skye
@dawnmarionette.bsky.social
possessed by the spirit of role playing games
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ME [opening a card from the boss that says ‘get better soon’]: but i’m not sick, sir
BOSS: no, you’re just
terrible at this job
BOSS: no, you’re just
terrible at this job
December 2, 2024 at 9:41 PM
ME [opening a card from the boss that says ‘get better soon’]: but i’m not sick, sir
BOSS: no, you’re just
terrible at this job
BOSS: no, you’re just
terrible at this job
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When I’m sharing art or something here I feel like an animal crossing villager sharing the cool bug I caught
October 21, 2024 at 4:08 PM
When I’m sharing art or something here I feel like an animal crossing villager sharing the cool bug I caught
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Work Emails are Turn Based Combat
September 15, 2023 at 3:22 AM
Work Emails are Turn Based Combat
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welcome to bluesky! your onboarding orb has been imprinted with today's agenda, featuring:
- spooky display names: a guided booturial
- the abridged history of posts vs skeets: a documentary (68h runtime)
- a fireside chat: there is no algorithm vs yes there is
- spooky display names: a guided booturial
- the abridged history of posts vs skeets: a documentary (68h runtime)
- a fireside chat: there is no algorithm vs yes there is
October 17, 2024 at 1:09 PM
welcome to bluesky! your onboarding orb has been imprinted with today's agenda, featuring:
- spooky display names: a guided booturial
- the abridged history of posts vs skeets: a documentary (68h runtime)
- a fireside chat: there is no algorithm vs yes there is
- spooky display names: a guided booturial
- the abridged history of posts vs skeets: a documentary (68h runtime)
- a fireside chat: there is no algorithm vs yes there is
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if anyone on here tells you that you need to know bluesky lore or anything like that, just ignore them. nothing ever happens
October 17, 2024 at 8:19 PM
if anyone on here tells you that you need to know bluesky lore or anything like that, just ignore them. nothing ever happens
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A heads up for new bluesky users, and this is something the devs REALLY should make clearer during the onboarding process: whenever you post a nude on this app it goes up on a big screen at a baseball game
July 3, 2023 at 2:52 AM
A heads up for new bluesky users, and this is something the devs REALLY should make clearer during the onboarding process: whenever you post a nude on this app it goes up on a big screen at a baseball game
did not realize i got in here that early
October 13, 2024 at 1:49 AM
did not realize i got in here that early
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holy shit you don’t like the thing a lot of people like?? fuck that’s so cool you’re such a badass
February 5, 2024 at 4:23 PM
holy shit you don’t like the thing a lot of people like?? fuck that’s so cool you’re such a badass
i dont agree with everything vaush says but i think his take on ai art is correct & morally necessary. people who dont see the difference between ai art & human-made art are subhuman & fundamentally lack empathy. its the endgame of those “im the only conscious thinking person on this train” tendency
January 23, 2024 at 7:23 PM
i dont agree with everything vaush says but i think his take on ai art is correct & morally necessary. people who dont see the difference between ai art & human-made art are subhuman & fundamentally lack empathy. its the endgame of those “im the only conscious thinking person on this train” tendency
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Date someone who says things like:
• Drive safe
• Text me when you get home
• I miss you
• One night while I was eating fries outside of a 7-11, Keanu Reeves walked up, asked to borrow a french fry & then proceeded to eat fries out of my hand like a baby deer
• I'm proud of you
• Drive safe
• Text me when you get home
• I miss you
• One night while I was eating fries outside of a 7-11, Keanu Reeves walked up, asked to borrow a french fry & then proceeded to eat fries out of my hand like a baby deer
• I'm proud of you
January 21, 2024 at 3:34 PM
Date someone who says things like:
• Drive safe
• Text me when you get home
• I miss you
• One night while I was eating fries outside of a 7-11, Keanu Reeves walked up, asked to borrow a french fry & then proceeded to eat fries out of my hand like a baby deer
• I'm proud of you
• Drive safe
• Text me when you get home
• I miss you
• One night while I was eating fries outside of a 7-11, Keanu Reeves walked up, asked to borrow a french fry & then proceeded to eat fries out of my hand like a baby deer
• I'm proud of you
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January 20, 2024 at 11:29 AM
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i love when the nyt does an expose like "ok, here's what we spent the last few months complicit in"
January 21, 2024 at 2:59 PM
i love when the nyt does an expose like "ok, here's what we spent the last few months complicit in"
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Can't have it both ways, if the government is going to make me do my own taxes they should live with the number I come up with. Don't come back to me later like "Actually,"
January 14, 2024 at 4:51 PM
Can't have it both ways, if the government is going to make me do my own taxes they should live with the number I come up with. Don't come back to me later like "Actually,"
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Uber: we can't make money if we have to follow the law
Google: we can't make money if we're not allowed to be a monopoly
Nestle: we can't make money without using slave labor
OpenAI: we can't make money if we can't steal
media: should shoplifters be executed?
Google: we can't make money if we're not allowed to be a monopoly
Nestle: we can't make money without using slave labor
OpenAI: we can't make money if we can't steal
media: should shoplifters be executed?
January 9, 2024 at 2:18 PM
Uber: we can't make money if we have to follow the law
Google: we can't make money if we're not allowed to be a monopoly
Nestle: we can't make money without using slave labor
OpenAI: we can't make money if we can't steal
media: should shoplifters be executed?
Google: we can't make money if we're not allowed to be a monopoly
Nestle: we can't make money without using slave labor
OpenAI: we can't make money if we can't steal
media: should shoplifters be executed?
look how cute my gay lil matcha latte is
January 8, 2024 at 6:28 PM
look how cute my gay lil matcha latte is
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let’s go, brandon
January 5, 2024 at 9:07 PM
let’s go, brandon
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I don't know if anyone else gets anxious about phone calls but a little tip I've learned is: if there is a phone call that I don't want to make, before I start dialing the number, I carefully hold the phone in my hand & toss it gently into a lake. I hope this advice helps others.
December 18, 2023 at 7:52 PM
I don't know if anyone else gets anxious about phone calls but a little tip I've learned is: if there is a phone call that I don't want to make, before I start dialing the number, I carefully hold the phone in my hand & toss it gently into a lake. I hope this advice helps others.
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gotta love how the sun shows up every morning, hangs around all day, then just leaves at some point around sunset. it's like okay. thanks
January 4, 2024 at 10:46 PM
gotta love how the sun shows up every morning, hangs around all day, then just leaves at some point around sunset. it's like okay. thanks
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I understand why social media sites have a general prohibition on death threats but imo it shouldn’t apply if the accounts are mutuals. Sometimes you need to tell your buddy that you are going to stab them with a big knife
January 5, 2024 at 5:55 AM
I understand why social media sites have a general prohibition on death threats but imo it shouldn’t apply if the accounts are mutuals. Sometimes you need to tell your buddy that you are going to stab them with a big knife