@dmurraymints.bsky.social
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My mistake is not having everything I need to keep me entertained before I sit down and my lap is occupied.
January 16, 2026 at 12:35 PM
My mistake is not having everything I need to keep me entertained before I sit down and my lap is occupied.
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Trying to explain to one cat that she shouldn’t hiss at another cat because he’s actually hissing at a cat outdoors and (I quote) protecting the home front 🤦♂️
January 11, 2026 at 1:17 PM
Trying to explain to one cat that she shouldn’t hiss at another cat because he’s actually hissing at a cat outdoors and (I quote) protecting the home front 🤦♂️
Had a lovely nap with the cat in the chair. It’s so good to be off work today.
January 1, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Had a lovely nap with the cat in the chair. It’s so good to be off work today.
Waved at one of the cast of Home and Away in Glasgow as I thought he was a friend
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
January 1, 2026 at 11:48 AM
Waved at one of the cast of Home and Away in Glasgow as I thought he was a friend
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My Number 3 painting of 2025
This bold, colorful composition is a daydream for me. I hope you enjoy the results!
PRICE: $2500
SIZE: 16x16” on claybord panel
DAYS TO COMPLETE: 4
DAYS TO SELL: 0
ALL SOCIAL LIKES: 23,638 (Reddit tops)
PRINTS SOLD: 97
This bold, colorful composition is a daydream for me. I hope you enjoy the results!
PRICE: $2500
SIZE: 16x16” on claybord panel
DAYS TO COMPLETE: 4
DAYS TO SELL: 0
ALL SOCIAL LIKES: 23,638 (Reddit tops)
PRINTS SOLD: 97
December 29, 2025 at 11:32 PM
My Number 3 painting of 2025
This bold, colorful composition is a daydream for me. I hope you enjoy the results!
PRICE: $2500
SIZE: 16x16” on claybord panel
DAYS TO COMPLETE: 4
DAYS TO SELL: 0
ALL SOCIAL LIKES: 23,638 (Reddit tops)
PRINTS SOLD: 97
This bold, colorful composition is a daydream for me. I hope you enjoy the results!
PRICE: $2500
SIZE: 16x16” on claybord panel
DAYS TO COMPLETE: 4
DAYS TO SELL: 0
ALL SOCIAL LIKES: 23,638 (Reddit tops)
PRINTS SOLD: 97
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David Attenborough [whispering]:
“Like a grain of sand in a vast desert, the predator blends seamlessly into its environment, nearly imperceptible to the naked eye.”
“Like a grain of sand in a vast desert, the predator blends seamlessly into its environment, nearly imperceptible to the naked eye.”
December 28, 2025 at 3:38 PM
David Attenborough [whispering]:
“Like a grain of sand in a vast desert, the predator blends seamlessly into its environment, nearly imperceptible to the naked eye.”
“Like a grain of sand in a vast desert, the predator blends seamlessly into its environment, nearly imperceptible to the naked eye.”
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I also want to say thank you to the person who introduced me to the French word 'beaucoup' this year. It means a lot.
December 19, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I also want to say thank you to the person who introduced me to the French word 'beaucoup' this year. It means a lot.
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Word of the day, should you be feeling a little huffish, is ‘apanthropy’ (18th century): a love of solitude and the desire to be away from other people.
December 13, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Word of the day, should you be feeling a little huffish, is ‘apanthropy’ (18th century): a love of solitude and the desire to be away from other people.
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CAT FUD
I could use a laugh this morning, so: what are y'all's favorite Far Side cartoons?
December 12, 2025 at 4:50 PM
CAT FUD
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This has proved quite popular so I’ve added some more tickets for the show on Sunday!
December 4, 2025 at 8:07 AM
This has proved quite popular so I’ve added some more tickets for the show on Sunday!
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December 3, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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When my wife told me Scandinavian languages don't have the letter 'R' I immediately thought: No way!
December 2, 2025 at 9:52 AM
When my wife told me Scandinavian languages don't have the letter 'R' I immediately thought: No way!
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My online show is now onsale! Your last chance to see my tour show live - from the comfort of your own home. This Sunday 7th December at 7pm. See you there!
Tickets are available here: ko-fi.com/s/3c9776c027
Tickets are available here: ko-fi.com/s/3c9776c027
Ticket for Matt Green: Legitimate Concerns Zoom show on Sunday 7 December at 7pm (GMT) - Matt Green's Ko-fi Shop
A link to a Zoom show on Sunday 7th December at 7pm (GMT).
The show will last around 1 hour 45 mins including an interval.
When you purchase a tick...
ko-fi.com
December 2, 2025 at 12:14 PM
My online show is now onsale! Your last chance to see my tour show live - from the comfort of your own home. This Sunday 7th December at 7pm. See you there!
Tickets are available here: ko-fi.com/s/3c9776c027
Tickets are available here: ko-fi.com/s/3c9776c027
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I once tweeted this "Aha! GOTCHA! Just spotted Wally in one of the crowd scenes in Émile Zola's ‘Germinal'.", which led to people spotting a series of appearances of Wally in various books. Wonderfully, author Matt Blakstad was on the final draft of a book, which he amended to include Wally.
December 1, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I once tweeted this "Aha! GOTCHA! Just spotted Wally in one of the crowd scenes in Émile Zola's ‘Germinal'.", which led to people spotting a series of appearances of Wally in various books. Wonderfully, author Matt Blakstad was on the final draft of a book, which he amended to include Wally.
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Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
November 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
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A Great Tit imitating a bullet. This little chirper flew straight towards the camera.
#birds #birdphotography #wildlife #wildlifephotography #photography
#birds #birdphotography #wildlife #wildlifephotography #photography
November 15, 2025 at 12:42 PM
A Great Tit imitating a bullet. This little chirper flew straight towards the camera.
#birds #birdphotography #wildlife #wildlifephotography #photography
#birds #birdphotography #wildlife #wildlifephotography #photography
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Meet Pete the cat, my studio assistant.
According to him, he’s in charge of picking and packing, stocktaking, order wrapping and logistics management.
Pete says I’d be nothing without him. He might be right.
According to him, he’s in charge of picking and packing, stocktaking, order wrapping and logistics management.
Pete says I’d be nothing without him. He might be right.
November 12, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Meet Pete the cat, my studio assistant.
According to him, he’s in charge of picking and packing, stocktaking, order wrapping and logistics management.
Pete says I’d be nothing without him. He might be right.
According to him, he’s in charge of picking and packing, stocktaking, order wrapping and logistics management.
Pete says I’d be nothing without him. He might be right.
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Ah why not? Here's another Barn Owl picture I have taken. This beauty was flying right towards me.
#birds #birdphotography #photography #wildlifephotography #wildlife
#birds #birdphotography #photography #wildlifephotography #wildlife
November 10, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Ah why not? Here's another Barn Owl picture I have taken. This beauty was flying right towards me.
#birds #birdphotography #photography #wildlifephotography #wildlife
#birds #birdphotography #photography #wildlifephotography #wildlife
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Jesus fucken Christ. I ordered some undercrackers, lads. Nothing came. No despatch email, no delivery confirmation, nothing.
So today I check tracking online. Evri "delivered" them to my side garden (just chucked randomly).
AND THEN THE FOXES
THE FOXES
(breathe)
ATE
MY
FUCKEN
PANTS
So today I check tracking online. Evri "delivered" them to my side garden (just chucked randomly).
AND THEN THE FOXES
THE FOXES
(breathe)
ATE
MY
FUCKEN
PANTS
November 9, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Jesus fucken Christ. I ordered some undercrackers, lads. Nothing came. No despatch email, no delivery confirmation, nothing.
So today I check tracking online. Evri "delivered" them to my side garden (just chucked randomly).
AND THEN THE FOXES
THE FOXES
(breathe)
ATE
MY
FUCKEN
PANTS
So today I check tracking online. Evri "delivered" them to my side garden (just chucked randomly).
AND THEN THE FOXES
THE FOXES
(breathe)
ATE
MY
FUCKEN
PANTS
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Hard times spreading just like the flu / Watch out homeboy don’t let it catch you
October 28, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Hard times spreading just like the flu / Watch out homeboy don’t let it catch you
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Dane has a favourite TV show, has worked out how to completely unplug the Playstation (and the controllers) AND eject a disc from it.
Fitzwilliam doesn't even know we *have* a TV.
You don't have to ask which one is which, do you?
Fitzwilliam doesn't even know we *have* a TV.
You don't have to ask which one is which, do you?
October 26, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Dane has a favourite TV show, has worked out how to completely unplug the Playstation (and the controllers) AND eject a disc from it.
Fitzwilliam doesn't even know we *have* a TV.
You don't have to ask which one is which, do you?
Fitzwilliam doesn't even know we *have* a TV.
You don't have to ask which one is which, do you?
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I bought one of those self-assembly bird tables a while back. The lazy bastards haven't even opened the box, all they've done is shit on it.
October 21, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I bought one of those self-assembly bird tables a while back. The lazy bastards haven't even opened the box, all they've done is shit on it.
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If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
October 13, 2025 at 5:58 PM
If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
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One of the hardest things to do when you're in crisis is reaching out to someone. It's also one of the bravest things you can do. You've got this. #WorldMentalHealthDay
October 10, 2025 at 4:34 PM
One of the hardest things to do when you're in crisis is reaching out to someone. It's also one of the bravest things you can do. You've got this. #WorldMentalHealthDay
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Until now, I’ve never worked out where the long-gone Glasgow St Enoch station used to be…. It’s changed a bit!
(Photo on left from www.glasgowhistory.com/st-enoch-squ...)
(Photo on left from www.glasgowhistory.com/st-enoch-squ...)
October 11, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Until now, I’ve never worked out where the long-gone Glasgow St Enoch station used to be…. It’s changed a bit!
(Photo on left from www.glasgowhistory.com/st-enoch-squ...)
(Photo on left from www.glasgowhistory.com/st-enoch-squ...)