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SaaS hobgoblin, unicode enthusiast. Raised in ATL, currently in PDX. She/her.
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This is the clip I was looking for btw. Happy Bisexual Bob Belcher day to all who celebrate
Bob Belcher - I'm mostly straight
YouTube video by Kronc Lee
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November 27, 2025 at 5:56 PM
This is the clip I was looking for btw. Happy Bisexual Bob Belcher day to all who celebrate
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these are fabulously joyful: do read them and cheer yourself up: "Hatless and barefoot under my parasol on a summer day, I watch a burly fellow working a well-pump and singing Suzhou folk songs. The water comes up in a sudden burst, like a spill of silver coins or a gust of snow"
In 1657, Jin Shengtan 金聖嘆 broke off from his commentary on 'The Romance of the Western Chamber' to list "33 Nice Things" 不亦快哉三十三則.
It's one of the most likable things I know of in any language. I translated it to cheer myself up a while ago, if anyone could use it. www.burninghou.se/p/whats-good
It's one of the most likable things I know of in any language. I translated it to cheer myself up a while ago, if anyone could use it. www.burninghou.se/p/whats-good
November 8, 2024 at 8:38 AM
these are fabulously joyful: do read them and cheer yourself up: "Hatless and barefoot under my parasol on a summer day, I watch a burly fellow working a well-pump and singing Suzhou folk songs. The water comes up in a sudden burst, like a spill of silver coins or a gust of snow"
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Marijuana use MAY lead to performing an improv scene :(
November 28, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Marijuana use MAY lead to performing an improv scene :(
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I’ve gotten back into ACNH in advance of the update and their turkey day thing is DEEPLY charming. Everyone is wearing matching straw hats and dancing around the table.
November 28, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I’ve gotten back into ACNH in advance of the update and their turkey day thing is DEEPLY charming. Everyone is wearing matching straw hats and dancing around the table.
My personal favorite dish this year was just these straight up baked sweet potatoes that you parbake in the microwave. I served them with cinnamon honey compound butter. It’s a tremendous method if you like sweet potatoes. www.americastestkitchen.com/recipes/9903...
Best Baked Sweet Potatoes | America's Test Kitchen
Unlock the secret to perfectly tender and richly flavored sweet potatoes every time with this foolproof recipe that’s sure to impress.
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November 28, 2025 at 1:21 AM
My personal favorite dish this year was just these straight up baked sweet potatoes that you parbake in the microwave. I served them with cinnamon honey compound butter. It’s a tremendous method if you like sweet potatoes. www.americastestkitchen.com/recipes/9903...
One of my boyfriend’s friends heard each of us separately tell a story about the water heater dying and said that she was struck by how complimentary each of us was about the other in our respective versions.
What is the best compliment you ever received? Putting aside whether or not you believed it.
November 27, 2025 at 5:39 PM
One of my boyfriend’s friends heard each of us separately tell a story about the water heater dying and said that she was struck by how complimentary each of us was about the other in our respective versions.
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Happy Thanksgiving! Look on my works, ye mighty... and DESPAIR!
November 27, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Happy Thanksgiving! Look on my works, ye mighty... and DESPAIR!
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My nephew: Are you a girl or a boy?
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
My nephew: Are you a girl or a boy?
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
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the Union should have hung every evil Confederate general and burned way more of the South and also how dare you associate me with New England Puritans
November 26, 2025 at 10:09 PM
the Union should have hung every evil Confederate general and burned way more of the South and also how dare you associate me with New England Puritans
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Do all dads text like they’re putting you on a PIP tomorrow or just mine?
November 27, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Do all dads text like they’re putting you on a PIP tomorrow or just mine?
Boyfriend, from corner: “Cerberus will let me pet him eventually. :(“
November 27, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Boyfriend, from corner: “Cerberus will let me pet him eventually. :(“
The crimped edges fell off but otherwise excited to eat this tomorrow.
November 26, 2025 at 11:46 PM
The crimped edges fell off but otherwise excited to eat this tomorrow.
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Boss, the FASCISM.
November 26, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Boss, the FASCISM.
Was not anticipating Max Miller going full “kill the rich” in this week’s video.
November 26, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Was not anticipating Max Miller going full “kill the rich” in this week’s video.
Naughty turkeys get the buttermilk sack.
November 25, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Naughty turkeys get the buttermilk sack.
I still think fondly about the guy who used to regularly show up to parties when I lived in New York with 200 chicken McNuggets.
November 25, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I still think fondly about the guy who used to regularly show up to parties when I lived in New York with 200 chicken McNuggets.
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i’m not crying you’re crying
xkcd: Fifteen Years
xkcd: Fifteen Years
Fifteen Years
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November 25, 2025 at 1:58 AM
i’m not crying you’re crying
xkcd: Fifteen Years
xkcd: Fifteen Years
Onion soup on Christmas Eve and often lasagna on Christmas but definitely a Christmas braid, a tradition that seems to have emerged from the ether.
it fascinates me how most everyone in the U.S. does turkey for Thanksgiving, but we are all over the map as to what we eat for Christmas (as is proper for a hugely diverse nation).
I come from a Christmas prime rib roast family, myself.
I come from a Christmas prime rib roast family, myself.
I also use the bacon method. Although turkey is Christmas dinner where I come from.
November 25, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Onion soup on Christmas Eve and often lasagna on Christmas but definitely a Christmas braid, a tradition that seems to have emerged from the ether.
I have never wanted anything as much as my cat wants to eat and then vomit up a leaf.
November 25, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I have never wanted anything as much as my cat wants to eat and then vomit up a leaf.
My old bike is thankfully not impacted by the clusterfuck rad battery situation, but someone on Reddit posted this aftermarket battery option and I'm really fascinated by it: infinite-battery.com/products/inf...
the batteries are such a weak spot for longevity on the bikes
the batteries are such a weak spot for longevity on the bikes
Infinite Battery
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November 24, 2025 at 11:14 PM
My old bike is thankfully not impacted by the clusterfuck rad battery situation, but someone on Reddit posted this aftermarket battery option and I'm really fascinated by it: infinite-battery.com/products/inf...
the batteries are such a weak spot for longevity on the bikes
the batteries are such a weak spot for longevity on the bikes
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this is a deeply unsettling fact to have learned at 1am
Additionally, hippos - despite being massive - have almost no fat on them. All of that impressive bulk is muscle.
2% body fat. Compare that to Elephants, which are around 8-10%, or rhinos, which are 10-20%.
The average human is around 20-40%, for reference.
They're *all* muscle.
2% body fat. Compare that to Elephants, which are around 8-10%, or rhinos, which are 10-20%.
The average human is around 20-40%, for reference.
They're *all* muscle.
November 20, 2025 at 5:55 AM
this is a deeply unsettling fact to have learned at 1am
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Extremely upset that a throw-away XKCD joke somehow became the organizing principle for the Internet.
November 20, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Extremely upset that a throw-away XKCD joke somehow became the organizing principle for the Internet.
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inshallah
Yes, and the rest of my beliefs can be summed up by:
Dog heaven real
Human heaven not real
Dog hell not real
Human hell real
Dog heaven real
Human heaven not real
Dog hell not real
Human hell real
November 19, 2025 at 7:06 AM
inshallah
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it is very funny that it feminizes you to admit that you are enjoying something because it's "good" so the entire industry had to collectively work out a secondary characteristic of beer to describe
November 15, 2025 at 5:18 PM
it is very funny that it feminizes you to admit that you are enjoying something because it's "good" so the entire industry had to collectively work out a secondary characteristic of beer to describe