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4 strings and a lot of Christmas Spirit.
Bass guitar in Missile Toe, the World's Greatest Christmas Band.
Pronounced House-ton. Not Hues-ton.
He/Him. Cleveland.
Bass guitar in Missile Toe, the World's Greatest Christmas Band.
Pronounced House-ton. Not Hues-ton.
He/Him. Cleveland.
Pinned
I want to replace everything named for Robert E Lee with something named for Stan Lee
Missile Toe - The World's Greatest Chrsitmas Band - and Dirty Lines are at the Inferno Lounge at Yorktown Lanes on Saturday, Dec 27th. It will be loud and fun.
And loud.
And loud.
December 26, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Missile Toe - The World's Greatest Chrsitmas Band - and Dirty Lines are at the Inferno Lounge at Yorktown Lanes on Saturday, Dec 27th. It will be loud and fun.
And loud.
And loud.
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Look, I'm sure that Nolan's adaptation of "The Odyssey" will be fun, but I highly doubt it will be as good as the original.
December 25, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Look, I'm sure that Nolan's adaptation of "The Odyssey" will be fun, but I highly doubt it will be as good as the original.
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Tiny Tim, who did not die—-his format was merely discontinued because he was a minidisk edition of the album by The Replacements. Probably worth a lot of money now if you still have one…
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December 25, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Tiny Tim, who did not die—-his format was merely discontinued because he was a minidisk edition of the album by The Replacements. Probably worth a lot of money now if you still have one…
And as for Tiny Tim, he did not die but grew larger and larger each day until he collapsed into a black hole.
December 25, 2025 at 4:41 PM
And as for Tiny Tim, he did not die but grew larger and larger each day until he collapsed into a black hole.
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For sale: Tiny Tim. Never died.
December 25, 2025 at 2:18 PM
For sale: Tiny Tim. Never died.
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Happy Holidays from @designjunket.bsky.social and me.
December 23, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Happy Holidays from @designjunket.bsky.social and me.
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In other contexts this note would be incredibly mundane. In the context of Jeffrey Epstein, it makes my skin crawl.
December 19, 2025 at 10:01 PM
In other contexts this note would be incredibly mundane. In the context of Jeffrey Epstein, it makes my skin crawl.
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Was a big fan of the monolith from 2001, had no idea it visited Epstein Island. Donating my Blu-Ray to charity.
December 19, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Was a big fan of the monolith from 2001, had no idea it visited Epstein Island. Donating my Blu-Ray to charity.
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This studio awards-season email is really matching the current mood in a way I’m not sure they intended.
December 19, 2025 at 11:36 PM
This studio awards-season email is really matching the current mood in a way I’m not sure they intended.
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I like this poster that looks like Frankenstein is skanking.
December 19, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I like this poster that looks like Frankenstein is skanking.
There are only 5 seats left for Missile Toe and The Crones this Friday at Jilly's Music Room.
MISSILE TOE wsg THE CRONES
MISSILE TOE wsg THE CRONES...
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December 18, 2025 at 11:49 AM
There are only 5 seats left for Missile Toe and The Crones this Friday at Jilly's Music Room.
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Christmas night: "But Santa, you've hardly touched your Zardoz cookies."
December 14, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Christmas night: "But Santa, you've hardly touched your Zardoz cookies."
Missile Toe, the World's Greatest Christmas Band, are opening for the openers for Supersuckers at The Delaware on Saturday, 12/6. Tickets available below.
Supersuckers and Scott H. Biram Coheadlining + King Sickabilly as support / Opener - Missile Toe
Supersuckers and Scott H. Biram Coheadlining + King Sickabilly as support / Opener - Missile Toe...
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December 5, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Missile Toe, the World's Greatest Christmas Band, are opening for the openers for Supersuckers at The Delaware on Saturday, 12/6. Tickets available below.
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ABSOLUTELY NOT
This is a trash song with trash lyrics and trash production that is the absolute worst thing ever to escape Bernie Taupin's head, it sounds like cocaine heavily cut with baby powder and expired laxative feels, if 80s pop music were the Hapsburgs, this song is Charles II of Spain.
This is a trash song with trash lyrics and trash production that is the absolute worst thing ever to escape Bernie Taupin's head, it sounds like cocaine heavily cut with baby powder and expired laxative feels, if 80s pop music were the Hapsburgs, this song is Charles II of Spain.
“We Built This City” is a good song, actually www.pastemagazine.com/music/starsh... I never understood the hate for that song. There are truly terrible songs. This isn't one of them.
“We Built This City” is a good song, actually
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December 4, 2025 at 9:15 PM
ABSOLUTELY NOT
This is a trash song with trash lyrics and trash production that is the absolute worst thing ever to escape Bernie Taupin's head, it sounds like cocaine heavily cut with baby powder and expired laxative feels, if 80s pop music were the Hapsburgs, this song is Charles II of Spain.
This is a trash song with trash lyrics and trash production that is the absolute worst thing ever to escape Bernie Taupin's head, it sounds like cocaine heavily cut with baby powder and expired laxative feels, if 80s pop music were the Hapsburgs, this song is Charles II of Spain.
Free show! The World's Greatest Christmas Band at the Mustard Seed Market on Dec 20th from 4 to 6 pm. Part of the Highland Square Holiday Stroll.
December 3, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Free show! The World's Greatest Christmas Band at the Mustard Seed Market on Dec 20th from 4 to 6 pm. Part of the Highland Square Holiday Stroll.
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The Youths are about to learn why for a large part of Millennials' 20s, the word "Republican" was a slur and anyone who was just pretended to be a libertarian.
December 3, 2025 at 2:16 AM
The Youths are about to learn why for a large part of Millennials' 20s, the word "Republican" was a slur and anyone who was just pretended to be a libertarian.
Missile Toe! The Crones! Dec 27th at the Inferno Lounge at Yorktown Lanes in Parma Heights, OH in the US of A.
#thecrones
#missiletoe
#theworldsgreatestchristmasband
#thecrones
#missiletoe
#theworldsgreatestchristmasband
December 2, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Missile Toe! The Crones! Dec 27th at the Inferno Lounge at Yorktown Lanes in Parma Heights, OH in the US of A.
#thecrones
#missiletoe
#theworldsgreatestchristmasband
#thecrones
#missiletoe
#theworldsgreatestchristmasband
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America's victories in The Revolution and The War of 1812 are MEANINGLESS as long as we continue to let Andy Capp run in our newspaper comics.
November 28, 2025 at 2:03 PM
America's victories in The Revolution and The War of 1812 are MEANINGLESS as long as we continue to let Andy Capp run in our newspaper comics.
toe! crones! jilly's! 19th!
November 28, 2025 at 2:04 PM
toe! crones! jilly's! 19th!
Here is the holiday schedule for Missile Toe, The World's Greatest Christmas Band.
November 26, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Here is the holiday schedule for Missile Toe, The World's Greatest Christmas Band.
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
Cripes, there are not Pluribus gifs. Also, who in Pluribus would kidnap me anyhow?
Cripes, there are not Pluribus gifs. Also, who in Pluribus would kidnap me anyhow?
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
Decent chance I survive but especially if we're talking season 1 green arrow... someone else is definitely dead.
Decent chance I survive but especially if we're talking season 1 green arrow... someone else is definitely dead.
November 26, 2025 at 3:28 PM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
Cripes, there are not Pluribus gifs. Also, who in Pluribus would kidnap me anyhow?
Cripes, there are not Pluribus gifs. Also, who in Pluribus would kidnap me anyhow?
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never, ever vote for a republican. ever.
November 26, 2025 at 3:51 AM
never, ever vote for a republican. ever.
We are out on the town to see The Beths. Maybe the best band in the world right now.
November 26, 2025 at 12:17 AM
We are out on the town to see The Beths. Maybe the best band in the world right now.
Missile Toe - the World's Greatest Christmas Band - opens for the Supersuckers and other rawk luminaries at The Delaware in New Philadelphia on Dec 6th. Tix below.
Supersuckers and Scott H. Biram Coheadlining + King Sickabilly as support / Opener - Missile Toe
Supersuckers and Scott H. Biram Coheadlining + King Sickabilly as support / Opener - Missile Toe...
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November 24, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Missile Toe - the World's Greatest Christmas Band - opens for the Supersuckers and other rawk luminaries at The Delaware in New Philadelphia on Dec 6th. Tix below.