David Reynolds
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Nah you don’t know me
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This MTV recording I found from an extremely golden age of 1994 is a time capsule of exactly specifically the last time the world existed before Mariah Carey’s “All I Want For Christmas Is You,” as shown by this ominous trailer. Make of that what you will.
If MTV only knew what they were about to unleash...
December 21, 2024 at 6:43 PM
This MTV recording I found from an extremely golden age of 1994 is a time capsule of exactly specifically the last time the world existed before Mariah Carey’s “All I Want For Christmas Is You,” as shown by this ominous trailer. Make of that what you will.
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you had to be bulletproof to survive the 70s
November 29, 2025 at 4:18 PM
you had to be bulletproof to survive the 70s
When does this idiot get hit by the ACME anvil already? Can it just be now? He can even hold up a little sign right before it hits him…
October 26, 2025 at 6:02 PM
When does this idiot get hit by the ACME anvil already? Can it just be now? He can even hold up a little sign right before it hits him…
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buy physical media folks
October 14, 2025 at 12:04 AM
buy physical media folks
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I skeet for people who still miss Google Reader.
September 21, 2025 at 11:21 AM
I skeet for people who still miss Google Reader.
Oh this? Yeah it did NOT suck.
September 7, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Oh this? Yeah it did NOT suck.
The only thing worse than putting things back in the wrong place is putting them back in ALMOST the right place. Like… come on.
August 22, 2025 at 2:30 PM
The only thing worse than putting things back in the wrong place is putting them back in ALMOST the right place. Like… come on.
Can we all just agree to skip to the part where the party is over and everybody is gone and we can finally start cleaning up this shitshow? It’s EXHAUSTING.
July 29, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Can we all just agree to skip to the part where the party is over and everybody is gone and we can finally start cleaning up this shitshow? It’s EXHAUSTING.
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“death before dishonor” i reply, right after someone asks me if decaf is ok
July 10, 2025 at 11:59 AM
“death before dishonor” i reply, right after someone asks me if decaf is ok
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Adulthood is basically that feeling you get when you unwrap your food and it’s not what you ordered
July 8, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Adulthood is basically that feeling you get when you unwrap your food and it’s not what you ordered
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forget cloning wolves and mammoths, resurrect something society actually needs: the Conversation Pit
April 13, 2025 at 12:22 PM
forget cloning wolves and mammoths, resurrect something society actually needs: the Conversation Pit
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if someine BOFA'ed Elon Musk he would have an emotional breakdown requiring hospitalization
March 18, 2025 at 5:14 PM
if someine BOFA'ed Elon Musk he would have an emotional breakdown requiring hospitalization
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tesla's shitty autopilot has the chance to do the funniest thing ever
Trump says he’s going to buy a Tesla tomorrow because people are “illegally” boycotting Tesla.
March 11, 2025 at 5:37 AM
tesla's shitty autopilot has the chance to do the funniest thing ever
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Saw someone I’ve been in a prolonged fight with and was going to apologize until I remembered she had no idea.
March 7, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Saw someone I’ve been in a prolonged fight with and was going to apologize until I remembered she had no idea.
To those thinking “Oh he’ll see the stock market drop and reverse course”, the wealthy see the drop exactly like a cheap tv on Black Friday. A sale on what they want to buy. Wake tf up.
March 4, 2025 at 3:23 PM
To those thinking “Oh he’ll see the stock market drop and reverse course”, the wealthy see the drop exactly like a cheap tv on Black Friday. A sale on what they want to buy. Wake tf up.
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we really should’ve predicted the joe roganification of young men when they started eating tide pods
March 4, 2025 at 4:04 AM
we really should’ve predicted the joe roganification of young men when they started eating tide pods
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YOU CAN'T EVER GO HOME AGAIN. THEY HAVE LET OUT YOUR ROOM TO A PACK OF UNICYCLISTS.
February 23, 2025 at 12:26 AM
YOU CAN'T EVER GO HOME AGAIN. THEY HAVE LET OUT YOUR ROOM TO A PACK OF UNICYCLISTS.
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saving tiktok is like whatever, you wanna impress me bring back google reader
January 20, 2025 at 3:08 PM
saving tiktok is like whatever, you wanna impress me bring back google reader
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glad to hear you’re doing good. i know you meant well .
January 12, 2025 at 3:59 PM
glad to hear you’re doing good. i know you meant well .
Guess Amazon doesn’t know me very well after all… yeesh
January 5, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Guess Amazon doesn’t know me very well after all… yeesh
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The 2020s can safely be called "The Circumstances"
January 1, 2025 at 6:24 AM
The 2020s can safely be called "The Circumstances"