased to make your acquaintance, sirs
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Me: When I burp I say the word burp while I'm burping so the burp sounds like a burp
Interviewer: And a weakness?
Interviewer: And a weakness?
February 9, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Me: When I burp I say the word burp while I'm burping so the burp sounds like a burp
Interviewer: And a weakness?
Interviewer: And a weakness?
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IN CASE OF FIRE:
1) If someone is on fire, punch them in the face.
2) Cop a feel off the person behind you, as these might be your last minutes on Earth.
3) Squeeze the junk of the person in front of you. It'll slow them down, allowing you to move ahead of them.
4) Exit.
1) If someone is on fire, punch them in the face.
2) Cop a feel off the person behind you, as these might be your last minutes on Earth.
3) Squeeze the junk of the person in front of you. It'll slow them down, allowing you to move ahead of them.
4) Exit.
January 5, 2025 at 3:48 PM
IN CASE OF FIRE:
1) If someone is on fire, punch them in the face.
2) Cop a feel off the person behind you, as these might be your last minutes on Earth.
3) Squeeze the junk of the person in front of you. It'll slow them down, allowing you to move ahead of them.
4) Exit.
1) If someone is on fire, punch them in the face.
2) Cop a feel off the person behind you, as these might be your last minutes on Earth.
3) Squeeze the junk of the person in front of you. It'll slow them down, allowing you to move ahead of them.
4) Exit.
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