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They're trying to convince everyone that building a Dyson Sphere around the solar system is more realistic than increasing the capital gains tax
building a Dyson sphere around the sun is an incomprehensible undertaking. building one around the solar system is simply impossible in even the wildest sci fi projections of the future
every statement Altman and his fellow tech oligarchs make is just as preposterous
every statement Altman and his fellow tech oligarchs make is just as preposterous
The people dominating our political landscape, culture, and economy are just so stupid and full of shit it's almost impossible to describe
August 19, 2025 at 1:56 AM
They're trying to convince everyone that building a Dyson Sphere around the solar system is more realistic than increasing the capital gains tax
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hello hello 👋 allergist here. as we get closer to fall allergy season, it might be helpful for me to share my perspective. if a patient tells me they're suffering from some kind of allergy, i usually tell them to knock it off. if that doesn't resolve matters i just tell them to stop bothering me
August 22, 2025 at 5:53 PM
hello hello 👋 allergist here. as we get closer to fall allergy season, it might be helpful for me to share my perspective. if a patient tells me they're suffering from some kind of allergy, i usually tell them to knock it off. if that doesn't resolve matters i just tell them to stop bothering me
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I always thought the joke of Cow Tools was pretty clear: the farmer is in that shed, shackled to the wall. The cow tools are designed to prolong the excruciations without shortening life or consciousness
June 5, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I always thought the joke of Cow Tools was pretty clear: the farmer is in that shed, shackled to the wall. The cow tools are designed to prolong the excruciations without shortening life or consciousness
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[struggling to rise above crosstalk between the other candidates] i’m jon. i don’t want to be the mayor. i want to make sports videos. I don’t want to be the mayor
June 5, 2025 at 12:00 AM
[struggling to rise above crosstalk between the other candidates] i’m jon. i don’t want to be the mayor. i want to make sports videos. I don’t want to be the mayor
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being intimidated by bluesky is so funny. yeah i keep getting my ass kicked every time i go to bath and body works
Speakers at WelcomePAC have mentioned being dunked on by BlueSky posters no less than a dozen times in the first hour alone. This site has broken their brains
June 4, 2025 at 9:31 PM
being intimidated by bluesky is so funny. yeah i keep getting my ass kicked every time i go to bath and body works
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“Concerning”; World’s Most Humanlike AI Program Kills Itself Attempting to Generate a 10 Quadrillion Pixel Image of A Hamburger For Seemingly No Reason
June 4, 2025 at 5:11 PM
“Concerning”; World’s Most Humanlike AI Program Kills Itself Attempting to Generate a 10 Quadrillion Pixel Image of A Hamburger For Seemingly No Reason
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hey man, i hope you don't mind but i invited the classic pittsburgh pirates logo to the function. he's been having a rough time and he could use a night out.
June 3, 2025 at 11:08 PM
hey man, i hope you don't mind but i invited the classic pittsburgh pirates logo to the function. he's been having a rough time and he could use a night out.
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okay! new PFM comic friday. it's a long one. though it's probably gonna be a quick read :/
i just wanted it to look cool and hopefully it does and you all like it.
i just wanted it to look cool and hopefully it does and you all like it.
May 15, 2025 at 2:59 AM
okay! new PFM comic friday. it's a long one. though it's probably gonna be a quick read :/
i just wanted it to look cool and hopefully it does and you all like it.
i just wanted it to look cool and hopefully it does and you all like it.
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Gonna start reposting some hall of famers to try and juice my follow count as I move away from twitter. Spread the word-- we back up
Men's Sex Toy's vs Women's Sex Toy's
Men's Sex Toy's vs Women's Sex Toy's
April 18, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Gonna start reposting some hall of famers to try and juice my follow count as I move away from twitter. Spread the word-- we back up
Men's Sex Toy's vs Women's Sex Toy's
Men's Sex Toy's vs Women's Sex Toy's
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Please do not reply to my posts. It is my job to dole out harsh truths. It is your job to frown and fall silent.
Any reply will be parsed one of two ways:
Any reply will be parsed one of two ways:
April 12, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Please do not reply to my posts. It is my job to dole out harsh truths. It is your job to frown and fall silent.
Any reply will be parsed one of two ways:
Any reply will be parsed one of two ways:
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Abu Ghraib was a leak & people were so shocked
Now, similar degradation is being broadcast as entertainment for half the electorate
Now, similar degradation is being broadcast as entertainment for half the electorate
March 23, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Abu Ghraib was a leak & people were so shocked
Now, similar degradation is being broadcast as entertainment for half the electorate
Now, similar degradation is being broadcast as entertainment for half the electorate
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Pete Carroll’s ability to rizz up prospects moms when recruiting was generational. Probably will never be matched.
Pete Carroll underrated choice but really the majority of head coaches
February 22, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Pete Carroll’s ability to rizz up prospects moms when recruiting was generational. Probably will never be matched.
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“i uh, iuh, i-i-iuhnm starting a new government agency called bofa. whatislikeuh, what isah, what is bofa you ask? bof of um erm hrm ah, like, umhrm. like. you know. likeyouknow? likeyouknow? bofa these ahahrm humha ah, bof of ah, both of the uh, the uh, the uh, the uh, the uh, the uh, you know, ha”
February 21, 2025 at 6:48 AM
“i uh, iuh, i-i-iuhnm starting a new government agency called bofa. whatislikeuh, what isah, what is bofa you ask? bof of um erm hrm ah, like, umhrm. like. you know. likeyouknow? likeyouknow? bofa these ahahrm humha ah, bof of ah, both of the uh, the uh, the uh, the uh, the uh, the uh, you know, ha”
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saw this in manhattan the other day. it's an honor for sure but it's miles away from my home. i'm honestly just gonna keep using the manhole outside my apartment whenever i need to go into the sewer
February 15, 2025 at 4:27 AM
saw this in manhattan the other day. it's an honor for sure but it's miles away from my home. i'm honestly just gonna keep using the manhole outside my apartment whenever i need to go into the sewer
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Going on TV with the guy I'm blackmailing. "I'm blackmailing this guy," I say, smiling. He laughs. "If he doesn't do what I say, things will go very badly for him!" We all laugh.
February 14, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Going on TV with the guy I'm blackmailing. "I'm blackmailing this guy," I say, smiling. He laughs. "If he doesn't do what I say, things will go very badly for him!" We all laugh.
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the japanese say you have three faces. yeah the whole country. they're talking mad shit about you dude
February 8, 2025 at 8:13 PM
the japanese say you have three faces. yeah the whole country. they're talking mad shit about you dude
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59 years ago today, mild-mannered jim bowl was bitten by a radioactive spider
February 9, 2025 at 2:03 PM
59 years ago today, mild-mannered jim bowl was bitten by a radioactive spider
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Hello folks! There are 3 chapters left in Please Forgive Me, including the one we're on now. I'm not sure how long each of these chapters are gonna be or how long it'll take me to finish them. Josef and I hope you enjoy the rest of the ride.
February 8, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Hello folks! There are 3 chapters left in Please Forgive Me, including the one we're on now. I'm not sure how long each of these chapters are gonna be or how long it'll take me to finish them. Josef and I hope you enjoy the rest of the ride.
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Most of the world’s brightest minds are hard at work developing new ways for you to get depression from a computer
February 7, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Most of the world’s brightest minds are hard at work developing new ways for you to get depression from a computer
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my kid turned 18 weeks old today. if you’re a parent, you know that’s flying week. so tonight instead of putting him to bed i took him outside and sure enough, off he went. won’t be back for hours. it’s gonna mess with his sleep cycle so bad. thank god we all forget how to fly at 19 weeks
February 6, 2025 at 2:50 AM
my kid turned 18 weeks old today. if you’re a parent, you know that’s flying week. so tonight instead of putting him to bed i took him outside and sure enough, off he went. won’t be back for hours. it’s gonna mess with his sleep cycle so bad. thank god we all forget how to fly at 19 weeks
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podcaster in 2015: and ofc thanks to Mrs. Behind The Joysticks for putting up with my arduous recording schedule😛
podcaster in 2025: Unfortunately, as some of you may have heard, the former Mrs Behind The Joysticks and I are engaged in a custody battle over Teaghan and Jamantha
podcaster in 2025: Unfortunately, as some of you may have heard, the former Mrs Behind The Joysticks and I are engaged in a custody battle over Teaghan and Jamantha
February 6, 2025 at 1:08 AM
podcaster in 2015: and ofc thanks to Mrs. Behind The Joysticks for putting up with my arduous recording schedule😛
podcaster in 2025: Unfortunately, as some of you may have heard, the former Mrs Behind The Joysticks and I are engaged in a custody battle over Teaghan and Jamantha
podcaster in 2025: Unfortunately, as some of you may have heard, the former Mrs Behind The Joysticks and I are engaged in a custody battle over Teaghan and Jamantha
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It’s hourly symphony day! If you want to join in the rules are simple: every hour for 24 hours you compose an hour long symphony for 60 piece orchestra and post the sheet music here
February 2, 2025 at 8:36 AM
It’s hourly symphony day! If you want to join in the rules are simple: every hour for 24 hours you compose an hour long symphony for 60 piece orchestra and post the sheet music here
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if i were a musician attending the grammy awards i'd boo every single other musician. gotta drag down the competition however you can. i'd probably make an exception for the in memoriam segment since it's illegal to listen to musicians who have died
February 3, 2025 at 3:44 AM
if i were a musician attending the grammy awards i'd boo every single other musician. gotta drag down the competition however you can. i'd probably make an exception for the in memoriam segment since it's illegal to listen to musicians who have died