Pilogineer
@delmanzana.bsky.social
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Hazard: You are sent to the bug planet.
January 6, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Hazard: You are sent to the bug planet.
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“When it comes to putting together a crew with the skills needed for a bank job or a jewel heist, a majority of Americans reported knowing just one or two guys, tops,” said lead researcher Jane Iannitello
Study Finds 80% Of Americans Lack Social Connections To Pull Off Heist
NEW HAVEN, CT—Shedding new light on a previously undocumented effect of loneliness, a team of psychologists at Yale University found that at least 80% of Americans lack the social connections necessar...
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December 12, 2025 at 12:30 AM
“When it comes to putting together a crew with the skills needed for a bank job or a jewel heist, a majority of Americans reported knowing just one or two guys, tops,” said lead researcher Jane Iannitello
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"Why are we spending tens of thousands of drachmas on fortress walls when the siege of Troy proved wars of the future will be fought with swarms of cheap wooden horses?"
- The Mycenae Times Editorial Board (1181 BCE)
- The Mycenae Times Editorial Board (1181 BCE)
December 9, 2025 at 12:05 AM
"Why are we spending tens of thousands of drachmas on fortress walls when the siege of Troy proved wars of the future will be fought with swarms of cheap wooden horses?"
- The Mycenae Times Editorial Board (1181 BCE)
- The Mycenae Times Editorial Board (1181 BCE)
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My holiday gift to you: three hours of the worst Christmas music known to humanity. Apple Music and Spotify links can be found at shitm.as
December 7, 2025 at 12:50 AM
My holiday gift to you: three hours of the worst Christmas music known to humanity. Apple Music and Spotify links can be found at shitm.as
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VA To Improve Veterans’ Health Care With New $500 Million Waiting Room https://theonion.com/va-to-improve-veterans-health-care-with-new-500-milli-1819576535/
November 11, 2025 at 10:00 PM
VA To Improve Veterans’ Health Care With New $500 Million Waiting Room https://theonion.com/va-to-improve-veterans-health-care-with-new-500-milli-1819576535/
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get in bitch we're destroying the west
November 7, 2025 at 1:17 PM
get in bitch we're destroying the west
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It's not in this article but the government asserts that the sandwich was thrown at "point blank range", which implies subway sandwiches have defined effective weapon ranges of varying lethality, and I would like to see the government's chart of these ranges.
Trial Begins for Man Accused of Lobbing a Sandwich at a Federal Agent www.nytimes.com/2025/11/03/u...
Trial Begins for Man Accused of Lobbing a Sandwich at a Federal Agent
www.nytimes.com
November 3, 2025 at 9:14 PM
It's not in this article but the government asserts that the sandwich was thrown at "point blank range", which implies subway sandwiches have defined effective weapon ranges of varying lethality, and I would like to see the government's chart of these ranges.
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That is false it’s just one giant tree from like the rainforest or something…
October 22, 2025 at 8:17 AM
That is false it’s just one giant tree from like the rainforest or something…
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“A study, published on Wednesday in the New England Journal of Medicine, showed that last season’s 2024–2025 mRNA COVID vaccines reduced people’s risk of emergency department visits by 29%, their risk of hospitalizations by 39% & their risk of death by 64%”
Benefits were seen even if 0 risk factors
Benefits were seen even if 0 risk factors
Annual COVID Vaccines Protect People against Severe Disease, Even with Prior Immunity
"The new research also “calls into question the idea that younger individuals and those without risk factors don’t need the vaccine,” Viswanathan says."
"The new research also “calls into question the idea that younger individuals and those without risk factors don’t need the vaccine,” Viswanathan says."
Annual COVID Vaccines Save Lives, New Study Shows
A new study shows that receiving an updated COVID vaccine reduced people’s risk of severe disease and death in all age groups, regardless of immunity from prior infection or vaccination
www.scientificamerican.com
October 9, 2025 at 11:48 AM
“A study, published on Wednesday in the New England Journal of Medicine, showed that last season’s 2024–2025 mRNA COVID vaccines reduced people’s risk of emergency department visits by 29%, their risk of hospitalizations by 39% & their risk of death by 64%”
Benefits were seen even if 0 risk factors
Benefits were seen even if 0 risk factors
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Ex-Quarterback Mark Sanchez Charged With Felony Battery
https://theonion.com/ex-quarterback-mark-sanchez-charged-with-felony-battery/
https://theonion.com/ex-quarterback-mark-sanchez-charged-with-felony-battery/
October 7, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Ex-Quarterback Mark Sanchez Charged With Felony Battery
https://theonion.com/ex-quarterback-mark-sanchez-charged-with-felony-battery/
https://theonion.com/ex-quarterback-mark-sanchez-charged-with-felony-battery/
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Cat Internally Debates Whether Or Not To Rip Head Off Smaller Creature It Just Met https://theonion.com/cat-internally-debates-whether-or-not-to-rip-head-off-s-1819579289/
September 23, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Cat Internally Debates Whether Or Not To Rip Head Off Smaller Creature It Just Met https://theonion.com/cat-internally-debates-whether-or-not-to-rip-head-off-s-1819579289/
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Six year anniversary of this debate of substantive legal issues
September 4, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Six year anniversary of this debate of substantive legal issues
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June 14 would be a good day for coordinated Veteran protests around the country.
Ugly, ugly stuff. They're collapsing the Department of Veterans Affairs and the largest integrated healthcare system in America.
Disarray at Department of Veterans Affairs imperils patient care, internal documents reveal
Unit closures, reduced hours of operation and exam backlogs reported after Trump administration reductions
www.theguardian.com
May 25, 2025 at 10:42 AM
June 14 would be a good day for coordinated Veteran protests around the country.
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This is not a window guard. This is a cat.
Once upon a time Smudge was a (not especially smart) kitten
April 22, 2025 at 6:58 PM
This is not a window guard. This is a cat.
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Menopause 101 with Dr. Stacy De-Lin! She explains the changes women go through as they age, medications that can help, and offers support to people whose sex lives have to changed along with the women in their lives. And, non-potable water: Safe for douching or nah? Listen now at buff.ly/zRhrKZV
April 2, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Menopause 101 with Dr. Stacy De-Lin! She explains the changes women go through as they age, medications that can help, and offers support to people whose sex lives have to changed along with the women in their lives. And, non-potable water: Safe for douching or nah? Listen now at buff.ly/zRhrKZV
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I'M PART OF THE GENERATION THAT:
• Respected Our Parents
• Played Outside
• Drank from the bong
• Hit each other with hammers
• Ate the whole flag
• Respected Our Parents
• Played Outside
• Drank from the bong
• Hit each other with hammers
• Ate the whole flag
March 22, 2025 at 10:53 AM
I'M PART OF THE GENERATION THAT:
• Respected Our Parents
• Played Outside
• Drank from the bong
• Hit each other with hammers
• Ate the whole flag
• Respected Our Parents
• Played Outside
• Drank from the bong
• Hit each other with hammers
• Ate the whole flag
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Worried about Elon’s great leap forward? This one pot congee will make you feel like you’re in 1950s China.
March 3, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Worried about Elon’s great leap forward? This one pot congee will make you feel like you’re in 1950s China.
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Plan To Be More Positive Off To Shitty Fucking Start
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February 23, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Plan To Be More Positive Off To Shitty Fucking Start
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The ol “how to stop a vampire” trick still slaps
Stop mass deportations with this one simple trick: wapo.st/41apYFB (gift link)
February 22, 2025 at 2:50 AM
The ol “how to stop a vampire” trick still slaps
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Today I started the New Year’s intentions I set for myself. They include:
Hydrate more
Eat healthier
Move my body more
Spend more time with loved ones
Punch more Nazis
Moisturize
So far, so good.
Hydrate more
Eat healthier
Move my body more
Spend more time with loved ones
Punch more Nazis
Moisturize
So far, so good.
January 7, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Today I started the New Year’s intentions I set for myself. They include:
Hydrate more
Eat healthier
Move my body more
Spend more time with loved ones
Punch more Nazis
Moisturize
So far, so good.
Hydrate more
Eat healthier
Move my body more
Spend more time with loved ones
Punch more Nazis
Moisturize
So far, so good.
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"An experimental snow blower has escaped from a warehouse."
"Escaped? You mean it was stolen."
"No. Escaped."
[Plays a grainy security video of security guards being attacked by a snow blower with a shark head. Music rises then cuts abruptly.]
"We're gonna need a bigger boat."
"Escaped? You mean it was stolen."
"No. Escaped."
[Plays a grainy security video of security guards being attacked by a snow blower with a shark head. Music rises then cuts abruptly.]
"We're gonna need a bigger boat."
January 2, 2025 at 10:21 PM
"An experimental snow blower has escaped from a warehouse."
"Escaped? You mean it was stolen."
"No. Escaped."
[Plays a grainy security video of security guards being attacked by a snow blower with a shark head. Music rises then cuts abruptly.]
"We're gonna need a bigger boat."
"Escaped? You mean it was stolen."
"No. Escaped."
[Plays a grainy security video of security guards being attacked by a snow blower with a shark head. Music rises then cuts abruptly.]
"We're gonna need a bigger boat."
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#BestOf2024 - Jeremy (in your basement)
December 31, 2024 at 5:19 AM
#BestOf2024 - Jeremy (in your basement)
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Whew! Look how late it is. #HappyNewYear
December 31, 2024 at 8:09 PM
Whew! Look how late it is. #HappyNewYear
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