Chris S
@diddlysquat20.bsky.social
Watches Cricket, Football and Rugby and lounges about a bit...
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if you ban my child from using his smartphone how is he supposed to do online gambling
January 12, 2026 at 1:13 PM
if you ban my child from using his smartphone how is he supposed to do online gambling
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The first point here is she isn't his girlfriend; she's a sycophantic computer programme he's set up to praise him.
We need to stop indulging this
We need to stop indulging this
January 11, 2026 at 8:56 AM
The first point here is she isn't his girlfriend; she's a sycophantic computer programme he's set up to praise him.
We need to stop indulging this
We need to stop indulging this
January 10, 2026 at 11:34 AM
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Magnificent. Make sure you click on the "1 more reply" link to make sure you read the whole thread. You will not regret it.
It's the 3rd of January 1939, your name is professor James Smith and you are staring at a drawing of a fish. It's not a regular fish. It is a completely impossible fish.
January 10, 2026 at 10:50 AM
Magnificent. Make sure you click on the "1 more reply" link to make sure you read the whole thread. You will not regret it.
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Has England's #Ashes 🏏 performance been more or less embarrassing than us getting bowled out for 20 by @icelandcricket.bsky.social last year?
More embarrassing: Repost 🔁
Less embarrassing: 'Like' ❤️
jonathancampion.com/2025/08/06/2...
More embarrassing: Repost 🔁
Less embarrassing: 'Like' ❤️
jonathancampion.com/2025/08/06/2...
20 All Out: The Ukrainian Cricket Team’s Euro Cup Adventure
Image: annarosafotografia.pl It’s Thursday lunchtime in Warsaw, and I’m standing in a field outside the city, in the rain. I’m trying, and failing, to hit a Polish off-spinner. Chasing 206, we’re 2…
jonathancampion.com
January 7, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Has England's #Ashes 🏏 performance been more or less embarrassing than us getting bowled out for 20 by @icelandcricket.bsky.social last year?
More embarrassing: Repost 🔁
Less embarrassing: 'Like' ❤️
jonathancampion.com/2025/08/06/2...
More embarrassing: Repost 🔁
Less embarrassing: 'Like' ❤️
jonathancampion.com/2025/08/06/2...
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you don’t have to come to bluesky, god knows this place can be a shithole at times, but what the fuck is anyone with a conscience still doing on that website as their primary social media
Just seen Grok putting the body of the victim of the ICE shooting in Minneapolis into a bikini. Digital corpse desecration now available to the public.
January 8, 2026 at 4:15 PM
you don’t have to come to bluesky, god knows this place can be a shithole at times, but what the fuck is anyone with a conscience still doing on that website as their primary social media
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People fatally shot by UK police in 2024/25: 2
People fatally shot by US law enforcement in 2025: 1280
People fatally shot by US law enforcement in 2025: 1280
January 8, 2026 at 11:03 AM
People fatally shot by UK police in 2024/25: 2
People fatally shot by US law enforcement in 2025: 1280
People fatally shot by US law enforcement in 2025: 1280
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My niece in Stonehaven, near Aberdeen, has made a snow dalek that's featured in the Aberdeen Press and Journal. #proudaunt
January 5, 2026 at 7:50 AM
My niece in Stonehaven, near Aberdeen, has made a snow dalek that's featured in the Aberdeen Press and Journal. #proudaunt
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World Cup, June: someone offers Trump the honour of being goalie for some exhibition celeb penalty shots. He can't resist. At the last minute, the entire Venezuelan team walk out, each holding a Very Special Football. The crowd goes wild.
(Yes it's too soon. But it's also too much today.)
(Yes it's too soon. But it's also too much today.)
January 3, 2026 at 9:45 AM
World Cup, June: someone offers Trump the honour of being goalie for some exhibition celeb penalty shots. He can't resist. At the last minute, the entire Venezuelan team walk out, each holding a Very Special Football. The crowd goes wild.
(Yes it's too soon. But it's also too much today.)
(Yes it's too soon. But it's also too much today.)
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Pizzato Pizza, a late night pizzeria nearby the Pentagon, has suddenly surged in traffic.
As of 2:04am ET
@PenPizzaBar
As of 2:04am ET
@PenPizzaBar
January 3, 2026 at 7:40 AM
Pizzato Pizza, a late night pizzeria nearby the Pentagon, has suddenly surged in traffic.
As of 2:04am ET
@PenPizzaBar
As of 2:04am ET
@PenPizzaBar
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Say what you like about Clippy, you didn’t have to serve 20 years inside after he helped you compose a letter
January 2, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Say what you like about Clippy, you didn’t have to serve 20 years inside after he helped you compose a letter
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Now everyone is (rightly) all aerated about the nudity AI shit on X, can we please do something to stop the Pervert Glasses that will soon be in wide circulation?
January 2, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Now everyone is (rightly) all aerated about the nudity AI shit on X, can we please do something to stop the Pervert Glasses that will soon be in wide circulation?
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Timezones are so weird. Australia is in 2026, Canada is in 2025, and the United States is in 1939.
December 31, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Timezones are so weird. Australia is in 2026, Canada is in 2025, and the United States is in 1939.
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BREAKING NEWS: Actual facts appear for the first time on "Truth" Social.
December 30, 2025 at 7:47 PM
BREAKING NEWS: Actual facts appear for the first time on "Truth" Social.
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look we're all making a big bet on AI! and if it pays off as big as we hope, well, it's going to make a handful of people super rich and you're going to lose your job but get to watch mickey mouse fuck geralt from the witcher. if it doesn't pay off well then you get to pay for the bailouts
December 29, 2025 at 2:25 AM
look we're all making a big bet on AI! and if it pays off as big as we hope, well, it's going to make a handful of people super rich and you're going to lose your job but get to watch mickey mouse fuck geralt from the witcher. if it doesn't pay off well then you get to pay for the bailouts
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It’s not often I read something that changes how I behave at once but this is it. I love my Apple CarPlay and…
“when using Apple CarPlay by touch reaction times were nearly five times worse than when a driver was at the drink-drive limit, and nearly three times worse than when high on cannabis”
“when using Apple CarPlay by touch reaction times were nearly five times worse than when a driver was at the drink-drive limit, and nearly three times worse than when high on cannabis”
December 28, 2025 at 12:07 PM
It’s not often I read something that changes how I behave at once but this is it. I love my Apple CarPlay and…
“when using Apple CarPlay by touch reaction times were nearly five times worse than when a driver was at the drink-drive limit, and nearly three times worse than when high on cannabis”
“when using Apple CarPlay by touch reaction times were nearly five times worse than when a driver was at the drink-drive limit, and nearly three times worse than when high on cannabis”
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My kids, aged 10 and under, didn't get me anything for Christmas this year—which is totally fine, I don't need anything from them! But thinking they might enjoy wrapping up something for me, I gave them a small gift to give me. They lost it. Which I guess means they gave me -1 Christmas gifts.
December 26, 2025 at 6:23 PM
My kids, aged 10 and under, didn't get me anything for Christmas this year—which is totally fine, I don't need anything from them! But thinking they might enjoy wrapping up something for me, I gave them a small gift to give me. They lost it. Which I guess means they gave me -1 Christmas gifts.
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Wild scenes. Absolutely wild. My brain can't comprehend this kind of behavior
ICE detain father shopping on Christmas Eve—then steal his family's groceries.
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
December 26, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Wild scenes. Absolutely wild. My brain can't comprehend this kind of behavior
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Unbelievably, #DuvetKnowItsChristmas generates such good will on social media that over the years we've raised somewhere approaching a quarter of a million quid for homeless charities. If you can spare a bob or two, sling some to Centrepoint, and here's the link: www.gofundme.com/f/duvet-know...
Donate to Duvet Know It's Christmas, 2025, organized by Rhodri Marsden
Unbelievably, it's the 15th year of this thing.
What is it?
Improbably, the nig… Rhodri Marsden needs your support for Duvet Know It's Christmas, 2025
www.gofundme.com
December 24, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Unbelievably, #DuvetKnowItsChristmas generates such good will on social media that over the years we've raised somewhere approaching a quarter of a million quid for homeless charities. If you can spare a bob or two, sling some to Centrepoint, and here's the link: www.gofundme.com/f/duvet-know...
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Holy shit, was googling around to find out if this could possibly be real and came across this Rolling Stone June 2023 story about the EXISTENCE of this letter, but the content wasn’t known — until now www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
December 23, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Holy shit, was googling around to find out if this could possibly be real and came across this Rolling Stone June 2023 story about the EXISTENCE of this letter, but the content wasn’t known — until now www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
@cruisingthecut.bsky.social
There are worse holes than those in Twiggy it seems...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
There are worse holes than those in Twiggy it seems...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Major incident declared over Shropshire canal 'sinkhole'
Two boats have been left at the bottom of a sunken hole, where the water has drained from the canal.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 22, 2025 at 12:23 PM
@cruisingthecut.bsky.social
There are worse holes than those in Twiggy it seems...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
There are worse holes than those in Twiggy it seems...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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It's your birthday, Duane.
December 20, 2025 at 3:21 PM
It's your birthday, Duane.
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My 14-yo-son has recreated the climax of Back to the Future in gingerbread and I thought you should know.
December 20, 2025 at 5:41 PM
My 14-yo-son has recreated the climax of Back to the Future in gingerbread and I thought you should know.
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As a former editor of Popbitch – and the proud owner of a legal letter sent by HarperCollins, accusing me of being "highly likely to cause serious harm to [their former star client]’s reputation both as an individual and author” – may I just say: GET IT RIGHT UP YE
December 19, 2025 at 5:46 PM
As a former editor of Popbitch – and the proud owner of a legal letter sent by HarperCollins, accusing me of being "highly likely to cause serious harm to [their former star client]’s reputation both as an individual and author” – may I just say: GET IT RIGHT UP YE