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Cloyce Box Enjoyer
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Gotta beat the best to be the best
Sweet. Awesome.
January 11, 2026 at 6:48 AM
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THE FOURTH QUARTER PANTHERS LOOM
January 10, 2026 at 11:07 PM
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It’s a waste of time convincing oppressers that they’re in the wrong
January 10, 2026 at 5:15 PM
She won’t!!! None of them will!!! To resign you have to have shame

Take action and impeach
Kristi Noem must resign today.

Her time as Secretary has been a complete moral failure and a public safety disaster. ICE under her leadership has repeatedly ignored our laws, terrorized communities, and made America less safe.

She must resign.
January 8, 2026 at 12:28 AM
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one of the things i hate most about this persistent line of argument is the implication that any of these actions would be fine if groceries were cheaper
The White House is laser focused on threatening a military takeover of Greenland.

Where’s the same focus on lowering costs?
January 7, 2026 at 4:10 PM
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January 5, 2026 at 4:29 PM
I cannot sing the praises of Men’s Wearhouse enough
December 31, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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The attention that the NBC halftime show is paying to BAL-PIT next week makes it pretty clear they've already decided that's the Sunday night game.
December 29, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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Seahawks defense
Seahawks special teams
Seahawks offense
December 28, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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now for my favorite Portland Christmas tradition: giving fentanyl to small children in exchange for their Christmas candy
December 26, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Who among us hasn’t dropped a jizz on Christmas
My mom just called some gravy that had spilled on the counter "turkey jizz" and I almost had a stroke.

This woman doesn't swear. She calls farts "fluffs". She calls memes "means" because the ones she's seen "aren't very nice".

And then she just drops a jizz on Christmas.
December 26, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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very specific to DC complaint here but when trump is threatening to take over the city's historically significant public golf courses so he can privatize them and make them another getaway for the 1% i don't think going "well maybe they shouldnt be golf courses to begin with" is helpful or realistic
December 23, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Crystal Palace review of Saturday 👏
December 22, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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December 20, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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Mike Macdonald tonight:
December 19, 2025 at 7:21 AM
“I’m not smart enough to understand what I did wrong” is not the save people seem to think it is
You do yourself a disservice when you infantalize the athletes going on whatever this 4chan podcast is. They know what they're doing...they've just picked a side.
December 18, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I feel like you can say this about like 10 different deep balls to Egbuka this year
If that ball is out in front of Egbuka the game is over
December 12, 2025 at 7:04 AM
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Congratulations you fucking morons
December 11, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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some colts rookie is gonna do a tiktok dance and philip rivers will call him a slur that hasnt been heard since jimmy carter was president
December 9, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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as a tiny car enthusiast just everyone shut up and let him do it, he's doing it for dumb reasons but it's objectively very good for us to have normal sized small cars instead of 200 ton pickup trucks as the norm
December 6, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 10:14 PM
This feels like the “we can’t provide free breakfast/lunch to kids in school because the kids who can afford it are abusing it” like so what? Kids who need it are getting fed, that’s more important
Balancing "no person with a disability should be denied accommodations" with "it's important to discourage non-disabled people from pretending to be disabled to take advantage of these accommodations" is really difficult and I don't have a great answer for what anyone should do about it.
December 3, 2025 at 4:35 PM
You lack whimsy and joie de vivre
I am a grown-ass man in his 40's.

I still love chicken nuggets and chicken tenders and will eat them without shame.

I will NEVER call them "nuggies" or "tendies."
November 29, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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if you don’t like 30 bags from your first baseman youre just not a baseball fan i’m sorry
November 17, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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Me, this morning, when people want to say anything critical about the Mariners re-signing Josh Naylor extension. I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over this sick music.
November 17, 2025 at 7:47 PM