Jo! To The World
@dirtbagjuno.bsky.social
Jo/Jolyne (they/she). Classics Grad Student, Enya Superfan, Wombat Enthusiast.
We do not yet live under Jo!talitarianism, but I’m working on it.
We do not yet live under Jo!talitarianism, but I’m working on it.
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I’m the mom friend but in the sense that I’m emotionally distant and preoccupied with your weight.
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Tasting of the blessed night cereal… morning cereal is banal, trite. Food for children and the capital “P” Public.
Night cereal, however… that is for connoisseurs…
Night cereal, however… that is for connoisseurs…
December 9, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Tasting of the blessed night cereal… morning cereal is banal, trite. Food for children and the capital “P” Public.
Night cereal, however… that is for connoisseurs…
Night cereal, however… that is for connoisseurs…
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if elected president i promise to be just as corrupt as our current leadership, perhaps even moreso. but I will also reinvest the entire defense and policing budgets into creating what i call The Health Cigarette
December 6, 2025 at 2:20 PM
if elected president i promise to be just as corrupt as our current leadership, perhaps even moreso. but I will also reinvest the entire defense and policing budgets into creating what i call The Health Cigarette
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Found when sorting an old drive. I still, very occasionally, say 'not many badgers in the House of Lords' and this is why:
February 8, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Found when sorting an old drive. I still, very occasionally, say 'not many badgers in the House of Lords' and this is why:
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i do not care what you thought of the movie.
i will tell you what you thought of the movie.
i will tell you what you thought of the movie.
November 30, 2025 at 11:50 PM
i do not care what you thought of the movie.
i will tell you what you thought of the movie.
i will tell you what you thought of the movie.
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What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
What a great headline
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
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Thankful for you, friends! Hope you all have a lovely holiday.
November 27, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Thankful for you, friends! Hope you all have a lovely holiday.
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my problem with gyoza is that they normally come in an order of about 6, but what I really need is 100 of them
November 24, 2025 at 5:22 PM
my problem with gyoza is that they normally come in an order of about 6, but what I really need is 100 of them
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November 19, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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In 2006 a high school English teacher asked students to write to a famous author & ask for advice.
KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond.
His reply was a doozy.
KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond.
His reply was a doozy.
November 11, 2025 at 10:39 AM
In 2006 a high school English teacher asked students to write to a famous author & ask for advice.
KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond.
His reply was a doozy.
KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond.
His reply was a doozy.
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lol she got his ass and he knows it
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
lol she got his ass and he knows it
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Described Statius’ Achilles as “clocky” during my presentation today. I’m either getting a 100 or failing.
November 4, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Described Statius’ Achilles as “clocky” during my presentation today. I’m either getting a 100 or failing.
Ticketmaster delenda est. I signed up for a presale, was online an hour early, and still got told that no tickets were available when they deigned to let me in?
November 3, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Ticketmaster delenda est. I signed up for a presale, was online an hour early, and still got told that no tickets were available when they deigned to let me in?
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happy halloween i am ready to confuse some trick-or-treaters
October 31, 2025 at 1:19 PM
happy halloween i am ready to confuse some trick-or-treaters
If you’re burning your candles at both ends it’s a skill issue. Real overwork-heads know that you should also snap the candle in half, giving you two additional, entirely new ends to burn.
October 24, 2025 at 5:08 PM
If you’re burning your candles at both ends it’s a skill issue. Real overwork-heads know that you should also snap the candle in half, giving you two additional, entirely new ends to burn.
Powerwash Simulator 2 is out… lfg…
October 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Powerwash Simulator 2 is out… lfg…
Florence + The Machine stan Twitter account circa 2012.
anyway if you were running for political office, what’s the worst thing you think an oppo researcher could dig up on you? mine would be “any picture of my hair circa 2006”
October 21, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Florence + The Machine stan Twitter account circa 2012.
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ugh. boss just asked if I could put in a few extra hours in the lab tonight. we’re on a crazy deadline and “someone’s gotta make sure the monster stays on the slab” 🙄 the monster’s not going anywhere! he’s literally chained to the slab!!! this sucks.
October 25, 2024 at 3:42 PM
ugh. boss just asked if I could put in a few extra hours in the lab tonight. we’re on a crazy deadline and “someone’s gotta make sure the monster stays on the slab” 🙄 the monster’s not going anywhere! he’s literally chained to the slab!!! this sucks.
I’m writing another paper about the only play I ever seem to write about…
October 13, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I’m writing another paper about the only play I ever seem to write about…