Dan McKeown
@dangmckeown.co.uk
Running, digital comms, pearl-clutching, and #Nihongo with a Cov accent
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FIFA looking silly now giving him an award
January 3, 2026 at 7:02 AM
FIFA looking silly now giving him an award
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Although Mickey Mouse entered the public domain in 2024, his iconic shorts weren’t introduced until the 1930 cartoon “Modest Mouse”. As the copyright on that cartoon has just expired, it is now legal to depict Mickey without his exposed anus and genitals
January 1, 2026 at 5:24 AM
Although Mickey Mouse entered the public domain in 2024, his iconic shorts weren’t introduced until the 1930 cartoon “Modest Mouse”. As the copyright on that cartoon has just expired, it is now legal to depict Mickey without his exposed anus and genitals
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Nothing says "smash the political establishment" quite like begging the Prime Minister to put your mates in the unelected House of Lords.
December 11, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Nothing says "smash the political establishment" quite like begging the Prime Minister to put your mates in the unelected House of Lords.
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He looks like he’s trying to stop his dog from leaving him
December 7, 2025 at 3:04 AM
He looks like he’s trying to stop his dog from leaving him
BREAKING: Harold Shipman has won the Fifa Prize for Medicine.
December 6, 2025 at 12:02 AM
BREAKING: Harold Shipman has won the Fifa Prize for Medicine.
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I have a feeling this will be the most controversial FIFA Peace Prize since 1938 when they awarded it to Adolf Hitler
December 5, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I have a feeling this will be the most controversial FIFA Peace Prize since 1938 when they awarded it to Adolf Hitler
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Hang on, a pause is by definition temporary. Permanent is the opposite of temporary. “Permanent pause” is an oxymoron, a contradiction. If you want to be president of the US, don’t you think you should learn English, @realDonaldTrump ?
November 28, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Hang on, a pause is by definition temporary. Permanent is the opposite of temporary. “Permanent pause” is an oxymoron, a contradiction. If you want to be president of the US, don’t you think you should learn English, @realDonaldTrump ?
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deep respect to anyone expecting the Stranger Thing finale(s) to be in any way satisfying, your optimism is a rare and beautiful thing
November 27, 2025 at 4:24 PM
deep respect to anyone expecting the Stranger Thing finale(s) to be in any way satisfying, your optimism is a rare and beautiful thing
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you know this is a serious government when its agitprop includes the words "ninja swords outlawed"
November 20, 2025 at 3:36 PM
you know this is a serious government when its agitprop includes the words "ninja swords outlawed"
(You wouldn't steal a CAR voice)
You wouldn't copy and paste from WORD
You wouldn't copy and paste from WORD
November 13, 2025 at 11:43 AM
(You wouldn't steal a CAR voice)
You wouldn't copy and paste from WORD
You wouldn't copy and paste from WORD
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Says the guy who complains about literally everything
Trump: "If we die, we must die and we as men we die without complaining."
November 11, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Says the guy who complains about literally everything
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There’s a simple solution here: James Bond in Hell. He has sex with the Devil’s wife, kills the Devil by kicking him out of a helicopter, etc.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 1:20 PM
There’s a simple solution here: James Bond in Hell. He has sex with the Devil’s wife, kills the Devil by kicking him out of a helicopter, etc.
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The royals themselves were not exempt from the nicknaming game, according to Page. The Queen's call sign was "Purple One", and her husband was referred to as "Phil the Greek". Prince Andrew, meanwhile, was known simply as "The Cunt".
Source: www.buzzfeed.com/michaelgilla...
Source: www.buzzfeed.com/michaelgilla...
15 Insane Confessions Of A Buckingham Palace Guard
A trusted royal guard spills the secrets of a decade of misbehaviour inside Buckingham Palace. "The Queen," he says, "is going to be mightily pissed off."
www.buzzfeed.com
October 23, 2025 at 3:09 PM
The royals themselves were not exempt from the nicknaming game, according to Page. The Queen's call sign was "Purple One", and her husband was referred to as "Phil the Greek". Prince Andrew, meanwhile, was known simply as "The Cunt".
Source: www.buzzfeed.com/michaelgilla...
Source: www.buzzfeed.com/michaelgilla...
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The Andrew Formerly Known As Prince
October 17, 2025 at 6:19 PM
The Andrew Formerly Known As Prince
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Then stop calling him Prince Andrew.
Prince Andrew gives up royal titles including Duke of York after ‘discussion with king’
Prince Andrew gives up royal titles including Duke of York after ‘discussion with king’
In statement released by Buckingham Palace, Andrew says he will give up titles and honours including the Duke of York
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Virginia Giuffre book extract: ‘Prince Andrew believed having sex with me was his birthright’
Prince Andrew has agreed to give up his title as the Duke of York, he said in a statement released through Buckingham Palace.
He said: “In discussion with the king, and my immediate and wider family, we have concluded the continued accusations about me distract from the work of His Majesty and the Royal Family. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
October 17, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Then stop calling him Prince Andrew.
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Just saw that Pizza Hut in the UK could be folding. I think that officially makes it Calzone Hut. Eyethangewe. I’m here all week. Try the veal.
October 20, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Just saw that Pizza Hut in the UK could be folding. I think that officially makes it Calzone Hut. Eyethangewe. I’m here all week. Try the veal.
SharePoint is a bad name, because you can't share anything and there's no point. They should have called it ShitMaze.
October 10, 2025 at 2:55 PM
SharePoint is a bad name, because you can't share anything and there's no point. They should have called it ShitMaze.
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What the fuck do you mean I got a longer prison sentence than Diddy
NEW YORK (AP) — Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs sentenced to 4 years and 2 months in prison in case involving sex workers, violence and ‘freak-offs’.
October 3, 2025 at 9:40 PM
What the fuck do you mean I got a longer prison sentence than Diddy
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My favorite throwaway joke on the Fresh Prince was when Will told Carlton to convince this girl he was a thug
Carlton: "I told her you went to Penn State"
Will: "I said the state pen"
Carlton: "I thought Penn State was bad enough"
Carlton: "I told her you went to Penn State"
Will: "I said the state pen"
Carlton: "I thought Penn State was bad enough"
I would say not everything is about Penn State but I'm not sure I can prove that
January 3, 2025 at 1:37 PM
My favorite throwaway joke on the Fresh Prince was when Will told Carlton to convince this girl he was a thug
Carlton: "I told her you went to Penn State"
Will: "I said the state pen"
Carlton: "I thought Penn State was bad enough"
Carlton: "I told her you went to Penn State"
Will: "I said the state pen"
Carlton: "I thought Penn State was bad enough"
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Trump to the UN: "I'm really good at this stuff. Your countries are going to hell."
September 23, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Trump to the UN: "I'm really good at this stuff. Your countries are going to hell."
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Just to accurately lay out the course of events, people were yelling at him because his auto-responding robot that was trained on Twitter’s userbase still displayed — against all odds — a modicum of empathy. He then made the robot speak like him and within hours it was calling itself Mechahitler.
July 9, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Just to accurately lay out the course of events, people were yelling at him because his auto-responding robot that was trained on Twitter’s userbase still displayed — against all odds — a modicum of empathy. He then made the robot speak like him and within hours it was calling itself Mechahitler.