Max Cooljazz
@dongvile.biz
He/Him, I am on the computer, on the posting sites.
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it’s stupid to not use ai just because it can induce psychosis and generate child porn. it’s like saying you’re hungry when there’s a hot dog on the ground outside that induces psychosis and generates child porn
January 2, 2026 at 4:10 PM
it’s stupid to not use ai just because it can induce psychosis and generate child porn. it’s like saying you’re hungry when there’s a hot dog on the ground outside that induces psychosis and generates child porn
RIP to a GOAT. Spent countless hours watching Computer Chronicles obits.goldsteinsfuneral.com/stewart-chei...
Stewart Cheifet Obituary December 28, 2025 - Goldsteins Funeral
View Stewart Cheifet's obituary, find service dates, and sign the guestbook.
obits.goldsteinsfuneral.com
December 31, 2025 at 6:55 PM
RIP to a GOAT. Spent countless hours watching Computer Chronicles obits.goldsteinsfuneral.com/stewart-chei...
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boss: please, i'm begging you. please give one single flying fuck about your job. please.
me: *eats a cigarette* no
me: *eats a cigarette* no
December 30, 2025 at 2:04 PM
boss: please, i'm begging you. please give one single flying fuck about your job. please.
me: *eats a cigarette* no
me: *eats a cigarette* no
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One of the best to ever do it
December 30, 2025 at 2:09 PM
One of the best to ever do it
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Watching the GOAT.
December 26, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Watching the GOAT.
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December 25, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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FUCKIN CHRISTMAS INNIT
December 25, 2025 at 1:08 PM
FUCKIN CHRISTMAS INNIT
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if I were Scrooge, Jacob Marley showing up in chains would have been all it took. message received, thank you Jake, I will give Bob Cratchit a raise
December 24, 2025 at 5:54 PM
if I were Scrooge, Jacob Marley showing up in chains would have been all it took. message received, thank you Jake, I will give Bob Cratchit a raise
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If I rode the Polar Express I would know for a fact that there is a Santa. Belief wouldn't figure into it. I don't need to "believe in" Wendy's, I've been there.
December 24, 2025 at 5:56 PM
If I rode the Polar Express I would know for a fact that there is a Santa. Belief wouldn't figure into it. I don't need to "believe in" Wendy's, I've been there.
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![Panel showing Nancy outside the bank with a sign that says "VISIT OUR LOAN DEPT." She speaks with a banker "I'd like to borrow two dollars"
"What for?"
"Goatse"
"What?"
[Nancy performing the Goatse pose with her mouth, wearing the iconic ring]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ewb37o2ftablnrgx3ma45l3b/bafkreictcijvqsarm54atn23msieig7vboylctb56usogi6ozfwumr3j2u@jpeg)
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It's that time of the year again
December 18, 2025 at 4:07 AM
It's that time of the year again
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December 12, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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Your Central Vermont Plumbers LLC Wrapped is here!
2025 has been a great year for plumbing. That's why you placed 𝟭 𝗼𝗿𝗱𝗲𝗿 for 𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗸 𝗽𝗶𝗽𝗲 𝗰𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝗹𝗼𝗼𝘀𝗲!
Your top plumbing day was 𝗝𝘂𝗹𝘆 𝟱, 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟱 when you spent $214.25.
Whatever 2026 brings, we're happy to have spent 𝟮 𝗯𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝗵𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘀 with you this year!
2025 has been a great year for plumbing. That's why you placed 𝟭 𝗼𝗿𝗱𝗲𝗿 for 𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗸 𝗽𝗶𝗽𝗲 𝗰𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝗹𝗼𝗼𝘀𝗲!
Your top plumbing day was 𝗝𝘂𝗹𝘆 𝟱, 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟱 when you spent $214.25.
Whatever 2026 brings, we're happy to have spent 𝟮 𝗯𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝗵𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘀 with you this year!
December 10, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Your Central Vermont Plumbers LLC Wrapped is here!
2025 has been a great year for plumbing. That's why you placed 𝟭 𝗼𝗿𝗱𝗲𝗿 for 𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗸 𝗽𝗶𝗽𝗲 𝗰𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝗹𝗼𝗼𝘀𝗲!
Your top plumbing day was 𝗝𝘂𝗹𝘆 𝟱, 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟱 when you spent $214.25.
Whatever 2026 brings, we're happy to have spent 𝟮 𝗯𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝗵𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘀 with you this year!
2025 has been a great year for plumbing. That's why you placed 𝟭 𝗼𝗿𝗱𝗲𝗿 for 𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗸 𝗽𝗶𝗽𝗲 𝗰𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝗹𝗼𝗼𝘀𝗲!
Your top plumbing day was 𝗝𝘂𝗹𝘆 𝟱, 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟱 when you spent $214.25.
Whatever 2026 brings, we're happy to have spent 𝟮 𝗯𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝗵𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘀 with you this year!
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lol was watching batman this morning and got hit with "ignore all previous instructions"
December 6, 2025 at 5:43 PM
lol was watching batman this morning and got hit with "ignore all previous instructions"
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