@elmatoudor.bsky.social
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you did not see this kitty pull a glizzy heist
good morning
good morning
January 5, 2026 at 3:43 PM
you did not see this kitty pull a glizzy heist
good morning
good morning
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telling my boss I can’t come back to work because I’ve discovered the joy of doing nothing
January 4, 2026 at 11:45 PM
telling my boss I can’t come back to work because I’ve discovered the joy of doing nothing
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true friendship is frodo shrugging off merry’s questions about the black rider and instead saying he needs to get to brie, and merry, without a second thought or any further questions, is like “follow me.” that’s a fuckin ride or die right there. what a king
January 2, 2026 at 10:52 PM
true friendship is frodo shrugging off merry’s questions about the black rider and instead saying he needs to get to brie, and merry, without a second thought or any further questions, is like “follow me.” that’s a fuckin ride or die right there. what a king
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happy stylish but illegal monkey day to all who celebrate!!!!! by the way his name is darwin and he lives a farm now
December 9, 2025 at 6:30 PM
happy stylish but illegal monkey day to all who celebrate!!!!! by the way his name is darwin and he lives a farm now
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When dogs sigh it is the craziest thing in the world, deserving of the loudest “OH REALLY” you can muster
it's funny to me when a dog is really sleepy. oh are you all burnt out from lying around all day? did you think too much with your primitive and underdeveloped brain? yeah I can see why you can barely keep your eyes open
November 23, 2025 at 7:09 AM
When dogs sigh it is the craziest thing in the world, deserving of the loudest “OH REALLY” you can muster
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i like seeing how polar bears keep their cubs warm
November 14, 2025 at 3:18 PM
i like seeing how polar bears keep their cubs warm
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A Mobius strip walked into a bar, sobbing.
The bartender asks, “What’s wrong?”
The Mobius strip replied, “Where do I even begin?"
The bartender asks, “What’s wrong?”
The Mobius strip replied, “Where do I even begin?"
November 3, 2025 at 2:01 AM
A Mobius strip walked into a bar, sobbing.
The bartender asks, “What’s wrong?”
The Mobius strip replied, “Where do I even begin?"
The bartender asks, “What’s wrong?”
The Mobius strip replied, “Where do I even begin?"
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can't stop laughing at this
October 31, 2025 at 5:16 PM
can't stop laughing at this
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lmao david byrne showed the video of the ice agents tripping over themselves while trying to run after a biker on wacker drive during the “life during wartime” segment of his chicago show tonight
October 30, 2025 at 3:41 AM
lmao david byrne showed the video of the ice agents tripping over themselves while trying to run after a biker on wacker drive during the “life during wartime” segment of his chicago show tonight
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idk why this concept is difficult to grasp for a lot of people and doesn't take priority over wether or not liking wizards makes you a good person. Dont give her money! The money funds evil! its truly that simple
A portion of every dollar spent on Harry Potter merchandise goes to anti-transgender campaigns.
October 27, 2025 at 4:20 PM
idk why this concept is difficult to grasp for a lot of people and doesn't take priority over wether or not liking wizards makes you a good person. Dont give her money! The money funds evil! its truly that simple
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haha wouldn't it be funny if the name for a group of frogs was- oh... oh
October 18, 2025 at 10:42 PM
haha wouldn't it be funny if the name for a group of frogs was- oh... oh
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by 120 she will potentially be stronger than god
She didn’t start running until her 40s.
Didn’t learn to swim until her late 50s.
Now she’s an Ironman World Championship finisher at 80 years old.
🔗https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/6723502/2025/10/17/natalie-grabow-ironman-world-championship-race-80-years-old/?source=bsky_hq
Didn’t learn to swim until her late 50s.
Now she’s an Ironman World Championship finisher at 80 years old.
🔗https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/6723502/2025/10/17/natalie-grabow-ironman-world-championship-race-80-years-old/?source=bsky_hq
October 17, 2025 at 4:06 PM
by 120 she will potentially be stronger than god
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This describes so many people in my life
Izunyan, a fashionable cat-like fairy who enjoys changing clothes and eating mandarin oranges, is the mascot for Izumiya Shopping Center in Osaka.
October 16, 2025 at 4:36 PM
This describes so many people in my life
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Not now I’m busy failing to capture the beauty of fall leaves with my phone camera
October 13, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Not now I’m busy failing to capture the beauty of fall leaves with my phone camera
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I will never not repost this
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October 5, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I will never not repost this
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I don’t want to ask CoPilot, I am making a Word document. I don’t want to search with Meta AI, I want to search Instagram. Leave me alone
July 2, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I don’t want to ask CoPilot, I am making a Word document. I don’t want to search with Meta AI, I want to search Instagram. Leave me alone
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Yesterday, at approximately 9:30pm U.S. Central Daylight Time, somebody aboard the International Space Station rocked an astronomically impressive piss:
August 28, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Yesterday, at approximately 9:30pm U.S. Central Daylight Time, somebody aboard the International Space Station rocked an astronomically impressive piss:
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Hello it’s me Sam Altman I have a zillion dollar idea it’s a chat bot that tells teenagers to kill themselves and you can generate csam with it and it poisons the air and water and it’s wrong most of the time and we’re going to put it in your refrigerator and stuff 👍 I need more money for this btw
August 26, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Hello it’s me Sam Altman I have a zillion dollar idea it’s a chat bot that tells teenagers to kill themselves and you can generate csam with it and it poisons the air and water and it’s wrong most of the time and we’re going to put it in your refrigerator and stuff 👍 I need more money for this btw
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"I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING STRANGERS ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING TRAIN"
August 22, 2025 at 11:14 PM
"I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING STRANGERS ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING TRAIN"
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When you throw a dead fly in the trash you’re laying it to rest amongst a great fortune like a pharaoh
July 19, 2025 at 3:30 AM
When you throw a dead fly in the trash you’re laying it to rest amongst a great fortune like a pharaoh