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T1D 💉 #NUFC season ticket holder, The Gallowgate. Lefty. Refugees welcome. Views my own.
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32 years ago today, Robert Goulet’s wife and manager Vera Novak said for him to shut up. The Simpsons episode “$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)” premiered on December 16, 1993.
December 17, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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I knew Trump's post about Rob Reiner would make at least one of the late-night guys snap. I hope all of them do, but since his got out there first, I can now confirm that at least Seth did, and he did so perfectly. www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUW2...
Seth Remembers Rob Reiner
YouTube video by Late Night with Seth Meyers
www.youtube.com
December 16, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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They're selling you the same pasta in different shapes and you're falling for it
December 14, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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“In other news that made no headlines:

In under 24 hours, 14 Palestinians died of severe cold, including months-old infants, as the Zionist blockade on Gaza denied them … basic warmth necessities …. The storm also destroyed 3,000 tents”
December 14, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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Fact-check: true
December 14, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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In case you have never seen this.
December 13, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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Grandchildren Politely Decline David Cronenberg’s Bedtime Story Offer https://theonion.com/grandchildren-politely-decline-david-cronenbergs-bedtime-story-offer/
December 13, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Wes Streeting blaming doctors for the chaos from rising flu cases #C4News

Wes Streeting did not offer covid or flu boosters to everyone who wanted one

Wes Streeting did not care enough to ensure clean indoor air in schools, workplaces, hospitality

Both would have brought down cases significantly
December 12, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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Mike, and indeed, drop!
If handing someone their arse, was a video clip
December 12, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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The sinister ones are my favourites.
December 12, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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This was a beloved friend's favorite Larson cartoon. I remember him whenever I see it.

I have cat-loving friends who always write CAT FUD for cat food.
December 12, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Children of Men is a Christmas movie
December 12, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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Tinsel Draped Over Urn
December 12, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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“I bring you fun”
“I bring you sunshine”
“I bring you love”

The Three Morecambe and Wise Men.
December 9, 2025 at 6:58 AM
December 11, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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Right folks,
if you want framed prints, large prints, mugs, cushions, t-shirts, phone cases, notebooks, or tote bags for Christmas, you've got until TOMORROW (Friday 12th Dec) to get your order in.
www.gailmyerscough.co.uk
December 11, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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This Jon Adams cartoon speaks to me.
December 11, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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We were able to help a puppy who had her ears intentionally removed and survived parvo ❤️‍🩹
December 11, 2025 at 7:20 PM
shout out to my table on the Lumo to Newcastle who woke me up before I ended up in Edinburgh ... love you all ☺️
December 11, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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December 11, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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I am brimming with holiday spirit
December 8, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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I don't want to work hard, actually. I didn't consent to being born but now I have to spend the next 30 years doing pointless work just to survive. Shit idea.
December 11, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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According to some fans* we have a shit manager and a shit squad but also we should be winning every match.
Ok...

#nufc
December 11, 2025 at 9:26 AM