DapperElf
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"President Farquaad" might be THE funniest thing anyone has ever called him im sorry lmfaaooo
President Farquaad needs to get ahold of himself and read that pesky document he swore an oath to defend.
December 25, 2025 at 4:44 AM
"President Farquaad" might be THE funniest thing anyone has ever called him im sorry lmfaaooo
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Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
December 25, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
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the first lol
the first lol
born is the king
of roflmao
the first lol
born is the king
of roflmao
December 25, 2025 at 5:03 AM
the first lol
the first lol
born is the king
of roflmao
the first lol
born is the king
of roflmao
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me when someone asks a simple question about where they can buy some nice shoes
December 25, 2025 at 7:26 AM
me when someone asks a simple question about where they can buy some nice shoes
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Looking for something warm and cozy to cuddle up to this holiday season?
Enjoy the Kat for IL-09 Pawliday Heater Cam compilation from our 6-hour Stream-A-Thon, now on YouTube: www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFmb...
Enjoy the Kat for IL-09 Pawliday Heater Cam compilation from our 6-hour Stream-A-Thon, now on YouTube: www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFmb...
Stay Warm By The Heater | Lofi Heater Beats To Study / Relax To | Kat Abughazaleh For Illinois
YouTube video by Kat Abughazaleh
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December 24, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Looking for something warm and cozy to cuddle up to this holiday season?
Enjoy the Kat for IL-09 Pawliday Heater Cam compilation from our 6-hour Stream-A-Thon, now on YouTube: www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFmb...
Enjoy the Kat for IL-09 Pawliday Heater Cam compilation from our 6-hour Stream-A-Thon, now on YouTube: www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFmb...
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Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
December 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
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I love @gruber.foo's short dive in to Apple’s new fanfare, but am I the only one who *immediately* thought of the Mac OS X Snow Leopard installer intro’s first second or so when they heard the new fanfare?
Seriously, listen and compare!
Seriously, listen and compare!
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December 17, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I love @gruber.foo's short dive in to Apple’s new fanfare, but am I the only one who *immediately* thought of the Mac OS X Snow Leopard installer intro’s first second or so when they heard the new fanfare?
Seriously, listen and compare!
Seriously, listen and compare!
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I see that Jack Posobiec's record for always having stupid takes remains unblemished.
December 15, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I see that Jack Posobiec's record for always having stupid takes remains unblemished.
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I want to play a lawyer on Law and Order so goddamn bad
November 29, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I want to play a lawyer on Law and Order so goddamn bad
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you buy new phone you buy WHY You noT BUY PHONE Feed MOnEY to markets NOW buy PHONE
stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
November 25, 2025 at 6:25 PM
you buy new phone you buy WHY You noT BUY PHONE Feed MOnEY to markets NOW buy PHONE
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Ha! I do this all the time.
If I need to do several things I repeat the sequence like an incantation or something.
“Meds. Trash. Plants. Mail.”
“meds trash plants mail”
“medstrashplantsmail”
If I need to do several things I repeat the sequence like an incantation or something.
“Meds. Trash. Plants. Mail.”
“meds trash plants mail”
“medstrashplantsmail”
oh I have add life hack for this exact scenario:
you just need to repeat the thing you're looking for as you move from room to room. As soon as you leave a room you forget what you were looking for. So just walk through your house saying "keys keys keys keys keys keys"
you just need to repeat the thing you're looking for as you move from room to room. As soon as you leave a room you forget what you were looking for. So just walk through your house saying "keys keys keys keys keys keys"
I like the days when I walk to another room and instantly ask: The fuck did I come in here for?🙄😂
November 24, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Ha! I do this all the time.
If I need to do several things I repeat the sequence like an incantation or something.
“Meds. Trash. Plants. Mail.”
“meds trash plants mail”
“medstrashplantsmail”
If I need to do several things I repeat the sequence like an incantation or something.
“Meds. Trash. Plants. Mail.”
“meds trash plants mail”
“medstrashplantsmail”
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How Vaccines Work 🧬🧫🧪🔬💉🥽
November 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
How Vaccines Work 🧬🧫🧪🔬💉🥽
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It cannot be remembered enough that these were the same people who got worked up about drag brunches
November 14, 2025 at 3:08 PM
It cannot be remembered enough that these were the same people who got worked up about drag brunches
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If you need me, tap me on the shoulder. I’ll be happily working all day listening to this on a loop.
November 13, 2025 at 1:49 PM
If you need me, tap me on the shoulder. I’ll be happily working all day listening to this on a loop.
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"Centrists" have commitment issues
November 14, 2025 at 5:19 PM
"Centrists" have commitment issues
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A regular reminder that a poster made in MS paint will ALWAYS be cooler than the bullshit ai slop you generate.
November 12, 2025 at 12:58 AM
A regular reminder that a poster made in MS paint will ALWAYS be cooler than the bullshit ai slop you generate.
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Re: Epstein’s emails
November 13, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Re: Epstein’s emails
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🌟🌟 NEW VIDEO - OUT NOW 🌟🌟
This Roman Road Makes NO SENSE - Wade's Causeway. A big video on one of northern Englands most mysterious archaeological sites! - that may be older than Stonehenge...
LINK: youtu.be/Iq_IBU1SfUs
#YouTube #Archaeology #Prehistory
This Roman Road Makes NO SENSE - Wade's Causeway. A big video on one of northern Englands most mysterious archaeological sites! - that may be older than Stonehenge...
LINK: youtu.be/Iq_IBU1SfUs
#YouTube #Archaeology #Prehistory
This Roman Road Makes NO SENSE - Wade's Causeway
YouTube video by Adam Morgan Ibbotson
youtu.be
November 13, 2025 at 4:51 PM
🌟🌟 NEW VIDEO - OUT NOW 🌟🌟
This Roman Road Makes NO SENSE - Wade's Causeway. A big video on one of northern Englands most mysterious archaeological sites! - that may be older than Stonehenge...
LINK: youtu.be/Iq_IBU1SfUs
#YouTube #Archaeology #Prehistory
This Roman Road Makes NO SENSE - Wade's Causeway. A big video on one of northern Englands most mysterious archaeological sites! - that may be older than Stonehenge...
LINK: youtu.be/Iq_IBU1SfUs
#YouTube #Archaeology #Prehistory
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This inspired me to run an experiment, and bsky.app/profile/numb...
November 13, 2025 at 12:37 PM
This inspired me to run an experiment, and bsky.app/profile/numb...