@elibeil.bsky.social
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Dear John Balatro
Please make it so 4 and 5 of a kinds also proc Spare Trousers as they technically contain 2 pairs. I am not a crackpot.
Please make it so 4 and 5 of a kinds also proc Spare Trousers as they technically contain 2 pairs. I am not a crackpot.
February 12, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Dear John Balatro
Please make it so 4 and 5 of a kinds also proc Spare Trousers as they technically contain 2 pairs. I am not a crackpot.
Please make it so 4 and 5 of a kinds also proc Spare Trousers as they technically contain 2 pairs. I am not a crackpot.
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Ough. Urgh. Urgh. Urgh. Oof. Augh. Argh. AH! ARGH! GRHH! HURRGHH!
February 7, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Ough. Urgh. Urgh. Urgh. Oof. Augh. Argh. AH! ARGH! GRHH! HURRGHH!
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I'm a blacksmith in a video game. I make three little clinky taps every time you give me five bronze bars to upgrade your weapon. Good day to you
February 7, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I'm a blacksmith in a video game. I make three little clinky taps every time you give me five bronze bars to upgrade your weapon. Good day to you
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Good morning Tony Nation I am gonna make chili
February 3, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Good morning Tony Nation I am gonna make chili
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they’ve been out for 6 days they can’t help themselves
January 28, 2025 at 2:31 PM
they’ve been out for 6 days they can’t help themselves
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Do you know why a president would do all the most evil and heinous shit via Executive Order? Because his party can't easily make it law. And if they can't make it law, they can't make it last.
Don't let anyone make you feel like this is The End. Do not let them demoralize you. Live to see them die.
Don't let anyone make you feel like this is The End. Do not let them demoralize you. Live to see them die.
January 29, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Do you know why a president would do all the most evil and heinous shit via Executive Order? Because his party can't easily make it law. And if they can't make it law, they can't make it last.
Don't let anyone make you feel like this is The End. Do not let them demoralize you. Live to see them die.
Don't let anyone make you feel like this is The End. Do not let them demoralize you. Live to see them die.
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if we are all going to be forced to relive 2016, they should at the very least let us see mad max fury road in theaters again
January 20, 2025 at 7:05 PM
if we are all going to be forced to relive 2016, they should at the very least let us see mad max fury road in theaters again
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I ain’t watching that shit, I got more important dignified things to spend my time on like Kraven The Hunter or Venom 3
January 20, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I ain’t watching that shit, I got more important dignified things to spend my time on like Kraven The Hunter or Venom 3
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Kamala Harris would’ve won the election if she’d promised to bring back Comixology
January 20, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Kamala Harris would’ve won the election if she’d promised to bring back Comixology
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poker? idk, seems a little derivative of balatro
January 19, 2025 at 4:08 AM
poker? idk, seems a little derivative of balatro
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Rigatoni reminds me of capybara.
January 19, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Rigatoni reminds me of capybara.
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I stay true to me,,, who else would I wanna pretend to be,??
January 19, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I stay true to me,,, who else would I wanna pretend to be,??
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happy new year. i have not showered in several years. i did not shower. i will not shower
January 1, 2025 at 6:50 AM
happy new year. i have not showered in several years. i did not shower. i will not shower
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Loved Conclave. Best theatrical release since Jackass Forever (2002). Equally poignant.
December 30, 2024 at 9:07 PM
Loved Conclave. Best theatrical release since Jackass Forever (2002). Equally poignant.
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Serebii Update: The Pokémon Scarlet & Violet Wooper Mass Outbreak event is now live. Runs until December 12th 2024 at 23:59 UTC
Details @ www.serebii.net/scarletviole...
Details @ www.serebii.net/scarletviole...
December 6, 2024 at 12:01 AM
Serebii Update: The Pokémon Scarlet & Violet Wooper Mass Outbreak event is now live. Runs until December 12th 2024 at 23:59 UTC
Details @ www.serebii.net/scarletviole...
Details @ www.serebii.net/scarletviole...
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teams message: where are you? the meeting started 10 minutes ago
[flashback to sitting on toilet playing balatro for 30 minutes]
reply: masturbating
[flashback to sitting on toilet playing balatro for 30 minutes]
reply: masturbating
December 5, 2024 at 4:39 PM
teams message: where are you? the meeting started 10 minutes ago
[flashback to sitting on toilet playing balatro for 30 minutes]
reply: masturbating
[flashback to sitting on toilet playing balatro for 30 minutes]
reply: masturbating
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I am a huge fan of Hawk Tuah but you took my life savings.
December 5, 2024 at 2:07 AM
I am a huge fan of Hawk Tuah but you took my life savings.
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Someone who knows please tell me: how is Babu Frik doing? Is he okay?
December 5, 2024 at 9:58 AM
Someone who knows please tell me: how is Babu Frik doing? Is he okay?
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What an absolutely brilliant game of football that was.
December 4, 2024 at 9:25 PM
What an absolutely brilliant game of football that was.
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There are 3 "egg man" type films coming out this month.
Sonic 3 has the character Doctor Eggman.
Nosferatu is directed by Robert Eggers.
The Brutalist is directed by Brady Corbet, who just wanted to borrow some eggs in Funny Games (2007).
This is the "Egg December" trilogy.
Sonic 3 has the character Doctor Eggman.
Nosferatu is directed by Robert Eggers.
The Brutalist is directed by Brady Corbet, who just wanted to borrow some eggs in Funny Games (2007).
This is the "Egg December" trilogy.
December 4, 2024 at 8:47 AM
There are 3 "egg man" type films coming out this month.
Sonic 3 has the character Doctor Eggman.
Nosferatu is directed by Robert Eggers.
The Brutalist is directed by Brady Corbet, who just wanted to borrow some eggs in Funny Games (2007).
This is the "Egg December" trilogy.
Sonic 3 has the character Doctor Eggman.
Nosferatu is directed by Robert Eggers.
The Brutalist is directed by Brady Corbet, who just wanted to borrow some eggs in Funny Games (2007).
This is the "Egg December" trilogy.