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Dirk Bolero
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I want to be a wizard.
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jaimonster.bsky.social
My final message….
Change the world…
Good…bye….
January 1, 2026 at 8:14 AM
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hownottodraw.bsky.social
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HORSES! IT IS HORSE BIRTHDAY! HORSE!!!!!
a screenshot of text from a website. it reads: The History of the January 1 Birthday The tradition dates back to the early days of organized horse racing, long before electronic timing and online records. Race organizers needed a simple way to group horses by age since a horse’s age often determines what races they can enter. Instead of tracking every horse’s exact birth date (which would have been a logistical nightmare), they decided that all thoroughbreds would share one official birthday: January 1.
January 1, 2026 at 1:30 PM
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dominocomics.bsky.social
Horrible news, Dan Moynihan’s art and cartooning——and his kindness—meant a lot to a lot of people. His family has set up this GoFundMe

www.gofundme.com/f/support-be...
Donate to Support Ben and Cathy After Dan’s Passing, organized by Jason Hughes
This campaign is to support Benjamin Moynihan's current family needs and educat… Jason Hughes needs your support for Support Ben and Cathy After Dan’s Passing
www.gofundme.com
December 27, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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mcpli.bsky.social
The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.
December 31, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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smallfunny.bsky.social
hell yes. real god damn fighting games. featuring iconic matrix characters firebird and cop car. youtu.be/OiK40hj_E6E?...
Cars Karate Fight | Enter The Matrix Multiplayer 4K | PS2
YouTube video by Metal Arcade
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December 21, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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disneyprimevideo.bsky.social
A Christmas Carol (1951)
Text omitted from image on purpose Top: Scrooge looks down to yell, "You boy, what day is it?" Middle: Man looks up and says "Garbage day!" Bottom: A wounded Scrooge falls from his window while a Wilhelm scream sound effect plays, presumably.
December 21, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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mrgeop.bsky.social
Just discovered the JP counterpart to the legendary Solstice box art......
Solstice with the HELL YEEAAAAHHH buff wizard A dark illustration of a dungeon with a wizard's silhouette atop a stairway. He isn't buff, but looks mysterious. Invokes a dark, Wizardry franchise sort of energy.
December 21, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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fussybabybit.ch
I was excited by the two cakes at first, but man, that second one is miserable. I hope whoever brought it feels bad, this other cake blows theirs out of the water. I wish we had two of these cakes instead.
December 9, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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kiyonescarlet.bsky.social
This PlayStation patent submission will never stop being funny.
December 4, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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everydaylouie.bsky.social
muppet labs 🧪
a stylized 3d render of bunsen honeydew and beaker from the muppet show in a lab. beaker has his head stuck in a flask. i'm back on my muppets shit
November 29, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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nervesend.bsky.social
Heard a thunk outside my door to my patio area, took a look and saw this absolute unit of a squirrel walking about.
November 28, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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crits4cats.org
I’m so happy to say that after being in our rescue for 11 months, both being adopted then returned when their first homes weren’t the right fit, then bonding strongly with each other here in Casa Crits, Satsuma and Chicory are being adopted together at last!! They’ll be going on a huge adventure!
November 28, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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everydaylouie.bsky.social
i stumbled upon this accidentally but the tumblr fandom for Amadeus (1984) is absolutely popping OFF right now and i love it. it's a great movie and the toxic yaoi people are drawing is uniformly excellent
November 29, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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nire023.bsky.social
リック
November 22, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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mathraptor.bsky.social
"LET HIM SPEAK!"

9" x 12" ink and watercolor on watercolor paper.
Somewhere, in the Deep reaches of space, an assembly has gathered on a space station. During a heated discussion on the design and capabilities of mecha, Isamu Kurogane (Lance) stands tall and dares to speak the truth. "Every Gundam is worse than Voltron because his hands are lion mouths!!!" he declares without shame. His bravado has impressed the Red Comet, Char Aznable, while confusing and insulting Amuro Ray. The delaration is heard to mixed reactions by many other mecha pilots (not by Shinji Ikari, he is doing his best to ignore him).
October 7, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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mariobrothblog.bsky.social
Mario Kart: Double Dash contains a bizarre "eternal European pain" glitch whereby being burned when entering a pipe will cause the character to remain in pain indefinitely, but only in the European version.
November 23, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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philsalv.bsky.social
In The Labyrinth of Time, entering the Ziggurat without a lantern is supposed to show a black screen. However, the developers put in the wrong filename for the black screen, so it fails to render, showing a black screen instead
A black screen, captioned "You walk into a dark place."
November 23, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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tabby676.bsky.social
Today in 1988 Mystery Science Theater 3000 premiered on KTMA in St. Paul Minnesota. #MST3K
Still from the first ever MST3K Experiment Crow, Joel, and Beeper are on the bridge of the Satellite of Love
November 24, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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skeet.best
BABIES ARE BORN WORSHIPPING UNKNOWN GODS — DWARF FORTRESS, BUG REPORT #13172
November 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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nazoomfie.bsky.social
obviously not a new topic of discussion but it really is crazy how perfect a name nuzlocke is for the challenge despite having literally nothing to do with the rules and being a result of like 8 coincidences piling up on top of each other. maybe he was right.
November 12, 2025 at 5:47 AM
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tankgorl.bsky.social
this has to be the single greatest image in the history of sports
November 9, 2025 at 9:46 PM
dirkbolero.bsky.social
Dreamt a new Silent Hill game took place in a coastal European town. There was no fog and it had local 4-player competitive multiplayer. Players could use vehicles and would get bonus points for using the photo mode to take pictures of the monster.
November 5, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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cleefouti.bsky.social
Captain Torture
A four frame comic about Captain Torture. The first frame shows the sign "BREAKING NEWS" and the drawing of a man, with the words "CAPTAIN TORTURES PASSES AWAY" near him. The second frame shows a journalist holding a mic, as she says "A controversial and divisive figure, Captain torture will be remembered for his key role in history." The News title is "Mourning day for Captain-". The third frame shows three posts on social media. The first one is by a man called Paul James @Paulitician. He writes: "I didn't always agree with Captain Torture but he sure was a man who believed in something." The second post by James Paul @Avegetable reads: "I pay my respects to Captain Torture and his family. His heart was in the right place- with our country." The third post is by SonicVomit @SonicBleh , and reads "HE TORTURED PEOPLE". The fourth frame shows an interview on TV. An angry man on the right is saying: "Let me tell you something, Jen. I think it's SICK to celebrate Captain Torture's death. These people should be LOCKED UP, and also tortured-". The news below says: "Every president on earth pays homage-".
November 4, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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magicscience.info
box of Cheez-It crackers, the variety is "completely charred," and the banner at the top of the box says "They're Ruined"
November 4, 2025 at 5:14 PM