That Dale Guy
@dalefrommissiletoe.bsky.social
4 strings and a lot of Christmas Spirit.
Bass guitar in Missile Toe, the World's Greatest Christmas Band.
I like comics, bicycling and role playing games - but not as much as some people.
Pronounced House-ton. Not Hues-ton.
He/Him. Cleveland.
Bass guitar in Missile Toe, the World's Greatest Christmas Band.
I like comics, bicycling and role playing games - but not as much as some people.
Pronounced House-ton. Not Hues-ton.
He/Him. Cleveland.
Pinned
I want to replace everything named for Robert E Lee with something named for Stan Lee
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One of the most useful things a community organizer ever told me was "if someone wants to play tug of war with you, let go of the rope." The power in any conflict lies not w/ the person who initiates, but w/the person who responds. "Thanks for sharing your perspective, you may be right." And move on
January 8, 2026 at 9:12 PM
One of the most useful things a community organizer ever told me was "if someone wants to play tug of war with you, let go of the rope." The power in any conflict lies not w/ the person who initiates, but w/the person who responds. "Thanks for sharing your perspective, you may be right." And move on
A work of sheer genius.
Built upon another work of sheer genius.
Built upon another work of sheer genius.
"A History of Warner Bros. Through Mergers"
Because no one else would make it, I decided to. Yoicks, and away! #WarnerBros #Netflix #VideoEditing
Because no one else would make it, I decided to. Yoicks, and away! #WarnerBros #Netflix #VideoEditing
January 6, 2026 at 1:05 AM
A work of sheer genius.
Built upon another work of sheer genius.
Built upon another work of sheer genius.
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Now that they’ve started a war I’ve completely forgotten that they’re pedophiles.
January 3, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Now that they’ve started a war I’ve completely forgotten that they’re pedophiles.
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In hindsight it was a bad idea to put a child molester with dementia in charge of everything. That’s our bad. That one’s on us
January 3, 2026 at 2:50 PM
In hindsight it was a bad idea to put a child molester with dementia in charge of everything. That’s our bad. That one’s on us
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But then again the reason that asshole is in office is because the GOP's rope has been running out since the early 1960s, so they've gotten progressively more desperately weird.
January 3, 2026 at 3:36 PM
But then again the reason that asshole is in office is because the GOP's rope has been running out since the early 1960s, so they've gotten progressively more desperately weird.
Some random guy in an inflatable Christmas tree costume dancing to Missile Toe - the World’s Greatest Christmas Band.
December 28, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Some random guy in an inflatable Christmas tree costume dancing to Missile Toe - the World’s Greatest Christmas Band.
Animal cyborg assassin. Probably the dog as I am a gud boy.
December 28, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Animal cyborg assassin. Probably the dog as I am a gud boy.
Been playing the Wattplower with a pick this year. I hope that’s not some kind of crime against basses.
December 28, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Been playing the Wattplower with a pick this year. I hope that’s not some kind of crime against basses.
Missile Toe - The World's Greatest Chrsitmas Band - and Dirty Lines are at the Inferno Lounge at Yorktown Lanes on Saturday, Dec 27th. It will be loud and fun.
And loud.
And loud.
December 26, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Missile Toe - The World's Greatest Chrsitmas Band - and Dirty Lines are at the Inferno Lounge at Yorktown Lanes on Saturday, Dec 27th. It will be loud and fun.
And loud.
And loud.
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Look, I'm sure that Nolan's adaptation of "The Odyssey" will be fun, but I highly doubt it will be as good as the original.
December 25, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Look, I'm sure that Nolan's adaptation of "The Odyssey" will be fun, but I highly doubt it will be as good as the original.
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Tiny Tim, who did not die—-his format was merely discontinued because he was a minidisk edition of the album by The Replacements. Probably worth a lot of money now if you still have one…
Tim (Let It Bleed Edition) - YouTube
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December 25, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Tiny Tim, who did not die—-his format was merely discontinued because he was a minidisk edition of the album by The Replacements. Probably worth a lot of money now if you still have one…
And as for Tiny Tim, he did not die but grew larger and larger each day until he collapsed into a black hole.
December 25, 2025 at 4:41 PM
And as for Tiny Tim, he did not die but grew larger and larger each day until he collapsed into a black hole.
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For sale: Tiny Tim. Never died.
December 25, 2025 at 2:18 PM
For sale: Tiny Tim. Never died.
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Happy Holidays from @designjunket.bsky.social and me.
December 23, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Happy Holidays from @designjunket.bsky.social and me.
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In other contexts this note would be incredibly mundane. In the context of Jeffrey Epstein, it makes my skin crawl.
December 19, 2025 at 10:01 PM
In other contexts this note would be incredibly mundane. In the context of Jeffrey Epstein, it makes my skin crawl.
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Was a big fan of the monolith from 2001, had no idea it visited Epstein Island. Donating my Blu-Ray to charity.
December 19, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Was a big fan of the monolith from 2001, had no idea it visited Epstein Island. Donating my Blu-Ray to charity.
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This studio awards-season email is really matching the current mood in a way I’m not sure they intended.
December 19, 2025 at 11:36 PM
This studio awards-season email is really matching the current mood in a way I’m not sure they intended.
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I like this poster that looks like Frankenstein is skanking.
December 19, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I like this poster that looks like Frankenstein is skanking.
There are only 5 seats left for Missile Toe and The Crones this Friday at Jilly's Music Room.
MISSILE TOE wsg THE CRONES
MISSILE TOE wsg THE CRONES...
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December 18, 2025 at 11:49 AM
There are only 5 seats left for Missile Toe and The Crones this Friday at Jilly's Music Room.
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Christmas night: "But Santa, you've hardly touched your Zardoz cookies."
December 14, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Christmas night: "But Santa, you've hardly touched your Zardoz cookies."
Missile Toe, the World's Greatest Christmas Band, are opening for the openers for Supersuckers at The Delaware on Saturday, 12/6. Tickets available below.
Supersuckers and Scott H. Biram Coheadlining + King Sickabilly as support / Opener - Missile Toe
Supersuckers and Scott H. Biram Coheadlining + King Sickabilly as support / Opener - Missile Toe...
www.tickpick.com
December 5, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Missile Toe, the World's Greatest Christmas Band, are opening for the openers for Supersuckers at The Delaware on Saturday, 12/6. Tickets available below.
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ABSOLUTELY NOT
This is a trash song with trash lyrics and trash production that is the absolute worst thing ever to escape Bernie Taupin's head, it sounds like cocaine heavily cut with baby powder and expired laxative feels, if 80s pop music were the Hapsburgs, this song is Charles II of Spain.
This is a trash song with trash lyrics and trash production that is the absolute worst thing ever to escape Bernie Taupin's head, it sounds like cocaine heavily cut with baby powder and expired laxative feels, if 80s pop music were the Hapsburgs, this song is Charles II of Spain.
“We Built This City” is a good song, actually www.pastemagazine.com/music/starsh... I never understood the hate for that song. There are truly terrible songs. This isn't one of them.
“We Built This City” is a good song, actually
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December 4, 2025 at 9:15 PM
ABSOLUTELY NOT
This is a trash song with trash lyrics and trash production that is the absolute worst thing ever to escape Bernie Taupin's head, it sounds like cocaine heavily cut with baby powder and expired laxative feels, if 80s pop music were the Hapsburgs, this song is Charles II of Spain.
This is a trash song with trash lyrics and trash production that is the absolute worst thing ever to escape Bernie Taupin's head, it sounds like cocaine heavily cut with baby powder and expired laxative feels, if 80s pop music were the Hapsburgs, this song is Charles II of Spain.
Free show! The World's Greatest Christmas Band at the Mustard Seed Market on Dec 20th from 4 to 6 pm. Part of the Highland Square Holiday Stroll.
December 3, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Free show! The World's Greatest Christmas Band at the Mustard Seed Market on Dec 20th from 4 to 6 pm. Part of the Highland Square Holiday Stroll.
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The Youths are about to learn why for a large part of Millennials' 20s, the word "Republican" was a slur and anyone who was just pretended to be a libertarian.
December 3, 2025 at 2:16 AM
The Youths are about to learn why for a large part of Millennials' 20s, the word "Republican" was a slur and anyone who was just pretended to be a libertarian.