Evgeny
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Evgeny
@earchibald.bsky.social
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Brandy you're a fine girl
What a good wife you would be
But my life my love and my lady
Is the See
November 23, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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here you go, enjoy this leaf sheep of good luck and success
November 23, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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It’s fucked up that billionaires have all that money and just buy websites and newspapers that are mean to them instead of ending homelessness or even making the top three most important bands from
Athens GA (Neutral Milk Hotel, REM, The B-52s) reunite and cover each other’s music
November 22, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.
AirBnB CEO calling it “vibe revenue” just 👨‍🍳 😘

The underlying cause of every bubble - debt masquerading as financial innovation - depends on not just short financial memory & speculative neophytism, but reinventing jargon of finance, like how each generation of kids has new ways to say same things.
November 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM
This is all I want to hear or believe about that person today
OLIVIA NUZZI: I wish I was famous for fucking a walking corpse.

MONKEY'S PAW: No, you're supposed to wish something normal and then *I* twist it to something terrible.

OLIVIA NUZZI: Ah. Well, I wish I was riding the cryptkeeper's dick so hard it snapped in half. And he shit in my hair.
November 22, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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Some incredible details in this piece
*one DOGE faction was planning the future of the US government at a venture capital firm
*illegally communicating on Signal to avoid transparency laws was deeply embedded into organizational culture to be taken for granted
November 22, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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a lost and found but for mercy
November 22, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Just know that you can 100%, every time, hear Trump say “low IQ” and know that what he meant and what his people heard was “black” (best case.)
November 22, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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He said "Amen" straight into the drop

Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 20, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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8675309 is prime, and so is 8675311, so if you ever need a middlin'-large pair of adjacent primes to test your cryptographic suite, all you need is a 1980s earworm and a +2 and you're all set.
Man, everything is so bleak, anyone got a fun fact or little bit of trivia they want to share
November 21, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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It was a three-man team that took the Grok hardpoint that day, and two of us were just there to guard the poet.Whistler was a sonnet slinger fresh from the Guatemalan meter wars, still waking up with the taste of a bloody metonym on his tongue.
November 20, 2025 at 8:29 PM
So yeah where the fuck is Charlie Kirk Nation losing their shit over someone (Trump) justifying the murder of a political opponent (Khashoggi) over The Things They Said

…anyone? Hello? Is this thing on?
November 21, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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Morning.
November 20, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I finally figured out the vibe of Grok’s worshipful prose about how Elon would beat Mike Tyson, or is in better shape than LeBron James, or will be a historical legend

It’s like they trained Grok on the internet’s collection of Chuck Norris jokes.
November 20, 2025 at 6:44 PM
It’s not stupidity. It’s the plan.
They're so fucking stupid and don't realize it. The only reason many white students can afford graduate degrees is because foreign students pay for the programs and allow them to be economically efficient. Without foreign students, many programs will now simply collapse. Genius.
The White House just blasted this out under the headline "Good News You May Have Missed"
November 20, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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Larry Summers Announces He Will Step Down From Chair With Belt Around Neck
November 19, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Without downloading any new pics describe your gender
November 20, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Resources for quitting Uline.
arriving today:

A Gravity's Rainbow Companion (Weisberger)
Who Framed Roger Rabbit? (4K/UHD)
Sully (4K/UHD)
November 19, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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Would hate to have to work with Wa-Luigi Coates on a group project
Imagine looking around America in 2025 and thinking, "What we need less of is morality."
November 19, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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my beloved girlfriend has an inexplicable attraction to grotesque, almost supernaturally weird old men. guys who look like the adults from a roald dahl story. fellas who act like they were perhaps recently animals turned human through some unnatural bargain with the fey. not me though
November 18, 2025 at 4:33 AM
This one’s handy. aws_s3_undelete s3://bucket/key

gist.github.com/earchibald/e...
A bash script to undelete objects from a versioned S3 bucket.
A bash script to undelete objects from a versioned S3 bucket. - aws_s3_undelete
gist.github.com
November 18, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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This is funny. Gov. Greg Abbott delayed in scheduling the #TX18 special—which is taking place under the old lines—and almost certainly did so to keep a Dem seat vacant.

The court cites that still-ongoing special as proof that reverting to the old lines would not be disruptive. Oops!
November 18, 2025 at 8:58 PM
All that remains now is the forthcoming Washington Post unsigned editorial endorsing MBS and noting that nobody there really liked Khashoggi anyway
November 18, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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Jamal Khashoggi. Say his name.
November 18, 2025 at 4:26 PM