Dave
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Nation Yearns For Relative Calm Of ‘President A Giant Pedophile’ News Cycle https://theonion.com/nation-yearns-for-relative-calm-of-president-a-giant-pedophile-news-cycle/
January 20, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Nation Yearns For Relative Calm Of ‘President A Giant Pedophile’ News Cycle https://theonion.com/nation-yearns-for-relative-calm-of-president-a-giant-pedophile-news-cycle/
it's crazy how bad republicans have fucked up
January 12, 2026 at 3:02 AM
it's crazy how bad republicans have fucked up
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this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier
January 8, 2026 at 2:33 PM
this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier
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imagine telling yourself on january 6, 2021 that five years from now things would be so much worse
January 7, 2026 at 12:06 AM
imagine telling yourself on january 6, 2021 that five years from now things would be so much worse
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I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war
January 3, 2026 at 9:13 AM
I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war
So much more tedious than just saying he’s a liar
December 29, 2025 at 9:18 PM
So much more tedious than just saying he’s a liar
regulate the militia. ban guns.
September 11, 2025 at 2:52 AM
regulate the militia. ban guns.
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if Trump were actively trying to impoverish and deskill the united states for the sake of our competitors, what would he be doing differently?
the American government is effectively ending its space program.
Over 2,000 senior staff set to leave NASA under agency push
The losses could endanger the administration’s plans for landing astronauts on the moon and Mars.
www.politico.com
July 9, 2025 at 7:19 PM
if Trump were actively trying to impoverish and deskill the united states for the sake of our competitors, what would he be doing differently?
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A big reason Dems don't control the House right now—and this murderous spending bill is possible—is Andrew Cuomo, who fucked New York's congressional redistricting as governor and helped lose us seats in Congress.
www.vanityfair.com/news/2022/06...
www.vanityfair.com/news/2022/06...
July 3, 2025 at 12:22 PM
A big reason Dems don't control the House right now—and this murderous spending bill is possible—is Andrew Cuomo, who fucked New York's congressional redistricting as governor and helped lose us seats in Congress.
www.vanityfair.com/news/2022/06...
www.vanityfair.com/news/2022/06...
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Pack the Court. If we are serious about the defense of these rights, we pack the Court. Simple as that. They pack it back, we pack it again. We do it until we reach consensus on long-term reforms to the judiciary. I don't know what it's going to take for people to get it.
June 27, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Pack the Court. If we are serious about the defense of these rights, we pack the Court. Simple as that. They pack it back, we pack it again. We do it until we reach consensus on long-term reforms to the judiciary. I don't know what it's going to take for people to get it.
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at least he didn't do something truly reckless like try to forgive student loans
June 22, 2025 at 12:19 AM
at least he didn't do something truly reckless like try to forgive student loans
Might start a novelty account dedicated to SUVs parking in the compact spots at Whole Foods
June 18, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Might start a novelty account dedicated to SUVs parking in the compact spots at Whole Foods
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Mr. Antiwar President has us inches away from a Civil War at home and a nuclear war abroad in defense of an ally that is starting random hot regional wars to detract from its ongoing genocide. I’m sure all of this will just naturally cool off.
June 17, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Mr. Antiwar President has us inches away from a Civil War at home and a nuclear war abroad in defense of an ally that is starting random hot regional wars to detract from its ongoing genocide. I’m sure all of this will just naturally cool off.
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The DOGE mindset, perfectly encapsulated in one tweet. Destroy incredible public assets for a short term sugar high that would not come remotely close to ending the national debt
May 27, 2025 at 11:09 PM
The DOGE mindset, perfectly encapsulated in one tweet. Destroy incredible public assets for a short term sugar high that would not come remotely close to ending the national debt
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Democrats need their own Rogan Josh, imagine a delicious aromatic curry dish that everyone associated with the Democratic Party. Voters probably couldn’t get enough.
November 7, 2024 at 10:26 PM
Democrats need their own Rogan Josh, imagine a delicious aromatic curry dish that everyone associated with the Democratic Party. Voters probably couldn’t get enough.
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It's 2015. President Barack Obama has accepted a "sky palace" jumbo jet from the Qatari government, which he'll own after he leaves office. "Everybody relax," he says in an interview with the New York Times. Everyone does. The networks then televise the military parade in his honor on his birthday.
May 11, 2025 at 6:43 PM
It's 2015. President Barack Obama has accepted a "sky palace" jumbo jet from the Qatari government, which he'll own after he leaves office. "Everybody relax," he says in an interview with the New York Times. Everyone does. The networks then televise the military parade in his honor on his birthday.
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Give people economic security, and they'll have the agency to develop themselves both for its own sake and to our collective benefit, as we're all better off when people can think and create for themselves. Not all will take advantage of it. But they'll be given the chance.
May 7, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Give people economic security, and they'll have the agency to develop themselves both for its own sake and to our collective benefit, as we're all better off when people can think and create for themselves. Not all will take advantage of it. But they'll be given the chance.
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they are marketing revenge porn machines to children on TikTok and everyone wants to talk about less water than is spent on alfalfa in arizona
my kingdom for the undress your high school crush apps to get even 10% of the commentary as arguments about how they’re draining the aquifers
April 27, 2025 at 3:51 AM
they are marketing revenge porn machines to children on TikTok and everyone wants to talk about less water than is spent on alfalfa in arizona
currently riding in a waymo that just got honked at by another waymo. crazy.
April 17, 2025 at 9:38 PM
currently riding in a waymo that just got honked at by another waymo. crazy.
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I'm sure there will be many other justifications offered, in rapid succession. But it's wild to be heading into a self-induced recession behind more or less this reasoning.
April 9, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I'm sure there will be many other justifications offered, in rapid succession. But it's wild to be heading into a self-induced recession behind more or less this reasoning.
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"I didn't vote for" you did. Sorry. You did. Should have listened to the woke libtards instead of your roided out imaginary friends who told you kids were pooping in kitty litter at school
April 7, 2025 at 2:51 PM
"I didn't vote for" you did. Sorry. You did. Should have listened to the woke libtards instead of your roided out imaginary friends who told you kids were pooping in kitty litter at school
I can’t believe how fucking stupid everything is
April 3, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I can’t believe how fucking stupid everything is
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it genuinely makes me sad that elon musk is intentionally bringing dozens of children into this world to only torment them and their mothers, using them as a political tool if possible. it’s wild this isn’t even the most evil aspect of elon musk
Ashley St. Clair, Elon Musk's 4th baby mama, is selling her Tesla:
"I need to make up for the 60% cut that Elon made to our son's child support."
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"I need to make up for the 60% cut that Elon made to our son's child support."
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March 31, 2025 at 10:33 PM
it genuinely makes me sad that elon musk is intentionally bringing dozens of children into this world to only torment them and their mothers, using them as a political tool if possible. it’s wild this isn’t even the most evil aspect of elon musk
just realized that since turning off twitter in november i don’t think i’ve ever once had to think about “tim pool” :)
March 29, 2025 at 5:16 AM
just realized that since turning off twitter in november i don’t think i’ve ever once had to think about “tim pool” :)