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Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.
December 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.
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Starting to feel festive
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJwL...
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Orbital | Christmas Chime
YouTube video by Orbital
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December 5, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Starting to feel festive
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJwL...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJwL...
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![[Scene is a JOB INTERVIEW. The bosses taking the interview are FATHER and MOTHER CHRISTMAS. In the chair across the desk from is the interviewee: RUDOLPH THE RED NOSED REINDEER, sitting legs crossed. Rudolph is effusive and expressive with his hands / hooves.]
RUDOLPH:
...and in addition to my sleigh-pulling experience, l just genuinely love working with other reindeer. I mean I'm a real 'reindeer reindeer' you know? Haha!
FATHER CHRISTMAS [Looking delighted]:
Wonderful! Well, I think we've found our candidate...
So, uh...
Rudolph with your nose so bright...
...won't you guide my sleigh tonight?
[A chilly pause. We focus on Rudolph, who folds his arms, looks away in silent fury, his nose casting light about the room as he does so. He drags his eyes back to Father Christmas, his expression now of pure, cold contempt.]
RUDOLPH:
So this is about my nose.
FATHER CHRISTMAS:
One of my bulbs has gone.
RUDOLPH:
Go to Halfords!
FATHER CHRISTMAS:
It's closed till Tuesday.
RUDOLPH:
No, right, OK... I get it... this is like a narrative thing for you, isn't it?
[Rolling his eyes, gesticulating, getting more angry as he begins to rant]:
Like...powerful white male saves the shunned outsider by making a gimmick of their difference?
[We see Father and Mother Christmas looking awkward, a bit scared, askance at each other]
RUDOLPH:
So in your head, what, like, the other reindeer who've bullied me my whole life will suddenly start respecting Mr Fog Lamp up front?
[Rudolph is waving his hooves now]
I mean, I notice you haven't interviewed my AUNTY for this job. Rita the Red-Arsed Reindeer? She applied!
Her nose is even brighter than mine, but because the disease has spread to her ARSE she's not the right KIND of diversity mascot...
[Finally Rudolph stands up, knocking his chair backwards. Father Christmas looks shocked, Mother Christmas looks terrified.]
RUDOLPH:
This is BULLSHIT!
FATHER CHRISTMAS:
SECURITY...!
[A little Elf enters to tackle Rudolph]
[Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreie3mb32pphq6abkfu4w62sikexg3dtwyw3qgcrfdcwhoi3o7gbleu@jpeg)
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this, *this*, is the greatest crossover of all time
November 21, 2025 at 7:28 PM
this, *this*, is the greatest crossover of all time
@maxrushden.bsky.social @phlaimeaux.bsky.social what sort of bath do you think Peaches is having and more importantly how did she get into it? www.theguardian.com/music/2025/n...
Post your questions for Peaches
As she prepares to release No Lube So Rude, her first album in a decade, the Canadian dance-punk icon will answer your questions
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November 15, 2025 at 5:50 PM
@maxrushden.bsky.social @phlaimeaux.bsky.social what sort of bath do you think Peaches is having and more importantly how did she get into it? www.theguardian.com/music/2025/n...
@blindboyboatclub.bsky.social you sent me down into the cellar...
November 15, 2025 at 4:04 PM
@blindboyboatclub.bsky.social you sent me down into the cellar...
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your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
November 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
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DAFT CUNTS TO THE VERY END
November 6, 2025 at 9:59 PM
DAFT CUNTS TO THE VERY END
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A good example of where we have to find good journalism these days manchestermill.co.uk/the-men-who-...
The men who raised the flags
Nigel Farage says this summer’s movement was led by ‘ordinary people’ expressing their patriotism. That’s not what we found
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November 1, 2025 at 11:19 AM
A good example of where we have to find good journalism these days manchestermill.co.uk/the-men-who-...
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All my comics have happy endings!
October 10, 2025 at 9:56 AM
All my comics have happy endings!
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Did Trump just Fabrizio Romano a war?
* TRUMP: WHAT'S WITH RUSSIA VIOLATING POLAND'S AIRSPACE WITH DRONES? HERE WE GO! -- TRUTH SOCIAL
@reuters.com
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September 10, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Did Trump just Fabrizio Romano a war?
one for sorrow
two for joy
three for a girl
four for a boy
five for silver
six for actually that's a lot of magpies
seven for oh no they are massing
eight for oh my god they're going to attack
nine for run, run away now
ten for magpies Magpies MAGPIES
two for joy
three for a girl
four for a boy
five for silver
six for actually that's a lot of magpies
seven for oh no they are massing
eight for oh my god they're going to attack
nine for run, run away now
ten for magpies Magpies MAGPIES
September 10, 2025 at 11:31 AM
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🎶I'm sorry Nick Jackson (woo)
There is no deal
We called off the Bayern loan-to-buy
Fly home to replace the injured guy🎶
There is no deal
We called off the Bayern loan-to-buy
Fly home to replace the injured guy🎶
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Chelsea inform Bayern Munich they will not be proceeding with proposed loan of Nicolas Jackson after injury to Liam Delap. 24yo striker travelled to Germany for #FCBayern move but #CFC requested Senegal int’l returns to London 🚨
@theathleticfc.bsky.social
www.nytimes.com/athletic/658...
@theathleticfc.bsky.social
www.nytimes.com/athletic/658...
Chelsea inform Bayern Munich they will not proceed with Nicolas Jackson loan after Liam Delap injury
Delap sustained a hamstring injury during Saturday's victory over Fulham.
www.nytimes.com
August 30, 2025 at 3:53 PM
🎶I'm sorry Nick Jackson (woo)
There is no deal
We called off the Bayern loan-to-buy
Fly home to replace the injured guy🎶
There is no deal
We called off the Bayern loan-to-buy
Fly home to replace the injured guy🎶
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🎼 They tried to make him sign for Tottenham
He said
No
No
No
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He said
No
No
No
🎶
August 24, 2025 at 3:54 PM
🎼 They tried to make him sign for Tottenham
He said
No
No
No
🎶
He said
No
No
No
🎶
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I honestly think that if Jason Donovan rereleased his 1989 song "too many broken hearts in the world" but the replaced the words 'broken hearts' with 'fucking cunts' he's got a worldwide hit on his hands.
June 27, 2025 at 8:55 AM
I honestly think that if Jason Donovan rereleased his 1989 song "too many broken hearts in the world" but the replaced the words 'broken hearts' with 'fucking cunts' he's got a worldwide hit on his hands.
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Guarantee that he has never listened to penguin cafe orchestra
June 21, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Guarantee that he has never listened to penguin cafe orchestra
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Some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows
June 6, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows
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Extremely Northern Irish coded response from the Polish foreign minister.
June 6, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Extremely Northern Irish coded response from the Polish foreign minister.
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A definition of White British which, aside from everything else, includes Gerry Adams but excludes King Charles.
'the white British share of the population – defined as people who do not have an immigrant parent' 😂😂 www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/06...
White British people will be a minority in 40 years, report claims
Shifting ethnic dynamic of the UK driven by immigration predicted to cause dramatic changes
www.telegraph.co.uk
June 4, 2025 at 9:25 AM
A definition of White British which, aside from everything else, includes Gerry Adams but excludes King Charles.
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Again, I cannot express how little I expected someone would usurp my position as "guy who takes ketamine in the company of a president".
May 30, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Again, I cannot express how little I expected someone would usurp my position as "guy who takes ketamine in the company of a president".
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has blown my mind, this. The story on the podcast about how Adam found it is so good
After 33 years of people (subconsciously, actively, desperately) wondering where the iconic commentary sample in the Gazzetta Football Italia title music came from....
May 30, 2025 at 7:57 PM
has blown my mind, this. The story on the podcast about how Adam found it is so good
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This comic by @poorlydrawnlines.bsky.social is so perfect. The TIMING. It gets me every time.
May 28, 2025 at 10:24 AM
This comic by @poorlydrawnlines.bsky.social is so perfect. The TIMING. It gets me every time.