dot dotski
@dotski.bsky.social
enemy of brevity, friend of folly
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Instagram: Here’s the first half of something funny that dril posted, do you want to see it?
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Splash page: Welcome to the wonderful world of Threads. Get ready to download the app and find out what all your favorite Threadsters are saying.
Me: No. Fuck. Fuck!!
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Splash page: Welcome to the wonderful world of Threads. Get ready to download the app and find out what all your favorite Threadsters are saying.
Me: No. Fuck. Fuck!!
January 5, 2026 at 4:46 AM
Instagram: Here’s the first half of something funny that dril posted, do you want to see it?
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Splash page: Welcome to the wonderful world of Threads. Get ready to download the app and find out what all your favorite Threadsters are saying.
Me: No. Fuck. Fuck!!
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Splash page: Welcome to the wonderful world of Threads. Get ready to download the app and find out what all your favorite Threadsters are saying.
Me: No. Fuck. Fuck!!
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It’s too late, I have already portrayed myself as Chortling Bernie and you as Seething Eric Adams
January 2, 2026 at 2:03 AM
It’s too late, I have already portrayed myself as Chortling Bernie and you as Seething Eric Adams
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In every photograph I've ever seen of Shel Silverstein he looks like he only sleeps with married people
December 31, 2023 at 6:22 AM
In every photograph I've ever seen of Shel Silverstein he looks like he only sleeps with married people
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Nice acquaintance. Auld?
December 28, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Nice acquaintance. Auld?
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[shoving yeats into a locker] how’s the gyre fuckass
December 30, 2025 at 3:45 AM
[shoving yeats into a locker] how’s the gyre fuckass
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[speaking with H.H. Holmes]
Again, in your price range, there are not going to be any options for "entire hotels with murder rooms for ladies already built in there."
Again, in your price range, there are not going to be any options for "entire hotels with murder rooms for ladies already built in there."
December 28, 2025 at 7:07 PM
[speaking with H.H. Holmes]
Again, in your price range, there are not going to be any options for "entire hotels with murder rooms for ladies already built in there."
Again, in your price range, there are not going to be any options for "entire hotels with murder rooms for ladies already built in there."
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continuing a streak of comics for exclusively birders with the brilliant @willsantino.bsky.social
December 18, 2025 at 6:46 PM
continuing a streak of comics for exclusively birders with the brilliant @willsantino.bsky.social
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I bet Liberace liked it when the Chordettes called out his hair for being particularly good in "Mr. Sandman". I bet that's a really nice feeling
December 10, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I bet Liberace liked it when the Chordettes called out his hair for being particularly good in "Mr. Sandman". I bet that's a really nice feeling
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I would just live my life so that Joyce Carol Oates does not feel the need to destroy me.
November 11, 2025 at 5:56 AM
I would just live my life so that Joyce Carol Oates does not feel the need to destroy me.
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November 7, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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that’s right beg you miserable worm
October 29, 2025 at 8:28 PM
that’s right beg you miserable worm
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Designer: all right Mr. Del Toro here’s those Frankenstein’s monster designs, real sexy just like you asked for.
Del Toro: (nodding) this is exactly as sexy as I asked for.
Del Toro: (nodding) this is exactly as sexy as I asked for.
October 26, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Designer: all right Mr. Del Toro here’s those Frankenstein’s monster designs, real sexy just like you asked for.
Del Toro: (nodding) this is exactly as sexy as I asked for.
Del Toro: (nodding) this is exactly as sexy as I asked for.
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Sadako crawling out of your tv, turning motion smoothing off, then crawling back in
October 26, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Sadako crawling out of your tv, turning motion smoothing off, then crawling back in
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting Jenny Holzer.
Interrupting Jenny Holzer wh—
Who's there?
Interrupting Jenny Holzer.
Interrupting Jenny Holzer wh—
A SENSE OF TIMING IS THE MARK OF GENIUS
October 27, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting Jenny Holzer.
Interrupting Jenny Holzer wh—
Who's there?
Interrupting Jenny Holzer.
Interrupting Jenny Holzer wh—
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counterpoint: Weapons (2025)
October 17, 2025 at 7:44 PM
counterpoint: Weapons (2025)
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And I said what about Breakfast at Tiffany's
And she said she'd like to watch Roman Holiday
Then we discussed maybe streaming Sabrina
And I said, well we still need to see Charade
And she said she'd like to watch Roman Holiday
Then we discussed maybe streaming Sabrina
And I said, well we still need to see Charade
October 17, 2025 at 3:07 AM
And I said what about Breakfast at Tiffany's
And she said she'd like to watch Roman Holiday
Then we discussed maybe streaming Sabrina
And I said, well we still need to see Charade
And she said she'd like to watch Roman Holiday
Then we discussed maybe streaming Sabrina
And I said, well we still need to see Charade
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you KNOW when the soundtrack in the movie switches from extradiegetic to diegetic during the course of the same song??? it's absolute bedlam. me and the boys jumping up and down, screaming, breaking the couch etc
March 8, 2024 at 4:29 PM
you KNOW when the soundtrack in the movie switches from extradiegetic to diegetic during the course of the same song??? it's absolute bedlam. me and the boys jumping up and down, screaming, breaking the couch etc
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This is why we fund scientists to study things like oyster slobber even if you don’t think it sounds important
⚠️ Chinese researchers have invented bone glue that mimics how oysters stick to surfaces underwater.
The adhesive can reportedly repair orthopedic fractures in 2-3 minutes, even in blood-rich environments, and is bioabsorbable.
interestingengineering.com/science/chin...
The adhesive can reportedly repair orthopedic fractures in 2-3 minutes, even in blood-rich environments, and is bioabsorbable.
interestingengineering.com/science/chin...
China's oyster-inspired 'bone glue' bonds fractures in minutes
A new oyster-inspired Bone-02 adhesive can revolutionize bone repair without metal fasteners.
interestingengineering.com
September 30, 2025 at 10:35 PM
This is why we fund scientists to study things like oyster slobber even if you don’t think it sounds important
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He died, for your fashion sins
October 1, 2025 at 5:40 AM
He died, for your fashion sins
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Sure there’s no ethical consumption under capitalism but some of it is waaaaay less ethical.
September 28, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Sure there’s no ethical consumption under capitalism but some of it is waaaaay less ethical.
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One Cattle After Another (2025)
September 24, 2025 at 2:57 AM
One Cattle After Another (2025)
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Happy Bisexual visibility day, from VGAPride!
September 23, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Happy Bisexual visibility day, from VGAPride!
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don't say people weren't celebrating, that won't help. they're coming after people who clearly weren't celebrating. what you need to be doing instead is defending everyone they come after no matter what because they don't get to make mourning nazis a requirement. concede nothing to the fascists
September 14, 2025 at 11:49 PM
don't say people weren't celebrating, that won't help. they're coming after people who clearly weren't celebrating. what you need to be doing instead is defending everyone they come after no matter what because they don't get to make mourning nazis a requirement. concede nothing to the fascists