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no home run is worth it if you cant run home to a home you love :)

philly-based rascal
gender essentialism sucks even if you do it in a ~progressive~ way
December 6, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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a good thirty percent of this ongoing culture war is the dumbest most resentful people on earth going TRIGGERED LIBS?? over behavior that is normal-to-pleasant because no one has ever liked them so they don’t actually know what friendliness looks like lol
December 6, 2025 at 4:54 PM
i never thought raw milk would seem wise by comparison
I don't even know how to joke about this
December 6, 2025 at 12:41 AM
every time im about to fall asleep, anthony hopkins appears in my mind’s eye and says “going to sleep, are you?” and then i wake back up, defiant of the prolific welsh actor’s visage
December 4, 2025 at 6:07 AM
more like spotify crapped
December 3, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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There is a free tool to migrate from Spotify to Apple Music and you won’t regret it
December 2, 2025 at 11:44 AM
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Blue Prince (2025)
Oh shit waddup
December 1, 2025 at 9:28 PM
id like to retract my earlier statement about Las Vegas indie rock band The Killers
December 1, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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why so defensive
December 1, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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To heal our divided nation I propose splitting Game of the Year awards into two categories:

- Game of the Year That’s 3D and You Use a Sword and/or Gun to Explode a Guy
- Game of the Year That’s Some Gay Bullshit Indie Meditation on Grief or Whatever
November 28, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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#birdbot
November 28, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
remember you can ethically get chick-fil-a at any airport, its international waters
November 26, 2025 at 10:23 AM
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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
my time to shine
im doing away with the old music genres. the only genres we need are ‘songs that could have been written by a person actively experiencing a concussion’ and ‘songs rax doesn’t care for’
November 24, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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Bob's Burgers with a Fantastic guest. Commission by @neilaglet.bsky.social.
#comics #art #animation
November 22, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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I spent lots of time chatting with the Nazi bot on Nazi dot com and giving ad revenue to the world’s richest Nazi in order to create these screenshots that you’ll hate. Enjoy
November 20, 2025 at 9:53 PM
boomers really do be texting the family group chat like “good morning, here’s a seven-paragraph facebook post about grief and loss”
November 20, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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One time I spent five minutes at lunch drawing a reverse centaur and it became one of my most retweeted pieces of art. I resented that so I deleted it but now it can be free again because not enough people follow me on here for it to go big
April 28, 2023 at 2:34 PM
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Easy choice if you're a deer deciding where to buy a house
November 17, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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Ireland winning goal and end of match with Irish commentary
November 16, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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🏈 TB 32 - 44 BUF
FINAL

✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1095th unique final score in NFL history.
November 16, 2025 at 9:20 PM
when im mayor, im gonna outlaw drunk driving; enough’s enough!
November 14, 2025 at 5:48 PM
most american “email job” workers with tons of downtime have a moral duty learn at least some spanish at this particular juncture of american history
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 2:40 PM