Stuart Dobbins
@dobbo.bsky.social
If you like Midsomer Murders, you’re in for a treat.
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we need a buxom pope now more than ever
March 21, 2025 at 8:26 PM
we need a buxom pope now more than ever
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Listen… we need to keep AI because I haven’t belly laughed like this in a long time
March 22, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Listen… we need to keep AI because I haven’t belly laughed like this in a long time
Reading Crowley’s “Diary of a Drug Fiend”, but mentally changing every reference to cocaine to ‘Monster Energy’ and every reference to heroin to ‘Frijj Milkshake’.
March 16, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Reading Crowley’s “Diary of a Drug Fiend”, but mentally changing every reference to cocaine to ‘Monster Energy’ and every reference to heroin to ‘Frijj Milkshake’.
Science fiction in the 60s: I’m going to go back and kill Hitler’s grandad.
Science fiction in 2025: I’m going to go back and smash up the studio where they recorded ‘YMCA’.
Science fiction in 2025: I’m going to go back and smash up the studio where they recorded ‘YMCA’.
March 1, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Science fiction in the 60s: I’m going to go back and kill Hitler’s grandad.
Science fiction in 2025: I’m going to go back and smash up the studio where they recorded ‘YMCA’.
Science fiction in 2025: I’m going to go back and smash up the studio where they recorded ‘YMCA’.
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thank you temu, i didn’t want to go to sleep yet anyway
February 22, 2025 at 5:52 AM
thank you temu, i didn’t want to go to sleep yet anyway
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What’s your sign?
February 22, 2025 at 6:32 AM
What’s your sign?
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Every time someone corrects my vocabulary it just makes me think fewer of them.
October 2, 2024 at 6:57 PM
Every time someone corrects my vocabulary it just makes me think fewer of them.
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This probably isn’t the developers’ top priority (although it should be), but I’d love to see the Bluesky app have an option to switch to the Julian calendar for those of us who reject the lies of Pope Gregory XIII
February 9, 2025 at 12:31 AM
This probably isn’t the developers’ top priority (although it should be), but I’d love to see the Bluesky app have an option to switch to the Julian calendar for those of us who reject the lies of Pope Gregory XIII
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The tagline to Alien was "In space no-one can hear you scream" and then the entire cast spent the whole movie audibly screaming.
February 1, 2025 at 12:45 PM
The tagline to Alien was "In space no-one can hear you scream" and then the entire cast spent the whole movie audibly screaming.
Reading the Marquis de Sade and watching the darts. My life is basically living vicariously via Top Shaggers.
February 8, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Reading the Marquis de Sade and watching the darts. My life is basically living vicariously via Top Shaggers.
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[best read with a French accent]
“I am so very sorry sir, without a reservation, there is simply nothing I can do for you.”
“I am so very sorry sir, without a reservation, there is simply nothing I can do for you.”
February 8, 2025 at 1:54 PM
[best read with a French accent]
“I am so very sorry sir, without a reservation, there is simply nothing I can do for you.”
“I am so very sorry sir, without a reservation, there is simply nothing I can do for you.”
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EMOTIONALLY BALANCED GARY
Temporarily Out of Stock
Temporarily Out of Stock
February 8, 2025 at 4:25 PM
EMOTIONALLY BALANCED GARY
Temporarily Out of Stock
Temporarily Out of Stock
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To the honor of buttholes, there is Butthole Lane in Shepherd, England.
📷IG
📷IG
January 31, 2025 at 9:01 AM
To the honor of buttholes, there is Butthole Lane in Shepherd, England.
📷IG
📷IG
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johnny depp at the store trying to remember if he has any little scarves at home and throwing one in his basket just in case
October 7, 2024 at 9:25 AM
johnny depp at the store trying to remember if he has any little scarves at home and throwing one in his basket just in case
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Just here for the recipes
January 24, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Just here for the recipes
If nothing else, Nosferatu is a graphic illustration of the problems that can come from badly-drafted conveyancing.
January 15, 2025 at 8:51 AM
If nothing else, Nosferatu is a graphic illustration of the problems that can come from badly-drafted conveyancing.
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every david cronenberg movie
October 16, 2023 at 10:22 AM
every david cronenberg movie
🎵He’s pointing up there
He’s pointing down there
Both his forelegs
Are covered in hair:
Baphomet is coming to town.🎵
He’s pointing down there
Both his forelegs
Are covered in hair:
Baphomet is coming to town.🎵
December 15, 2024 at 12:27 PM
🎵He’s pointing up there
He’s pointing down there
Both his forelegs
Are covered in hair:
Baphomet is coming to town.🎵
He’s pointing down there
Both his forelegs
Are covered in hair:
Baphomet is coming to town.🎵
I would mount that on a stand and smash it as hard as possible so everybody knew a sick beatdown was coming.
The Rhos-Rydd shield is a large bronze shield found in Wales. It is completely flat, 667 mm across, and 0.7 mm thick, weighing nearly 2kg.
It was beaten out of a single piece of bronze and decorated with 3,700 individually punched bosses.
🕰️C12-10th BC
🏛️BM
📷mine
#AncientBlueSky
It was beaten out of a single piece of bronze and decorated with 3,700 individually punched bosses.
🕰️C12-10th BC
🏛️BM
📷mine
#AncientBlueSky
December 15, 2024 at 8:06 AM
I would mount that on a stand and smash it as hard as possible so everybody knew a sick beatdown was coming.
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There are exactly two grades of adhesive products:
1) ineffective
2) you will regret this for the rest of your life
1) ineffective
2) you will regret this for the rest of your life
December 4, 2024 at 6:03 AM
There are exactly two grades of adhesive products:
1) ineffective
2) you will regret this for the rest of your life
1) ineffective
2) you will regret this for the rest of your life
Judging by the shit he was doing to my ears earlier, I genuinely think my barber would set me completely on fire if I let him.
December 14, 2024 at 5:32 PM
Judging by the shit he was doing to my ears earlier, I genuinely think my barber would set me completely on fire if I let him.
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Possibly the most frightening talent of the brown bear is an uncanny ability to blend seamlessly into the environment in an almost chameleon-like manner, allowing them to easily surprise their unsuspecting prey.
December 13, 2024 at 4:41 PM
Possibly the most frightening talent of the brown bear is an uncanny ability to blend seamlessly into the environment in an almost chameleon-like manner, allowing them to easily surprise their unsuspecting prey.
*listens to avant garde black metal all week*
Apple Music recommends:
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December 14, 2024 at 6:43 AM
*listens to avant garde black metal all week*
Apple Music recommends:
Apple Music recommends: