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No idea what I'm doing here. I'm trying my best.
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Again, blaming all Texans for what a slim majority that has gerrymandered its way into super majority legislative power sucks and you shouldn't do it
September 16, 2023 at 5:12 PM
Can verify this to be true.
Bisexuals are supposed to be mysterious it's our prerogative
September 15, 2023 at 2:55 AM
“Tits or ass?” Bro the way they can leap to the top rope without losing their balance and hit a springboard swanton on their opponent lying on a table outside the wrestling ring.
"Tits or ass?" Bro the way I know she could handle her self during a zombie apocalypse
September 14, 2023 at 6:21 PM
September 14, 2023 at 3:30 AM
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Bill Maher is a scab? Wow this totally changes my previously high opinion of that smug Islamophobic racist transphobic misogynistic attention-whore.
September 14, 2023 at 1:06 AM
Aight, so it seems like y’all motherfuckers got problems. Would help to work that shit out without the sub posting and the exaggerations so we all can go back to plotting how to eat the billionaires in an open BBQ pit.
September 13, 2023 at 7:52 PM
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BREAKING: Marvel VFX workers have just won a historic first union in the visual effects industry.

The workers who power the biggest superhero movies on the planet voted unanimously to unionize with vfxunion.

This is a major first step for the industry, and Disney is next.
September 13, 2023 at 5:15 PM
Just saying, the way some of y’all be sub posting so much is confusing. Like, are you calling the trans person saying white trans people need to be aware of how their actions may hurt POC trans people fasc? I don’t think you are but the sub posting makes it sound like it.
September 13, 2023 at 3:49 PM
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Congratulations on a million users, hire trust and safety already
September 12, 2023 at 11:07 PM
From Ohio: Jesse Owens defeated Hitler and the Nazis at the Olympics. He is a hero.

LEARNED: But he was black so he was treated like shit when he got back to the US.
Let's do a fun thread. All of us were taught inaccuracies in school as a historical problem but assumed we're taught better. What are things you later learned were inaccuracies? I'll go first:

TAUGHT: There are three states of matter
LEARNED: There are way more! Those are just the 'classical' ones!
September 12, 2023 at 10:38 PM
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champion of overthinking
September 12, 2023 at 10:06 PM
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If man sized he be, that's Magilla you see
If ten thousand pounds, that's Grape Ape you've found.
September 12, 2023 at 4:31 PM
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Holy shit, you look really hot today. You should take a moment and look in the mirror and affirm that for yourself.
September 12, 2023 at 1:50 PM
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Went viral over at The Old Site for sharing some of Aaron MacGruder's post-9/11 Boondocks cartoons that somehow got published only weeks after the attacks so I might as well also share them here. Incredibly funny and genuinely surprising he got away with it. www.gocomics.com/boondocks/20...
September 12, 2023 at 1:03 AM
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Patrick Mahomes explains why commas are important:
September 12, 2023 at 1:24 AM
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All Assigned
Cops Clown
Are At
Bastards 🤝 Birth
ACAB
September 11, 2023 at 5:58 AM
Never forget 🤼‍♀️
September 11, 2023 at 2:55 AM
Okay, this may be the Savior Complex HBO serial killer doc, but I’m pretty sure if you’re a white “Christian” who does a mission in a poor African village and come back “It was a great experience” and not “The world is fucked up,” you racist. What was so great? Seeing all the suffering black people?
September 11, 2023 at 2:45 AM
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September 9, 2023 at 4:38 PM
September 10, 2023 at 4:31 AM
“Dad, stop embarrassing me.” #cfb
September 2, 2023 at 6:54 PM