Dean 🇨🇦🏳️🌈
@eponymous.bsky.social
Mostly kinda curmudgeonly but with a gooey centre. Queer and trans rights are human rights. Toronto.
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Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic https://theonion.com/oprah-pursues-dr-phil-on-ship-through-arctic/
December 8, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic https://theonion.com/oprah-pursues-dr-phil-on-ship-through-arctic/
Here's what getting older is like: Lewis Black goes from 'you seem like an angry old man' to 'hell
yeah brother, speak it'
yeah brother, speak it'
December 2, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Here's what getting older is like: Lewis Black goes from 'you seem like an angry old man' to 'hell
yeah brother, speak it'
yeah brother, speak it'
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I prefer the singular possessive, "Oh, for fuck's sake." It just sounds more professional.
November 7, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I prefer the singular possessive, "Oh, for fuck's sake." It just sounds more professional.
The recurring Vought News Network claim in Gen V that superheroes are 'the most persecuted minority' is chef's kiss
September 27, 2025 at 4:58 PM
The recurring Vought News Network claim in Gen V that superheroes are 'the most persecuted minority' is chef's kiss
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Trans rights are not the rights of a tiny minority, trans rights are everyone’s rights to self-determination, control of our bodies, and a society where opportunity and aesthetics are not restricted by sex assigned at birth
You should support and defend trans people because trans people are people
You should support and defend trans people because trans people are people
September 17, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Trans rights are not the rights of a tiny minority, trans rights are everyone’s rights to self-determination, control of our bodies, and a society where opportunity and aesthetics are not restricted by sex assigned at birth
You should support and defend trans people because trans people are people
You should support and defend trans people because trans people are people
The #Foundation Mule "twist" had me thinking of this
September 12, 2025 at 11:34 PM
The #Foundation Mule "twist" had me thinking of this
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I will continue to use my em dashes, thank you very much.
I’ve been using them for years—and I love them.
I’ve been using them for years—and I love them.
"The next time you read something and think, 'AI wrote this—it has a lot of em dashes,' ask yourself: Is it AI? Or is it just a poet trying to give you vertigo in four lines or fewer?"
The Em Dash Responds to the AI Allegations
“In recent months, a curious fixation has emerged in corners of academia: the em dash. More specifically, the apparent moral panic around how it is...
buff.ly
August 25, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I will continue to use my em dashes, thank you very much.
I’ve been using them for years—and I love them.
I’ve been using them for years—and I love them.
I've never not finished a Star Trek episode before. This #StrangeNewWorlds entry was just plain awful
'Star Trek: Strange New Worlds' Did a Documentary Episode That Should've Been Killed in the Edit
'What Is Starfleet?' certainly asks that question, but more importantly, it asks another: what if we did an entire episode from the perspective of someone who is extremely bad at their job?
gizmodo.com
August 23, 2025 at 5:09 AM
I've never not finished a Star Trek episode before. This #StrangeNewWorlds entry was just plain awful
Lawlessness is always their excuse. Securing full military control of the capital is always their goal.
August 11, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Lawlessness is always their excuse. Securing full military control of the capital is always their goal.
Do you want MORE useless AI search results so badly you'll pay for it?? Brother have we got a deal for you
The Browser Company launches a $20 monthly subscription for its AI-powered browser
The Browser Company launches a $20 monthly subscription for its AI-powered browser | TechCrunch
The Browser Company has its first paid plan in form of $20 per month Dia Pro.
techcrunch.com
August 7, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Do you want MORE useless AI search results so badly you'll pay for it?? Brother have we got a deal for you
Brother Dusk's gonna pull a Logan's Run #Foundation
July 20, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Brother Dusk's gonna pull a Logan's Run #Foundation
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darth vader: (arm extended dramatically) join the dark side
way too many people, way too willingly: ok
darth vader: (quickly withdrawing arm) jesus christ
way too many people, way too willingly: ok
darth vader: (quickly withdrawing arm) jesus christ
July 12, 2025 at 12:49 PM
darth vader: (arm extended dramatically) join the dark side
way too many people, way too willingly: ok
darth vader: (quickly withdrawing arm) jesus christ
way too many people, way too willingly: ok
darth vader: (quickly withdrawing arm) jesus christ
jesus christ
Don’t pour that pickle juice down the drain. It’s a cocktail darling
Don’t pour that pickle juice down the drain. It’s a cocktail darling
If you have a cocktail scene in your neck of the woods (and it’s safe to say that I do in NYC), you might have noticed the words 'pickle juice' appearing more often on drink menus.
www.ctvnews.ca
June 30, 2025 at 4:15 PM
jesus christ
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Computers used to scream every time they connected to the Internet. They knew. They tried to warn us. We did not listen.
June 22, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Computers used to scream every time they connected to the Internet. They knew. They tried to warn us. We did not listen.
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King Charles' recent visit to Canada:
May 28, 2025 at 11:39 PM
King Charles' recent visit to Canada:
The Pope forgot to thank the studio head
May 8, 2025 at 5:42 PM
The Pope forgot to thank the studio head
If you're not already boycotting U.S. products out of patriotism, then consider the dismantling of their health and safety oversight. Everything America produces is literally becoming unsafe.
February 16, 2025 at 10:51 PM
If you're not already boycotting U.S. products out of patriotism, then consider the dismantling of their health and safety oversight. Everything America produces is literally becoming unsafe.
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Why do I think I might be mentioned in this book? ;)
February 16, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Why do I think I might be mentioned in this book? ;)
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hey quick question does Goliath win in that story
February 2, 2025 at 6:06 PM
hey quick question does Goliath win in that story
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This is not a trade dispute. It's a declaration of war on Canada with the weapon being 25 per cent tariffs that will devastate our economy and standard of living.
This is not the behaviour of a friend, a partner or ally.
The United States is none of these right now.
This is not the behaviour of a friend, a partner or ally.
The United States is none of these right now.
February 2, 2025 at 12:22 AM
This is not a trade dispute. It's a declaration of war on Canada with the weapon being 25 per cent tariffs that will devastate our economy and standard of living.
This is not the behaviour of a friend, a partner or ally.
The United States is none of these right now.
This is not the behaviour of a friend, a partner or ally.
The United States is none of these right now.
"Tariffs will continue until Canada stops fentanyl trafficking"
mattingly for the last time get rid of those sideburns!
Alt: A Simpson's gif with Mr. Burns saying mattingly for the last time get rid of those sideburns!
media.tenor.com
February 1, 2025 at 8:10 PM
"Tariffs will continue until Canada stops fentanyl trafficking"
Yup, trying to destroy the economy of your biggest customer is absolutely what a good businessman would do
February 1, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Yup, trying to destroy the economy of your biggest customer is absolutely what a good businessman would do
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Don't call it a "detention camp" at Guantanamo.
It's a CONCENTRATION CAMP.
It's a CONCENTRATION CAMP.
January 30, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Don't call it a "detention camp" at Guantanamo.
It's a CONCENTRATION CAMP.
It's a CONCENTRATION CAMP.