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I have nothing in common with people who don’t like tacos and tits.
February 4, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I have nothing in common with people who don’t like tacos and tits.
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It's amusing that my therapist tells me to speak freely... yet charges me $200 an hour.
January 31, 2025 at 1:37 PM
It's amusing that my therapist tells me to speak freely... yet charges me $200 an hour.
Did January last 4 years? Please tell me it did.
February 1, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Did January last 4 years? Please tell me it did.
Some days you need that friend that kicks you in the butt, and other days they rub it and say ‘Nice butt’.
January 31, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Some days you need that friend that kicks you in the butt, and other days they rub it and say ‘Nice butt’.
Friday and the last day of January can it get any better?
January 31, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Friday and the last day of January can it get any better?
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some of you i only follow bc i can feel a hilarious public meltdown coming and i don’t want to miss it
January 29, 2025 at 1:10 PM
some of you i only follow bc i can feel a hilarious public meltdown coming and i don’t want to miss it
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If we actually cared about making America great, we’d invest in a diverse, well-educated population, accessible early childhood support. Even if you don’t care about ethics, it’s good business higher earnings, lower social costs, and a solid ROI. But sure, tell me more about tax cuts for billionaire
January 30, 2025 at 11:05 PM
If we actually cared about making America great, we’d invest in a diverse, well-educated population, accessible early childhood support. Even if you don’t care about ethics, it’s good business higher earnings, lower social costs, and a solid ROI. But sure, tell me more about tax cuts for billionaire
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You’re the B in butthole.
January 31, 2025 at 12:39 AM
You’re the B in butthole.
Next up on the Price is Right, you could win a dozen eggs.
January 31, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Next up on the Price is Right, you could win a dozen eggs.
It’s the 365th day of January.
January 31, 2025 at 12:34 AM
It’s the 365th day of January.
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Bagel in the streets, donut in the sheets.
January 12, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Bagel in the streets, donut in the sheets.
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i don’t need anger management, i need other ppl to not be dumb assholes
January 30, 2025 at 12:03 AM
i don’t need anger management, i need other ppl to not be dumb assholes
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Inside me are two groundhogs.
I feel like I heard this joke yesterday.
I feel like I heard this joke yesterday.
January 30, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Inside me are two groundhogs.
I feel like I heard this joke yesterday.
I feel like I heard this joke yesterday.
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I've done many things wrong, but I've never popped bubble wrap with scissors.
January 30, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I've done many things wrong, but I've never popped bubble wrap with scissors.
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cannot wait to be in the retirement home listening to nirvana with a bunch of fellow old people wearing doc martens, black nail polish, and nine inch nails tshirts
January 30, 2025 at 4:07 PM
cannot wait to be in the retirement home listening to nirvana with a bunch of fellow old people wearing doc martens, black nail polish, and nine inch nails tshirts
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Them: You’re not everyone’s cup of tea.
Me: But I am someone’s empty bottle of wine.
Me: But I am someone’s empty bottle of wine.
January 30, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Them: You’re not everyone’s cup of tea.
Me: But I am someone’s empty bottle of wine.
Me: But I am someone’s empty bottle of wine.
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Glaze her ass like a Krispy Kreme hot outta the fryer.
January 5, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Glaze her ass like a Krispy Kreme hot outta the fryer.
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I’m not the void you’re looking for.
January 29, 2025 at 11:18 AM
I’m not the void you’re looking for.
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Tell me what I mean to you..
Tell me I’m the only one that stirs your soul and who makes the loneliness disappear…….
Tell me I’m the only one that stirs your soul and who makes the loneliness disappear…….
January 29, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Tell me what I mean to you..
Tell me I’m the only one that stirs your soul and who makes the loneliness disappear…….
Tell me I’m the only one that stirs your soul and who makes the loneliness disappear…….
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i saw you from across the timeline. our eyes met. are you going to eat those tots
January 27, 2025 at 3:50 AM
i saw you from across the timeline. our eyes met. are you going to eat those tots