David Templeman 🇵🇸
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T1D 💉 #NUFC season ticket holder, The Gallowgate. Lefty. Views my own.
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mrsbettybowers.bsky.social
We are living in one of the stupidest times in history.
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emmavj.bsky.social
Think we underestimate how much of social media is like going to the kitchen to fetch something, forgetting why you came and then shrugging and eating all the crackers
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ramiismail.com
Hey look, Israel broke the cease-fire, twice, in two different ways, within 24 hours - again.
mondoweiss.net
NEW: Israel informed the UN it will permit only 300 aid trucks into Gaza daily, not the 600 mandated by the ceasefire it just signed.
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dly.bsky.social
ME: ugh why does my back hurt all the time

ALSO ME:
Tim Robinson super slouched on a chair looking at his phone like a doofus
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swingingstorm.bsky.social
So far TODAY Israel has:

- bombed Gaza City
- bombed Khan Younis
- shot and killed five Palestinians in Gaza City
- refused to open the Rafah border crossing
- announced they would once more block aid

This is what a "ceasefire" with Israel looks like. This is what it has always looked like.
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bsgorrie.bsky.social
Jack Nicholson enjoying some tunes and a toot in his Canyon home, 1969

📷 Arthur Shatz
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davidtempleman.bsky.social
Share a cartoon from the past that kids today probably never heard of...
still image of the characters from the US cartoon series, Wait Till Your Father Gets Home.
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jeano.bsky.social
Our dog found an actual string of sausages today! I thought that only happened in The Beano 😆
Dog with bin bag and string of sausages
davidtempleman.bsky.social
this is normal
fesshole.bsky.social
Whenever I put cutlery back into the drawer after the dishwasher, I always move the spoons around and bring the old ones to the top. It's nothing to do with hygiene, I just don't want the spoons to get upset about not making tea.
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Share a cartoon from the past that kids today probably never heard of...
A still image of the French cartoon bird character, Calimero.
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patriciajaydee.bsky.social
The rikishi are taking-in the town and doing what we all do when in London.
Seeing the sights, admiring the parks, shopping on High Street, taking tea at Fortnum's, using the olde phonebox, eating Chinese, and having a terrific time.
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davidtempleman.bsky.social
Thatcher was born 100 years ago today... but she's been dead for 12 of those so swings and roundabouts.
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implausibleblog.bsky.social
BBC News explain that because of Brexit, Brits will be photographed and have their fingerprints taken when going into the EU, as the UK now is a third country

BBC News forget to explain that the UK helped create these rules when we were part of the EU because we wanted stronger border control
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twlldun.bsky.social
Indeed, allegedly the first American to hear Stalin was dead
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auldbendy.bsky.social
Fuck off Kate. You have a nanny for grown children, cleaners, don't have a job, assistant, personal hairdressers, and are loaded.

You know what does damage family life more? Poverty. Put your literal money where your mouth is then I may take you seriously.
Kate warns too much screen time damages family life.