Hel o
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Hel o
@eforrest.bsky.social
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I love soliciting and before they invented signs I used to be able to do it wherever I wanted
February 3, 2025 at 5:55 AM
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As far as various shit goes, it’s not looking good
February 1, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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sure it can be a hassle living so close to the spill zone. maintaining the perimeter. monitoring the sensor arrays. deciphering the hum. figuring out which thoughts are mine. cataloging the changes. but would i ever consider moving? i can't seem to
January 21, 2024 at 6:53 PM
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lol why is your housetoad so small 🤭

it looks like it could hop into a bottlecap and captain it to unseen lands
July 6, 2023 at 2:12 PM
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Your honor, both my client and I have been zoning out for the last 15 minutes
January 24, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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Coffee is the first thing that comes to mind when you think of caffeine. But caffeine is not just in your coffee. From the matcha latte you pick up on your way to work to the energy drink you chug down after your workout, caffeine is present in more things than you may have imagined.
January 19, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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i've been watching football for decades, i've made several football documentaries, and i still don't really know how many yards are on a football field. obviously there are at least 50. what i keep getting stuck on is that the number on the field goes down after that. i'd guess there are about 100
January 10, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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You add [Envelope of Salami] to your inventory.
September 11, 2023 at 1:20 AM
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Fuck Elon Musk.

This is why right-wing billionaires sue people reporting on them. They know they can't win these lawsuits. But they also know legal fees will cripple the little guy reporting on their lies and crimes.
Bad News: I’ve been laid off from mmfa, along with a dozen colleagues.

There’s a reason far-right billionaires attack Media Matters with armies of lawyers: They know how effective our work is, and it terrifies them (him).
May 23, 2024 at 5:39 PM
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fridge is milk’s cold home
May 9, 2024 at 10:46 PM
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✅ YES! Festoon my bones with fineries so I may reign in glory beyond the grave. Enclosed is a self-addressed stamped envelope and a personal check for $299.95.

⬛No, I prefer to molder in ignominy.
For my entrance to Bluesky, here is the fabulous skeleton of St. Pancratius in Wil, Switzerland. He was one of the catacomb saints - skeletons exhumed in Rome and sent across the Alps to replace those destroyed during the Reformation. They typically ended up elaborately dressed and bejewelled
November 3, 2023 at 1:30 AM
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using my specialized proboscis to get every last bit out of the pudding cup
May 10, 2024 at 1:22 AM
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that laugh when you see your main dude and he's lowkey got that shit on
October 28, 2023 at 5:56 PM
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Reuters has been going hard on their Elon Musk coverage for over a year now, and when you see all of their deeply-reported scoops in one place it really brings home what an absolutely terrible person the guy is

www.reuters.com/investigates...
The Musk Industrial Complex
Reuters exposes grave harms to consumers, workers and laboratory animals across Elon Musk’s manufacturing empire, resulting in investigations by U.S. and European regulators and calls for action from U.S. lawmakers.
www.reuters.com
May 7, 2024 at 8:23 PM
Who cares
James Ho, Matthew J. Kacsmaryk, and 11 other right-wing federal judges write to President Shafik that Columbia has become an "incubator of bigotry" and that "absent extraordinary change" they will no longer hire graduates of Columbia—undergrad or law school—as clerks freebeacon.com/wp-content/u...
May 6, 2024 at 7:13 PM
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US cops getting trained in Israel coming home to crack heads at student and teacher Palestinian solidarity protests is the kind of thing that would make steam shoot out of my ears if that was something that didn’t just exist in cartoons
May 1, 2024 at 2:28 PM
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“There is something very, very wrong with us, that our society affords so much power to people like this.”

@rickperlstein.bsky.social met Marc Andreessen in 2017. He said he was glad OxyContin was ripping through rural communities, which he despised.
My Dinner With Andreessen
Billionaires I have known: Part One of a three-part series
prospect.org
April 29, 2024 at 1:46 AM
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boiling yoda down to a powerful extract
April 21, 2024 at 6:59 PM