Elihu Aran
@elihuaran.bsky.social
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billions of dollars for unprovoked foreign wars, not one cent to force the Bloodhound Gang to reunite put out a new album
January 5, 2026 at 2:10 AM
billions of dollars for unprovoked foreign wars, not one cent to force the Bloodhound Gang to reunite put out a new album
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gave myself 40 heart attacks making this 🌙 🐍
December 31, 2025 at 12:49 AM
gave myself 40 heart attacks making this 🌙 🐍
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The new Harmony Korine joint slaps:
This Deer Hunting USA board might be malfunctioning...̸̴̶̡͈͔͚͎̌̐ͧ̎͌ͬ.̯ͪ_̸̴̧̟̝͔̰̱̇_̼̤̩͍̪̦̟̺̝̙͔̠̮̆ͬ̆̆́͋̆̔͐ͧ.̵͙͔͊ 🦌
December 29, 2025 at 9:31 PM
The new Harmony Korine joint slaps:
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beavers always tell you they "need to" bite trees cause it keeps their teeth "under control" and it's like, bro listen to yourself. that's the teeth talking
December 25, 2025 at 7:09 AM
beavers always tell you they "need to" bite trees cause it keeps their teeth "under control" and it's like, bro listen to yourself. that's the teeth talking
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Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
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As a man, I don't think it's my place to judge the actions of women. Who am I to call them "villains"? Maybe, if we sat our asses down and listened, we would learn that there were perfectly understandable reasons why these strong, smart, beautiful women acted the way they have.
(6'1 btw)
(6'1 btw)
Share a great female villain!
December 28, 2025 at 7:50 PM
As a man, I don't think it's my place to judge the actions of women. Who am I to call them "villains"? Maybe, if we sat our asses down and listened, we would learn that there were perfectly understandable reasons why these strong, smart, beautiful women acted the way they have.
(6'1 btw)
(6'1 btw)
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when you're a nerd but your hag is a baddie
December 19, 2025 at 3:40 PM
when you're a nerd but your hag is a baddie
@chelseadagger.bsky.social and I went to Challengers and there was an entire row of very excitable girls a few rows in front of us who were exclaiming and cheering at all the right bits the whole way through, really elevated the experience, 1000/10 would do it again
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 1:02 AM
@chelseadagger.bsky.social and I went to Challengers and there was an entire row of very excitable girls a few rows in front of us who were exclaiming and cheering at all the right bits the whole way through, really elevated the experience, 1000/10 would do it again
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He can be ur angle…. or ur devil
December 12, 2025 at 4:34 AM
He can be ur angle…. or ur devil
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mister policeman we gave you all the clues
December 10, 2025 at 5:00 PM
mister policeman we gave you all the clues
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I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there
December 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there
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Who has made this 🤣
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Who has made this 🤣
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1825: the sun never sets on the British Empire
2025: without these tiny plastic soldiers our economy collapses
2025: without these tiny plastic soldiers our economy collapses
December 7, 2025 at 11:04 AM
1825: the sun never sets on the British Empire
2025: without these tiny plastic soldiers our economy collapses
2025: without these tiny plastic soldiers our economy collapses
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it's so funny that Games Workshop went in twenty years from a company that made games you got beaten up in middle school for enjoying to now being the 67th most valuable company in the United Kingdom
incredible victory for kids who spent ages 11+ with a crust of super glue on their fingertips
incredible victory for kids who spent ages 11+ with a crust of super glue on their fingertips
December 7, 2025 at 11:03 AM
it's so funny that Games Workshop went in twenty years from a company that made games you got beaten up in middle school for enjoying to now being the 67th most valuable company in the United Kingdom
incredible victory for kids who spent ages 11+ with a crust of super glue on their fingertips
incredible victory for kids who spent ages 11+ with a crust of super glue on their fingertips
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I fucking love memes you can understand through the language barrier, holy shit
December 6, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I fucking love memes you can understand through the language barrier, holy shit
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You may be cool, but you’ll never be Cary-Hiroyuki-Tagawa-at-the-1995-premiere-of-Mortal-Kombat cool
November 25, 2025 at 11:52 PM
You may be cool, but you’ll never be Cary-Hiroyuki-Tagawa-at-the-1995-premiere-of-Mortal-Kombat cool
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I am now on a power trip
December 4, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I am now on a power trip
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Looks like I wasn't the first to this either. Someday I will have an original thought, I promise you
In THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS, Jack Skellington sees something, decides it belongs to him, and pumps out an altered version of it that almost looks like the real thing (but which sucks and everyone hates) while nearly destroying the thing he claimed to be championing.
Jack is a dead tech bro.
Jack is a dead tech bro.
December 3, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Looks like I wasn't the first to this either. Someday I will have an original thought, I promise you
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a lot has been said about Jack Skellington as allegory for cultural appropriation (I definitely wasn't the first) but there's also a lot to be said about Jack Skellington as clueless tech billionaire
December 3, 2025 at 6:44 PM
a lot has been said about Jack Skellington as allegory for cultural appropriation (I definitely wasn't the first) but there's also a lot to be said about Jack Skellington as clueless tech billionaire
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I can't listen to the song without thinking of
December 3, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I can't listen to the song without thinking of
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Single Woman Tired Of Looking For Mr. Bean http://theonion.com/single-woman-tired-of-looking-for-mr-bean/
December 3, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Single Woman Tired Of Looking For Mr. Bean http://theonion.com/single-woman-tired-of-looking-for-mr-bean/
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I know you're out there somewhere, disgruntled Disney animator. This is your moment.
COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/daisy
PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm...
STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/daisy
PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm...
STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
December 2, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I know you're out there somewhere, disgruntled Disney animator. This is your moment.
COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/daisy
PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm...
STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/daisy
PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm...
STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com