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For five solid heartbeats I thought Apple had made a hat.
January 12, 2026 at 8:07 AM
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I appreciate all the people reminding folks to take refuge in small joys. I know it can sound self-serving or quietist to champion hobbies & self-compassion in the middle of political upheaval, but your boldest, most powerful self is rested, centred & happy. Also, you deserve joy.
January 11, 2026 at 4:07 PM
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January 11, 2026 at 4:14 AM
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Marta Kostyuk spoke about Ukraine after her loss to Sabalenka in Brisbane final

“There are thousands of people who are without light & warm water right now. It’s -20 degrees outside. My sister is sleeping under 3 blankets. I was incredibly moved & happy to see so many Ukrainian flags this week.” 🥹
January 11, 2026 at 8:01 AM
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Bit of a late one… Nanight x
January 9, 2026 at 12:14 AM
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January 7, 2026 at 8:47 PM
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Sir Stephen Hough is surprised to have narrowly won a byelection for the liberal democrats in 1995
BBC Radio 3
Classical Mixtape

Now Playing
Federico Mompou & Sir Stephen Hough
Cants Mágics V. Calma
January 8, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Gone back to Season 1 of Stranger Things after watching the finale today (I’m not ready to leave Hawkins yet). It feels like a very different programme: more lo-fi, definitely rawer. I loved the last season, but I’m enjoying being back in that earlier, grittier world.
January 1, 2026 at 8:19 PM
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Presented without comment.
December 25, 2025 at 9:01 AM
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Recreating this legendary Peanuts scene. Yeah hoe!
December 25, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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December 24, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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My niece asked me the difference between apple cider and apple juice and I deployed the Ned Flanders quote I have had on deck for 25 years in case I was ever asked such a question. This is the best Christmas present possible.
December 24, 2023 at 6:23 PM
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It’s amazing how faithful The Muppet Christmas Carol is to the original novel.
December 24, 2025 at 11:36 AM
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Little drummer boy: *drum solo*

Mary, having just given birth: great
December 22, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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🎵deck my halls into pieces/this is my last noel🎵
December 21, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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Two houses both alike in diggity.
December 21, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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THE PRETENDERS: he’s gone two thousand miles

THE PROCLAIMERS: oh for fuck’s sake
December 18, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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This was my biggest tweet over in the bad place. It will live here now. 🧙‍♀️🎄
December 11, 2024 at 2:40 AM
Put some Christmas music on while i was doing my wrapping and particularly enjoyed this one
Christmas Love
YouTube video by Rotary Connection - Topic
youtu.be
December 20, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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Oh
December 18, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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Is the MTA making merch with the F M Swap icon cause they should be
December 18, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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"And Tiny Tim, who did not die" = heartwarming, Christmassy.

"And Tiny Tim, who would not die" = sinister, alarming.
December 18, 2023 at 10:16 AM
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If you keep discovering new music, you don’t die.
December 16, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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I don't want no goddam "hang a shining star upon the highest bough"! I'm an "until then we'll have muddle through somehow" man!
December 15, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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—I’ve been asked to baptise the King of Spain’s daughter
—Infanta?
—No, holy water as usual. Weird thing to ask honestly
December 15, 2025 at 1:08 PM