Emerald0013 (Jesse) ⭐⭐🏆
@emerald0013.bsky.social
Cascadian Cryptid. Born in the shadow of Tahoma. #EBFG
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The Bay took over the highway during this morning's #KingTides in Marin.
December 4, 2025 at 10:25 PM
The Bay took over the highway during this morning's #KingTides in Marin.
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How much money did the US military make in 2025? None? They lost $900 billion dollars?
Why do people couch the USPS's cost as if they're a business? They're not. They're a service provided to the people.
And Amazon thinks they're going to expand delivery to handle last mile to everyone? OK, then.
Why do people couch the USPS's cost as if they're a business? They're not. They're a service provided to the people.
And Amazon thinks they're going to expand delivery to handle last mile to everyone? OK, then.
🚨SCOOP: Amazon is preparing to sever ties with USPS and expand its shipping network as a true coast-to-coast rival.
It could cost USPS more than *$6 billion* a year in lost revenue, and lead Amazon to dominate yet another facet of the economy.
USPS posted a *$9 billion* loss in 2025.
It could cost USPS more than *$6 billion* a year in lost revenue, and lead Amazon to dominate yet another facet of the economy.
USPS posted a *$9 billion* loss in 2025.
Amazon explores cutting ties with USPS, building its own delivery network
Amazon looks into expanding its nationwide delivery network and giving up its longstanding partnership with the U.S. Postal Service.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 4, 2025 at 7:38 PM
How much money did the US military make in 2025? None? They lost $900 billion dollars?
Why do people couch the USPS's cost as if they're a business? They're not. They're a service provided to the people.
And Amazon thinks they're going to expand delivery to handle last mile to everyone? OK, then.
Why do people couch the USPS's cost as if they're a business? They're not. They're a service provided to the people.
And Amazon thinks they're going to expand delivery to handle last mile to everyone? OK, then.
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OMG WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU ALL
December 4, 2025 at 7:15 PM
OMG WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU ALL
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Using food stamps to buy candy is way better than what most of our taxes are being used for.
https://thedevilspanties.com/archives/16862
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December 4, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Using food stamps to buy candy is way better than what most of our taxes are being used for.
https://thedevilspanties.com/archives/16862
Kickstarter exclusive cover! https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/jenniebreeden/devils-panties-volume-17
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Kickstarter exclusive cover! https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/jenniebreeden/devils-panties-volume-17
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Hey, language nerds. Nothing has names for edge cases like a linguist. What is it called when you "me Tarzan" language? Examples:
"Am blonde." = "I am a blonde."
"Am sleep." = "I am going to sleep."
"Was store." = "I was already at the store."
"Am blonde." = "I am a blonde."
"Am sleep." = "I am going to sleep."
"Was store." = "I was already at the store."
December 3, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Hey, language nerds. Nothing has names for edge cases like a linguist. What is it called when you "me Tarzan" language? Examples:
"Am blonde." = "I am a blonde."
"Am sleep." = "I am going to sleep."
"Was store." = "I was already at the store."
"Am blonde." = "I am a blonde."
"Am sleep." = "I am going to sleep."
"Was store." = "I was already at the store."
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HELLO, guess what, it’s a hoodie now!
Be a hater even in the wintertime 💚
Be a hater even in the wintertime 💚
December 1, 2025 at 11:30 PM
HELLO, guess what, it’s a hoodie now!
Be a hater even in the wintertime 💚
Be a hater even in the wintertime 💚
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Hey, can my deleted BlueSky post get re-posted?
December 3, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Hey, can my deleted BlueSky post get re-posted?
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Hi folks - we’re slowly catching up with rent thanks to your help, but we’re still very much in the hole, and we also need to get the power bill paid ASAP. Any help is massively appreciated. ❤️
PayPal.me/MaeGodHaveMercy
Cash.app/$MaeGodHaveMercy
Venmo.com/u/MaeGodHaveMercy
PayPal.me/MaeGodHaveMercy
Cash.app/$MaeGodHaveMercy
Venmo.com/u/MaeGodHaveMercy
Pay Real Life Comics using PayPal.Me
Go to paypal.me/maegodhavemercy and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.
PayPal.me
December 3, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Hi folks - we’re slowly catching up with rent thanks to your help, but we’re still very much in the hole, and we also need to get the power bill paid ASAP. Any help is massively appreciated. ❤️
PayPal.me/MaeGodHaveMercy
Cash.app/$MaeGodHaveMercy
Venmo.com/u/MaeGodHaveMercy
PayPal.me/MaeGodHaveMercy
Cash.app/$MaeGodHaveMercy
Venmo.com/u/MaeGodHaveMercy
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The most confusing part
December 2, 2025 at 5:04 PM
The most confusing part
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Dedham Priest pissing off all the right people by removing Jesus from the church's nativity scene and putting up an ICE WAS HERE sign in His place.
www.boston25news.com/news/local/i...
www.boston25news.com/news/local/i...
‘ICE was here’: Dedham church sparks outrage over nativity scene with political message
A Dedham church is causing controversy over another political statement in their Nativity scene this holiday season.
www.boston25news.com
December 2, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Dedham Priest pissing off all the right people by removing Jesus from the church's nativity scene and putting up an ICE WAS HERE sign in His place.
www.boston25news.com/news/local/i...
www.boston25news.com/news/local/i...
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Oh @rianjohnson.bsky.social played all innocent "I'm not doing a muppet thing with Knives Out" he knew HE KNEW
'Forks Out': A Benoit Blanc Sesame Street Mystery | Wake Up Dead Man | Netflix
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December 2, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Oh @rianjohnson.bsky.social played all innocent "I'm not doing a muppet thing with Knives Out" he knew HE KNEW
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The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"
December 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"
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Dying at the first time Swedish Chef sees Big Bird
December 25, 2024 at 5:45 PM
Dying at the first time Swedish Chef sees Big Bird
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Literally leaving Costco now complaining about the 300 dollar tab. Nevermind. No complaints. Get his ass.
Breaking: Costco is suing Donald Trump for his tariffs, declaring them illegal and demanding a “full refund” for raising prices nationwide.
December 2, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Literally leaving Costco now complaining about the 300 dollar tab. Nevermind. No complaints. Get his ass.
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My online shop's 25% off everything sale goes on until 12/5 - best prices of the year PLUS proceeds from NKNT line go to the ACLU likkitp.threadless.com/designs/nknt...
NKNT (cascadia) Men's T-Shirt | LikkitP
NKNT (cascadia) on Men's T-Shirt – We support human rights. This is a symbol of how we in this region support our fellow human beings.
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December 2, 2025 at 1:17 AM
My online shop's 25% off everything sale goes on until 12/5 - best prices of the year PLUS proceeds from NKNT line go to the ACLU likkitp.threadless.com/designs/nknt...
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I found it for $2.99 on Kobo.
Heads up: as noted by @shanembailey.com, Into the Drowning Deep by @seananmcguire.bsky.social is on US ebook sale for $3. As always happens when I see it on sale, I got 6 copies for random giveaway.
Into the Drowning Deep by @seananmcguire.bsky.social is on sale for $2.99 digitally. It's one of my favorite books. It makes Mermaids horrifyingly fascinating!
December 1, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I found it for $2.99 on Kobo.
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This fucking idiot.
(It's a broken toe-bone-thing from rolling off a shelf and NOT doing the one thing cats were specifically designed by God to do: LAND ON THEIR FEET. 11 hours at the emergency vet later, she is now blissed out on that sweet, sweet morphine. PS: PLZ BUY MY EBOOKS THIS MONTH MAYBE?)
(It's a broken toe-bone-thing from rolling off a shelf and NOT doing the one thing cats were specifically designed by God to do: LAND ON THEIR FEET. 11 hours at the emergency vet later, she is now blissed out on that sweet, sweet morphine. PS: PLZ BUY MY EBOOKS THIS MONTH MAYBE?)
December 1, 2025 at 7:43 PM
This fucking idiot.
(It's a broken toe-bone-thing from rolling off a shelf and NOT doing the one thing cats were specifically designed by God to do: LAND ON THEIR FEET. 11 hours at the emergency vet later, she is now blissed out on that sweet, sweet morphine. PS: PLZ BUY MY EBOOKS THIS MONTH MAYBE?)
(It's a broken toe-bone-thing from rolling off a shelf and NOT doing the one thing cats were specifically designed by God to do: LAND ON THEIR FEET. 11 hours at the emergency vet later, she is now blissed out on that sweet, sweet morphine. PS: PLZ BUY MY EBOOKS THIS MONTH MAYBE?)
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I named my fists Hercule and Poirot because they’re about to be covered in someone’s little grey cells.
…also because I prefer to sit in an armchair and let my burly sidekick actually do the physical work.
…also because I prefer to sit in an armchair and let my burly sidekick actually do the physical work.
I named my fists Pride and Prejudice, because it is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of two fists must be in want of whupping ass
I named my fists Common and Sense because I'm about to bring the Paine
December 1, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I named my fists Hercule and Poirot because they’re about to be covered in someone’s little grey cells.
…also because I prefer to sit in an armchair and let my burly sidekick actually do the physical work.
…also because I prefer to sit in an armchair and let my burly sidekick actually do the physical work.
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December 1, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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oh dear chulhu the nineties were 35 years ago
/me: crumbles to dust
/me: crumbles to dust
December 1, 2025 at 12:50 PM
oh dear chulhu the nineties were 35 years ago
/me: crumbles to dust
/me: crumbles to dust
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I’ve played a lot of simcity but I didn’t know you could go pro
November 27, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I’ve played a lot of simcity but I didn’t know you could go pro
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NYC’s density really working against ICE today, much easier for a ton of people to swarm and shut them down once they realized what was going on
great fucking work everyone
great fucking work everyone
Confirmed: Earlier this morning a photog overheard agents inside the parking garage say “dismissed,” believed to be calling off their planned mass raid.
A source tells me they had planned for *hundreds* of agents to flood Canal St. They got flooded instead.
A source tells me they had planned for *hundreds* of agents to flood Canal St. They got flooded instead.
November 29, 2025 at 6:38 PM
NYC’s density really working against ICE today, much easier for a ton of people to swarm and shut them down once they realized what was going on
great fucking work everyone
great fucking work everyone
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“Evacuate? In our moment of triumph?
This never gets old at IKEA…
This never gets old at IKEA…
November 28, 2025 at 7:07 PM
“Evacuate? In our moment of triumph?
This never gets old at IKEA…
This never gets old at IKEA…