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I support everyone giving vast sums of money to Andrew Cuomo. It’s the “lighting a million quid on fire” art piece but this time performed by the worst people in the world.
October 16, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I support everyone giving vast sums of money to Andrew Cuomo. It’s the “lighting a million quid on fire” art piece but this time performed by the worst people in the world.
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I regret to inform you that doing the thing I was putting off forever did not take very long and was not very hard.
October 3, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I regret to inform you that doing the thing I was putting off forever did not take very long and was not very hard.
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🚨 REMINDER: There are 29 GOP-held House seats where the Republican won by 12 points or less.
Here's how many residents of each who WILL either lose healthcare coverage entirely or be faced w/MASSIVE premium hikes and/or ongoing paperwork to keep it:
acasignups.net/25/07/03/how...
Here's how many residents of each who WILL either lose healthcare coverage entirely or be faced w/MASSIVE premium hikes and/or ongoing paperwork to keep it:
acasignups.net/25/07/03/how...
How many could lose healthcare via the #MAGAMurderBill in the 29 most vulnerable GOP-held House districts?
There are 29 House districts where Republicans won by 12 points or less. Below I've posted district-wide enrollment in ACA exchange-based Qualified Health Plans (QHPs), ACA Basic Health Plans (BHPs) a...
acasignups.net
July 3, 2025 at 2:56 PM
🚨 REMINDER: There are 29 GOP-held House seats where the Republican won by 12 points or less.
Here's how many residents of each who WILL either lose healthcare coverage entirely or be faced w/MASSIVE premium hikes and/or ongoing paperwork to keep it:
acasignups.net/25/07/03/how...
Here's how many residents of each who WILL either lose healthcare coverage entirely or be faced w/MASSIVE premium hikes and/or ongoing paperwork to keep it:
acasignups.net/25/07/03/how...
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We should all be disgusted by the flood of anti-Muslim remarks spewed in the aftermath of Zohran Mamdani’s victory in the NYC mayoral primary — some blatant, others latent.
Shame on the members of Congress who have engaged in such bigotry and anyone who doesn’t challenge it.
Shame on the members of Congress who have engaged in such bigotry and anyone who doesn’t challenge it.
Attacks on Muslims flood mainstream after Mamdani win
Openly racist rhetoric has become normalized at the highest levels of American politics.
www.axios.com
June 29, 2025 at 1:54 PM
We should all be disgusted by the flood of anti-Muslim remarks spewed in the aftermath of Zohran Mamdani’s victory in the NYC mayoral primary — some blatant, others latent.
Shame on the members of Congress who have engaged in such bigotry and anyone who doesn’t challenge it.
Shame on the members of Congress who have engaged in such bigotry and anyone who doesn’t challenge it.
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ZOHRAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
a woman is holding a red megaphone in front of a crowd of people .
Alt: a woman is holding a red megaphone in front of a crowd of people .
media.tenor.com
June 24, 2025 at 3:50 PM
ZOHRAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
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if your grand approach to politics is bloodless poll-testing so that you're always aligned with wherever public opinion happens to be, you've already lost
May 25, 2025 at 2:59 PM
if your grand approach to politics is bloodless poll-testing so that you're always aligned with wherever public opinion happens to be, you've already lost
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Pete hegseth always sounds like he’s arguing with the bouncer
April 22, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Pete hegseth always sounds like he’s arguing with the bouncer
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I am begging anyone with the ability to commission articles in my industry: let trans people write about what is happening to us right now.
April 22, 2025 at 9:51 AM
I am begging anyone with the ability to commission articles in my industry: let trans people write about what is happening to us right now.
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While the gospels say that Judas led the Romans to Jesus, a new theory is gaining traction with some Biblical scholars. There is evidence, some say, that Judas merely shared Christ's location on an insecure group chat that accidentally included several Roman officials and journalists.
April 21, 2025 at 1:46 AM
While the gospels say that Judas led the Romans to Jesus, a new theory is gaining traction with some Biblical scholars. There is evidence, some say, that Judas merely shared Christ's location on an insecure group chat that accidentally included several Roman officials and journalists.
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President Trump just fired almost the entire staff of the CFPB, who protect you from getting scammed by Wall Street.
This is another assault on consumers and our democracy by Trump's lawless Administration.
We will fight back with everything we've got.
This is another assault on consumers and our democracy by Trump's lawless Administration.
We will fight back with everything we've got.
April 17, 2025 at 11:06 PM
President Trump just fired almost the entire staff of the CFPB, who protect you from getting scammed by Wall Street.
This is another assault on consumers and our democracy by Trump's lawless Administration.
We will fight back with everything we've got.
This is another assault on consumers and our democracy by Trump's lawless Administration.
We will fight back with everything we've got.
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Man Who Bumped Tesla While Parallel Parking Sentenced To Death
Man Who Bumped Tesla While Parallel Parking Sentenced To Death
WASHINGTON—Warning that even the slightest dent, knick, or scratch would henceforth be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law, Attorney General Pam Bondi announced Tuesday that Raymond Pratt, a 5...
theonion.com
April 8, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Man Who Bumped Tesla While Parallel Parking Sentenced To Death
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This stock market crash thing is so confusing. On one hand you have every economist and bank in the free world freaking out. On the other, there are some blue check accounts on Twitter with ancient statues as their profile pics doing 20 part threads on why down is the new up. 🤷🏻♀️
April 4, 2025 at 7:55 PM
This stock market crash thing is so confusing. On one hand you have every economist and bank in the free world freaking out. On the other, there are some blue check accounts on Twitter with ancient statues as their profile pics doing 20 part threads on why down is the new up. 🤷🏻♀️
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just to be safe, let me save a jpeg of the internet
The man sitting next to me on the Metro is reading a printout of the "Tariff" Wikipedia page
April 3, 2025 at 10:31 PM
just to be safe, let me save a jpeg of the internet
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being obsessed with IQ is a good sign that you have nothing in your life to give you actual meaning. (also a good sign you have bell curve-esque beliefs about human equality)
Coming around to the view that a certain kind of narcissist simply needs Musk to be a genius rather than a fraud, because they want to believe there’s a hereditary Brahmin class of accomplished, beautiful minds—and that they’re a part of that class.
February 23, 2025 at 3:30 PM
being obsessed with IQ is a good sign that you have nothing in your life to give you actual meaning. (also a good sign you have bell curve-esque beliefs about human equality)
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I don't know about rest, but my book Flowers for the Sea will definitely bring you joy if you love vengeance, a smidgen of cosmic horror, and a whole lot of body sensations.
bookshop.org/p/books/flow...
bookshop.org/p/books/flow...
February 13, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I don't know about rest, but my book Flowers for the Sea will definitely bring you joy if you love vengeance, a smidgen of cosmic horror, and a whole lot of body sensations.
bookshop.org/p/books/flow...
bookshop.org/p/books/flow...
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It ain’t even satire anymore. 😩
‘You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson
February 12, 2025 at 7:38 PM
It ain’t even satire anymore. 😩
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It's going to be an incredible few months of the New York Post doing stories about Manhattan Men Victimized By Congestion Pricing and then it instantly being revealed that the person interviewed is a billionaire because they invented "convenience fees" or hold the patent for Sinus Headaches.
January 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
It's going to be an incredible few months of the New York Post doing stories about Manhattan Men Victimized By Congestion Pricing and then it instantly being revealed that the person interviewed is a billionaire because they invented "convenience fees" or hold the patent for Sinus Headaches.
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On top of everything else, now I gotta put up with four more years of y’all shouting about leopards eating faces and cruelty being the point and “let that sink in” over and over and over.
😩🤣😩🤣
SHADDUPP!!
We need a more innovative discourse of shared panic! COME UP WITH NEW ANXIETY SLOGANS.
😩🤣😩🤣
SHADDUPP!!
We need a more innovative discourse of shared panic! COME UP WITH NEW ANXIETY SLOGANS.
November 18, 2024 at 1:56 PM
On top of everything else, now I gotta put up with four more years of y’all shouting about leopards eating faces and cruelty being the point and “let that sink in” over and over and over.
😩🤣😩🤣
SHADDUPP!!
We need a more innovative discourse of shared panic! COME UP WITH NEW ANXIETY SLOGANS.
😩🤣😩🤣
SHADDUPP!!
We need a more innovative discourse of shared panic! COME UP WITH NEW ANXIETY SLOGANS.
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My debut novel, 'The Last Days of Good People' is coming out in late February and is now available to pre-order. #speclit
You can reserve a copy of the audiobook, ebook, or print today here: awfulagent.com/ebooks/the-last-days-of-good-people/
You can reserve a copy of the audiobook, ebook, or print today here: awfulagent.com/ebooks/the-last-days-of-good-people/
December 16, 2024 at 10:00 PM
My debut novel, 'The Last Days of Good People' is coming out in late February and is now available to pre-order. #speclit
You can reserve a copy of the audiobook, ebook, or print today here: awfulagent.com/ebooks/the-last-days-of-good-people/
You can reserve a copy of the audiobook, ebook, or print today here: awfulagent.com/ebooks/the-last-days-of-good-people/
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The 39th time we've had to post this, and this time about The Onion's original hometown.
‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens
MADISON, WI—In the hours following a violent rampage in Wisconsin in which a lone attacker killed at least two individuals and injured six others, citizens living in the only country where this kind o...
theonion.com
December 16, 2024 at 9:48 PM
The 39th time we've had to post this, and this time about The Onion's original hometown.
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get every single one of these people out of leadership and put them on a farm somewhere i don’t give a shit www.msnbc.com/jonathan-cap...
Clyburn urges Biden to pardon Trump 'so we can clean the slate'
After convincing President Biden to pardon his son Hunter, South Carolina Rep. Jim Clyburn is now calling for clemency for Donald Trump. "If we keep digging at things in the past, I'm not too sure the...
www.msnbc.com
December 9, 2024 at 3:36 AM
get every single one of these people out of leadership and put them on a farm somewhere i don’t give a shit www.msnbc.com/jonathan-cap...
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