Don Todd
@dontodd.bsky.social
Legendary writer-showrunner (FLORIDA MAN, This Is Us, Samantha Who, etc). Dad, husband, bourbon drinker, usually all at once.
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Trump Vows To Reopen Joann Fabrics As Prison https://theonion.com/trump-vows-to-reopen-joann-fabrics-as-prison/
December 28, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Trump Vows To Reopen Joann Fabrics As Prison https://theonion.com/trump-vows-to-reopen-joann-fabrics-as-prison/
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Elon Musk appointed 19-year-old Edward “Big Balls” Coristine, the grandson of a KGB lieutenant colonel to DOGE. He was instrumental in cutting funding for the United States Agency for International Development, which directly resulted in the deaths of hundreds of thousands of poor people overseas.
December 28, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Elon Musk appointed 19-year-old Edward “Big Balls” Coristine, the grandson of a KGB lieutenant colonel to DOGE. He was instrumental in cutting funding for the United States Agency for International Development, which directly resulted in the deaths of hundreds of thousands of poor people overseas.
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There are a lot of reasons to be mad at 2025, but forcing me to know who Erika Kirk is might be making me the maddest.
December 28, 2025 at 1:27 AM
There are a lot of reasons to be mad at 2025, but forcing me to know who Erika Kirk is might be making me the maddest.
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It looks like Epstein is occasionally showing up in the Trump files.
December 27, 2025 at 4:40 PM
It looks like Epstein is occasionally showing up in the Trump files.
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If this is true, it is the most impeachable offense ever.
December 27, 2025 at 6:29 PM
If this is true, it is the most impeachable offense ever.
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Canada understands the danger the world is under and has allocated $2.5 billion to help Ukraine overcome the fascist Russian invaders. Be like Canada. 🇨🇦
December 27, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Canada understands the danger the world is under and has allocated $2.5 billion to help Ukraine overcome the fascist Russian invaders. Be like Canada. 🇨🇦
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“Why aren’t Americans stopping this?!”
We’re trying.
But we don’t have snap elections or no-confidence votes, our political system has evolved to strangle popular opposition(especially in the Democratic Party), the establishment with agency is indifferent, and no one gives a damn about us.
We’re trying.
But we don’t have snap elections or no-confidence votes, our political system has evolved to strangle popular opposition(especially in the Democratic Party), the establishment with agency is indifferent, and no one gives a damn about us.
December 27, 2025 at 1:26 AM
“Why aren’t Americans stopping this?!”
We’re trying.
But we don’t have snap elections or no-confidence votes, our political system has evolved to strangle popular opposition(especially in the Democratic Party), the establishment with agency is indifferent, and no one gives a damn about us.
We’re trying.
But we don’t have snap elections or no-confidence votes, our political system has evolved to strangle popular opposition(especially in the Democratic Party), the establishment with agency is indifferent, and no one gives a damn about us.
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I just saw Stephen Miller referred to as PeeWeeHimmler and now I can’t unsee it. 😂😂
December 28, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I just saw Stephen Miller referred to as PeeWeeHimmler and now I can’t unsee it. 😂😂
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Not everyone has the luxury of sitting in front of a microphone in their basement spouting a few hours of fascist bullshit a few times a week.
December 27, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Not everyone has the luxury of sitting in front of a microphone in their basement spouting a few hours of fascist bullshit a few times a week.
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So in spring, Pam Bondi said there was nothing to the Epstein investigation, then “closed” it. Now, they “find” 1 million more docs.
So did she close this without seeing these docs? Or was someone hiding them?
So did she close this without seeing these docs? Or was someone hiding them?
December 28, 2025 at 2:25 AM
So in spring, Pam Bondi said there was nothing to the Epstein investigation, then “closed” it. Now, they “find” 1 million more docs.
So did she close this without seeing these docs? Or was someone hiding them?
So did she close this without seeing these docs? Or was someone hiding them?
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Karma knows your address.
December 26, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Karma knows your address.
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Trump breaks the law **again** this time he’s instructing the DOJ to only target political opponents and shut down the Epstein investigation afterwards.
December 27, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Trump breaks the law **again** this time he’s instructing the DOJ to only target political opponents and shut down the Epstein investigation afterwards.
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My New Years resolution is to read more so I put the subtitles on my tv.
December 26, 2025 at 2:20 PM
My New Years resolution is to read more so I put the subtitles on my tv.
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I don't want to do things. I want to not do things. But the nasty little goblins in my brain have convinced me I'm a useless piece of trash if I do not do things. So I do things, constantly, even though I want to not do things. It's all April Ludgate and Romans 7:19 up in here.
December 27, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I don't want to do things. I want to not do things. But the nasty little goblins in my brain have convinced me I'm a useless piece of trash if I do not do things. So I do things, constantly, even though I want to not do things. It's all April Ludgate and Romans 7:19 up in here.
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A+ answers at The University of Oklahoma
(From “F for Effort!”)
(From “F for Effort!”)
December 26, 2025 at 2:04 AM
A+ answers at The University of Oklahoma
(From “F for Effort!”)
(From “F for Effort!”)
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Our friends, family members, coworkers, and neighbors have so lost the plot of humanity due to some cocktail of misogyny, political tribalism, self-preservation, or simple cruelty that they are siding with sexual criminals rather than their survivors.
johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/the-epstei...
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The Epstein Files Have Fully Exposed the Right.
The Jeffrey Epstein files, once fully released, will expose Epstein, detailing his prolific atrocities once and for all.
johnpavlovitz.substack.com
December 26, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Our friends, family members, coworkers, and neighbors have so lost the plot of humanity due to some cocktail of misogyny, political tribalism, self-preservation, or simple cruelty that they are siding with sexual criminals rather than their survivors.
johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/the-epstei...
johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/the-epstei...
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Congratulations to Senile Satan. The lowest rated Kennedy Center Honors in history.
www.thedailybeast.com//donald-trump-humiliated-as-he-scores-lowest-kennedy-center-honors-ratings-ever/?via=ios
www.thedailybeast.com//donald-trump-humiliated-as-he-scores-lowest-kennedy-center-honors-ratings-ever/?via=ios
Trump Humiliated as He Scores Lowest Kennedy Center Ratings Ever
Trump had boasted that “just about everybody” in America requested he host the Kennedy Center Honors.
www.thedailybeast.com
December 26, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Congratulations to Senile Satan. The lowest rated Kennedy Center Honors in history.
www.thedailybeast.com//donald-trump-humiliated-as-he-scores-lowest-kennedy-center-honors-ratings-ever/?via=ios
www.thedailybeast.com//donald-trump-humiliated-as-he-scores-lowest-kennedy-center-honors-ratings-ever/?via=ios
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You can donate your old Christmas trees to the zoo and our goats will eat them. They hate Christmas that much.
December 26, 2025 at 3:15 AM
You can donate your old Christmas trees to the zoo and our goats will eat them. They hate Christmas that much.
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Nothing says MAGA quite like bombing Nigeria on Christmas Day, the holiday fascist republicans pretend to worship, and pretending to attack the same ISIS they claimed to have eradicated whilst also pretending they are against starting wars. Can’t make this shit up.
December 26, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Nothing says MAGA quite like bombing Nigeria on Christmas Day, the holiday fascist republicans pretend to worship, and pretending to attack the same ISIS they claimed to have eradicated whilst also pretending they are against starting wars. Can’t make this shit up.
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INDIANA - Republican senate majority floor leader Sen. Chris Garten posts AI slop pics of himself beating up Santa Claus. On Christmas.
Your GOP, folks. 🎅
Your GOP, folks. 🎅
December 26, 2025 at 4:22 AM
INDIANA - Republican senate majority floor leader Sen. Chris Garten posts AI slop pics of himself beating up Santa Claus. On Christmas.
Your GOP, folks. 🎅
Your GOP, folks. 🎅
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Neither the New York Times nor the Washington Post published stories about Trump writing 200 unhinged posts on Christmas Day
You almost have to feel bad for an ugly old man with no family or friends to keep him company on Christmas Day that he makes 200 crazy posts ranting about everything under the sun.
Almost.
Almost.
December 26, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Neither the New York Times nor the Washington Post published stories about Trump writing 200 unhinged posts on Christmas Day
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When your Christmas greeting is actually a confession…
December 25, 2025 at 11:55 PM
When your Christmas greeting is actually a confession…
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Indiana State Senator wishes you a Merry Christmas by… posting images of himself assaulting Santa Claus.
Are the fascists okay?
Are the fascists okay?
December 26, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Indiana State Senator wishes you a Merry Christmas by… posting images of himself assaulting Santa Claus.
Are the fascists okay?
Are the fascists okay?