Former Doctor of Pizza
@dr-pizza.bsky.social
I had a podcast once but hey, didn't we all?
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big day coming up for people who like dinner
November 25, 2024 at 5:24 PM
big day coming up for people who like dinner
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When ghosts are unemployed, they go job haunting.
October 29, 2025 at 12:21 AM
When ghosts are unemployed, they go job haunting.
well this is embarrassing
September 23, 2025 at 3:11 PM
well this is embarrassing
My algorithm after finally getting into Turnstile this week.
September 19, 2025 at 3:03 PM
My algorithm after finally getting into Turnstile this week.
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you have to admit it’s funny that they cared about the Cracker Barrel logo as long if not longer than this
September 12, 2025 at 6:08 PM
you have to admit it’s funny that they cared about the Cracker Barrel logo as long if not longer than this
Billy Squire intensifies
September 11, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Billy Squire intensifies
As a timeline cleanse I present The Yogurt Idiot
September 11, 2025 at 4:45 PM
As a timeline cleanse I present The Yogurt Idiot
My only thoughts for the family of Charlie Kirk is that they recognize the role he played in normalizing yesterday's gun violence, and spend some portion of their lives working to undo some of the immense harm that his career has caused to the United States.
September 11, 2025 at 1:35 PM
My only thoughts for the family of Charlie Kirk is that they recognize the role he played in normalizing yesterday's gun violence, and spend some portion of their lives working to undo some of the immense harm that his career has caused to the United States.
All these headlines about RFK getting grilled in the Senate. I bet if you really grilled RFK it'd smell awful.
September 4, 2025 at 6:46 PM
All these headlines about RFK getting grilled in the Senate. I bet if you really grilled RFK it'd smell awful.
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DEBATE MODERATOR: Our next segment is called Remember Some Guys. Former Governor Cuomo, please begin.
CUOMO: Alex Rodriguez?
(crowd grumbling and booing; hot mic picks up someone saying "not a Guy")
MAMDANI: Lucas Duda
(crowd going nuts)
CUOMO: Alex Rodriguez?
(crowd grumbling and booing; hot mic picks up someone saying "not a Guy")
MAMDANI: Lucas Duda
(crowd going nuts)
September 2, 2025 at 5:52 PM
DEBATE MODERATOR: Our next segment is called Remember Some Guys. Former Governor Cuomo, please begin.
CUOMO: Alex Rodriguez?
(crowd grumbling and booing; hot mic picks up someone saying "not a Guy")
MAMDANI: Lucas Duda
(crowd going nuts)
CUOMO: Alex Rodriguez?
(crowd grumbling and booing; hot mic picks up someone saying "not a Guy")
MAMDANI: Lucas Duda
(crowd going nuts)
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Just a heads up. I was able to schedule my COVID vaccine appointment. Online it will ask “do you have a condition that puts you at high risk for severe outcomes from COVID-19 virus.”
Click yes and it will allow you to schedule an appointment.
No questions asked.
No proof required.
Pass it on.
Click yes and it will allow you to schedule an appointment.
No questions asked.
No proof required.
Pass it on.
August 28, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Just a heads up. I was able to schedule my COVID vaccine appointment. Online it will ask “do you have a condition that puts you at high risk for severe outcomes from COVID-19 virus.”
Click yes and it will allow you to schedule an appointment.
No questions asked.
No proof required.
Pass it on.
Click yes and it will allow you to schedule an appointment.
No questions asked.
No proof required.
Pass it on.
Can't wait to kick back and relax with my favorite drink, Big Frosty Glass O'Jizz
August 18, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Can't wait to kick back and relax with my favorite drink, Big Frosty Glass O'Jizz
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bro just one more GPT bro. just one more you dont have to read or write emails anymore bro. one more GPT will fix everything bro
August 7, 2025 at 4:57 PM
bro just one more GPT bro. just one more you dont have to read or write emails anymore bro. one more GPT will fix everything bro
That's me in the corner. That's me in the spot light.
Shitting in the humvee.
Shitting in the humvee.
National Guard soldiers stationed in LA for Trump’s crackdown have been shitting in Humvees and showers to protest their deployment.
July 17, 2025 at 5:30 PM
That's me in the corner. That's me in the spot light.
Shitting in the humvee.
Shitting in the humvee.
Yeah the 4th is ok but we've got Wimbledon, Silverstone, and the Tour de France this weekend. That's right we're going full Euro mode crumpets and cassoulet up in this binch!
July 5, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Yeah the 4th is ok but we've got Wimbledon, Silverstone, and the Tour de France this weekend. That's right we're going full Euro mode crumpets and cassoulet up in this binch!
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one thing that is important to emphasize at that this is just republican governance at work! this is what happens when you give republicans power in washington!
Final vote. 50-50. VP breaks the tie.
One single GOP Senator could have stopped this abomination. Saved millions of parents from watching their child go hungry. Saved the lives destroyed when Medicaid disappears.
They will all live forever with the horror of this bill.
One single GOP Senator could have stopped this abomination. Saved millions of parents from watching their child go hungry. Saved the lives destroyed when Medicaid disappears.
They will all live forever with the horror of this bill.
July 1, 2025 at 4:19 PM
one thing that is important to emphasize at that this is just republican governance at work! this is what happens when you give republicans power in washington!
Maybe the reason there are no aliens is that no society has gotten past the "invent internet, go insane, collapse" problem yet.
June 27, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Maybe the reason there are no aliens is that no society has gotten past the "invent internet, go insane, collapse" problem yet.
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again, we're all just supposed to keep working during this?
June 27, 2025 at 2:35 PM
again, we're all just supposed to keep working during this?
Feeling seen
me: every day this week has been really challenging and frustrating do you think I could have an easy one today?
this week:
this week:
June 26, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Feeling seen
Chat is it good when the president is "on one"?
June 24, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Chat is it good when the president is "on one"?
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I wake up every morning and become Lanyard Man. It's a painful process that I dread more than my own death. And yet the lanyard must go on
June 4, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I wake up every morning and become Lanyard Man. It's a painful process that I dread more than my own death. And yet the lanyard must go on
CM Pope is this anything send skeet
May 8, 2025 at 6:19 PM
CM Pope is this anything send skeet
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I hope the first woolly mammoth they resurrect kills somebody
April 29, 2025 at 11:34 AM
I hope the first woolly mammoth they resurrect kills somebody
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Yeah, I’m thinking about tonight’s draft. An ice-cold draft beer.
April 24, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Yeah, I’m thinking about tonight’s draft. An ice-cold draft beer.
Not my old ass totally unprepared for Zack Wheeler with the creeping gray muttonchops.
April 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Not my old ass totally unprepared for Zack Wheeler with the creeping gray muttonchops.