CrimeDad
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Dad, husband, mechanical engineer, aspiring usurper.
Twitter: @fathermcgruder
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Twitter: @fathermcgruder
Mastodon: @[email protected]
Pixelfed: @[email protected]
XMPP: [email protected]
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I got something to say
I wrapped your present today
I wrapped your present today
December 13, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I got something to say
I wrapped your present today
I wrapped your present today
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Remember #girldinner? Well, get ready for #dadlunch: [cold_rotisserie_chicken.png]
December 18, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Remember #girldinner? Well, get ready for #dadlunch: [cold_rotisserie_chicken.png]
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It’s Steve Schirripa’s dachshund’s world, you’re just living in it
December 14, 2025 at 10:54 PM
It’s Steve Schirripa’s dachshund’s world, you’re just living in it
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think a big problem you'd run into sending a whole bunch of people to start a colony on mars is, once one guy snaps and murders somebody three months in, you're gonna see what i call a Murder Cascade and then when you finally get to Mars the only crew remaining are like, the five best murderers
November 29, 2025 at 1:51 AM
think a big problem you'd run into sending a whole bunch of people to start a colony on mars is, once one guy snaps and murders somebody three months in, you're gonna see what i call a Murder Cascade and then when you finally get to Mars the only crew remaining are like, the five best murderers
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Son is now apprised of the consequences of allowing people to amass enough wealth to force privatization of a public good
Not my son doing the kindest thing possible by sitting down to dinner and asking me why cities have buses and what happened to all the streetcars
December 11, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Son is now apprised of the consequences of allowing people to amass enough wealth to force privatization of a public good
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cow tools by pamela zhang pamelazhang.com
December 11, 2025 at 12:15 AM
cow tools by pamela zhang pamelazhang.com
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the electoral left needs to lean in heavy on anti ai and anti data center policy
December 7, 2025 at 8:59 PM
the electoral left needs to lean in heavy on anti ai and anti data center policy
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Imagine, realising for the first time that you can just buy a thing and use it forever, no monthly subscription, no vendor-bricking, who on earth in this day and age would want such a thing? 🤷♀️😱
December 7, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Imagine, realising for the first time that you can just buy a thing and use it forever, no monthly subscription, no vendor-bricking, who on earth in this day and age would want such a thing? 🤷♀️😱
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I want this woman thrown in prison for at least a decade.
December 7, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I want this woman thrown in prison for at least a decade.
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It was me. I sank the Edmund Fitzgerald. Sorry.
December 7, 2025 at 5:39 PM
It was me. I sank the Edmund Fitzgerald. Sorry.
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RICH PEOPLE NEVER EVER LEAVE WHERE THEY WANT TO LIVE IF THEIR TAXES INCREASE FOR THE OBVIOUS REASON THAT THEY CAN EASILY AFFORD IT
I was told everyone was leaving.
@fortune.com #NYC
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December 5, 2025 at 1:51 PM
RICH PEOPLE NEVER EVER LEAVE WHERE THEY WANT TO LIVE IF THEIR TAXES INCREASE FOR THE OBVIOUS REASON THAT THEY CAN EASILY AFFORD IT
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On this, the day of my birth, I am pleased to announce that I will be launching my next publication, THE GREATER REALITY AREA, on JANUARY 3RD, 2026. It has been several years since NORTH OF REALITY, and here shall begin my long awaited return to the fray! New logo by @tinyobscurae.bsky.social
December 6, 2025 at 5:07 PM
On this, the day of my birth, I am pleased to announce that I will be launching my next publication, THE GREATER REALITY AREA, on JANUARY 3RD, 2026. It has been several years since NORTH OF REALITY, and here shall begin my long awaited return to the fray! New logo by @tinyobscurae.bsky.social
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Lick My Heat Pump (in D minor)
This week I had my furnace and air conditioner replaced with a hybrid heat pump system from Bosch. My hopes from this summer) were dashed when it became apparent that the old system had a leak that was not worth […]
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This week I had my furnace and air conditioner replaced with a hybrid heat pump system from Bosch. My hopes from this summer) were dashed when it became apparent that the old system had a leak that was not worth […]
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December 6, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Lick My Heat Pump (in D minor)
This week I had my furnace and air conditioner replaced with a hybrid heat pump system from Bosch. My hopes from this summer) were dashed when it became apparent that the old system had a leak that was not worth […]
[Original post on pixelfed.crimedad.work]
This week I had my furnace and air conditioner replaced with a hybrid heat pump system from Bosch. My hopes from this summer) were dashed when it became apparent that the old system had a leak that was not worth […]
[Original post on pixelfed.crimedad.work]
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The Tasselled Wobbegong is a master of disguise that can eat a fish almost as big as itself in one gulp. It's classified as a shark, but when it lays on the sea floor it looks like a harmless rug if you manage to see it. But with powerful jaws and sharp teeth they are no fish to mess with.
December 5, 2025 at 3:24 PM
The Tasselled Wobbegong is a master of disguise that can eat a fish almost as big as itself in one gulp. It's classified as a shark, but when it lays on the sea floor it looks like a harmless rug if you manage to see it. But with powerful jaws and sharp teeth they are no fish to mess with.
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they don't show it in the movie but on Dagobah next to his crappy little house Yoda keeps an entire shack full of stolen bikes
December 6, 2025 at 6:15 PM
they don't show it in the movie but on Dagobah next to his crappy little house Yoda keeps an entire shack full of stolen bikes
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Might be a controversial opinion but I hate music about believing in yourself
December 6, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Might be a controversial opinion but I hate music about believing in yourself
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SCROOGE: you there, boy! what day is it?
BOY: i don't know, i'm like six
SCROOGE: well fuckin – can you ask someone
BOY: i don't know, i'm like six
SCROOGE: well fuckin – can you ask someone
December 1, 2024 at 9:08 AM
SCROOGE: you there, boy! what day is it?
BOY: i don't know, i'm like six
SCROOGE: well fuckin – can you ask someone
BOY: i don't know, i'm like six
SCROOGE: well fuckin – can you ask someone
I've stayed here a couple of times and it's kind of stupid, but it's also fine.
I am staying at a place with the toilet in the shower and it is >$400 per night
December 6, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I've stayed here a couple of times and it's kind of stupid, but it's also fine.