Calm Catman
@crystalmeh.bsky.social
The formerly Rude Catman that is much calmer (beelzedub chess and Valo stream guy)
Retirement bro
Literally knocked his wig off with these punches
February 1, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Retirement bro
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Noah Wyle Fed Up With Pushy Fan Tracheotomy Requests https://theonion.com/noah-wyle-fed-up-with-pushy-fan-tracheotomy-requests/
January 29, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Noah Wyle Fed Up With Pushy Fan Tracheotomy Requests https://theonion.com/noah-wyle-fed-up-with-pushy-fan-tracheotomy-requests/
Remember when this is all the info you’d have about a game that Video Chest was selling because they weren’t selling Saturn games anymore and you rolled the dice and it was the best game ever?
January 29, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Remember when this is all the info you’d have about a game that Video Chest was selling because they weren’t selling Saturn games anymore and you rolled the dice and it was the best game ever?
Beet’s done it again, pals. He’s made me hyuck like goofy. out. loud. at. work
January 29, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Beet’s done it again, pals. He’s made me hyuck like goofy. out. loud. at. work
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I’d love to show Sam Altman my expensive cask of amontillado stored deep in my family’s catacombs.
January 26, 2026 at 3:46 AM
I’d love to show Sam Altman my expensive cask of amontillado stored deep in my family’s catacombs.
This is the most I’ve ever heard two voices in my head since that weird modest mouse thing where it was about a skizo and it wasn’t mouse it was ugly cassanova sharpen your teeth anyways Brenden smalls saying “Fenton” and him yelling at Brenden is burned into the cranium.
"fenton, i dont think youre gonna-"
"IM WINNING THE SUPERBOWL BREN-BREN!"
"IM WINNING THE SUPERBOWL BREN-BREN!"
January 26, 2026 at 12:42 AM
This is the most I’ve ever heard two voices in my head since that weird modest mouse thing where it was about a skizo and it wasn’t mouse it was ugly cassanova sharpen your teeth anyways Brenden smalls saying “Fenton” and him yelling at Brenden is burned into the cranium.
The left should start looking toward the amendment that we don’t like.
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January 26, 2026 at 12:30 AM
The left should start looking toward the amendment that we don’t like.
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also appearing (we're fixing the credits): on hammered dulcimer, George Douglas. He has a son who plays in the Mountain Goats
please do read the description -- the Grateful Dead, for those of us in the listenership, have meant so much (and in so many different ways!) over the years. we mourn our loss with Bob Weir's passing but I celebrate his gift to music, which is forever
themountaingoats.bandcamp.com/track/going-...
themountaingoats.bandcamp.com/track/going-...
Going to Fennario, by the Mountain Goats
track by the Mountain Goats
themountaingoats.bandcamp.com
January 16, 2026 at 3:41 PM
also appearing (we're fixing the credits): on hammered dulcimer, George Douglas. He has a son who plays in the Mountain Goats
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it should not surprise anybody who follows my work that I wrote a bunch more songs last year. (Peter Balkan was written in 2024.) Here's one we're releasing early in honor of Bob Weir. Enjoy -- we're donating proceeds to the American Cancer Society. themountaingoats.bandcamp.com/track/going-...
Going to Fennario, by the Mountain Goats
track by the Mountain Goats
themountaingoats.bandcamp.com
January 16, 2026 at 3:09 PM
it should not surprise anybody who follows my work that I wrote a bunch more songs last year. (Peter Balkan was written in 2024.) Here's one we're releasing early in honor of Bob Weir. Enjoy -- we're donating proceeds to the American Cancer Society. themountaingoats.bandcamp.com/track/going-...
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It's clear the painter was some kind of troublemaker
January 16, 2026 at 2:37 AM
It's clear the painter was some kind of troublemaker
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a ffew months ago i dreamed i was getting a tattoo of the king of hearts (playing card) but the picture in the middle was milhouse. so last weekend i went and got it . please forgive my fat, red arm
January 14, 2026 at 1:41 AM
a ffew months ago i dreamed i was getting a tattoo of the king of hearts (playing card) but the picture in the middle was milhouse. so last weekend i went and got it . please forgive my fat, red arm
Amazing thread. 10/10
January 14, 2026 at 5:47 AM
Amazing thread. 10/10
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Led Zeppelin is for everyone.
January 9, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Led Zeppelin is for everyone.
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It's nothing everyone doesn't already know, but ICE/CBP guys know they can do whatever they want. They're the absolute dregs of the Violence Worker Community, not trained for anything like what they're doing, out of their depth, all that. But it starts with them knowing they won't face consequences.
January 7, 2026 at 7:07 PM
It's nothing everyone doesn't already know, but ICE/CBP guys know they can do whatever they want. They're the absolute dregs of the Violence Worker Community, not trained for anything like what they're doing, out of their depth, all that. But it starts with them knowing they won't face consequences.
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does anyone have that video
January 7, 2026 at 2:23 AM
can someone please tell me how to tune a ukulele because google is playing games with me
January 4, 2026 at 10:59 PM
can someone please tell me how to tune a ukulele because google is playing games with me
Remember when we thought “glamping” would be a thing?
January 2, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Remember when we thought “glamping” would be a thing?
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