Beau
@everyonesbeau.bsky.social
Rat preparing to flee the multiple sinking ships I currently take passge on. It/its, over 18.
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"blowjob brothers" functions as an available english translation that communicates all the information necessary to understand what a "manzai duo" is
December 16, 2025 at 8:16 PM
"blowjob brothers" functions as an available english translation that communicates all the information necessary to understand what a "manzai duo" is
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May 18, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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"so there's a divine form of truth that can't be grasped..."
"oh, like the truth that can be felt?"
"yeah, but this one is the shape of the vessel's emptiness rather than the water within."
"wait, but that's sick, because you can find meaning in stillness and silence."
"exactly."
"oh, like the truth that can be felt?"
"yeah, but this one is the shape of the vessel's emptiness rather than the water within."
"wait, but that's sick, because you can find meaning in stillness and silence."
"exactly."
April 29, 2025 at 10:28 PM
"so there's a divine form of truth that can't be grasped..."
"oh, like the truth that can be felt?"
"yeah, but this one is the shape of the vessel's emptiness rather than the water within."
"wait, but that's sick, because you can find meaning in stillness and silence."
"exactly."
"oh, like the truth that can be felt?"
"yeah, but this one is the shape of the vessel's emptiness rather than the water within."
"wait, but that's sick, because you can find meaning in stillness and silence."
"exactly."
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i love having sex with my boyfriend... in the house we got with a sub prime mortgage !!!
January 31, 2025 at 8:01 AM
i love having sex with my boyfriend... in the house we got with a sub prime mortgage !!!
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samus's newfound powers are capable of anything
December 4, 2025 at 8:38 PM
samus's newfound powers are capable of anything
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My father's final message
December 3, 2025 at 9:23 AM
My father's final message
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i wont lie your highness you look deposable as fuck right now
December 3, 2025 at 3:36 PM
i wont lie your highness you look deposable as fuck right now
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warner brothers trickster figures explained
November 8, 2025 at 3:23 AM
warner brothers trickster figures explained
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USS NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
You are the bridge crew of a starship whose universal translator is malfunctioning.
CREW CREATION
Choose your crew member's name, rank, and specialty.
Choose a song which represents your crew member's personality, and save or print its lyrics for later use. [1/4]
You are the bridge crew of a starship whose universal translator is malfunctioning.
CREW CREATION
Choose your crew member's name, rank, and specialty.
Choose a song which represents your crew member's personality, and save or print its lyrics for later use. [1/4]
December 1, 2025 at 12:12 AM
USS NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
You are the bridge crew of a starship whose universal translator is malfunctioning.
CREW CREATION
Choose your crew member's name, rank, and specialty.
Choose a song which represents your crew member's personality, and save or print its lyrics for later use. [1/4]
You are the bridge crew of a starship whose universal translator is malfunctioning.
CREW CREATION
Choose your crew member's name, rank, and specialty.
Choose a song which represents your crew member's personality, and save or print its lyrics for later use. [1/4]
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I don't think ceding the ground of "anyone who was curious about technology or understands it is a genAI supporter " is a good idea, first because that's literally a sales pitch, and second because there's something extremely damning in "why did people otherwise interested in procgen lose interest"
November 18, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I don't think ceding the ground of "anyone who was curious about technology or understands it is a genAI supporter " is a good idea, first because that's literally a sales pitch, and second because there's something extremely damning in "why did people otherwise interested in procgen lose interest"
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driving my beat-to-fuck steam locomotor to work at the coal factory just watched some dandy gentleman turn on his fantabulous flying contraption and immediately full-palm slap the wrong brass tube removing all. mm. no. most of the skin
November 18, 2025 at 9:21 PM
driving my beat-to-fuck steam locomotor to work at the coal factory just watched some dandy gentleman turn on his fantabulous flying contraption and immediately full-palm slap the wrong brass tube removing all. mm. no. most of the skin
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November means cooking, and the chef girl is on my mind again
November 3, 2025 at 9:38 PM
November means cooking, and the chef girl is on my mind again
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Okay because I'm touhou posting, I'm remembering this great Marisa line
November 3, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Okay because I'm touhou posting, I'm remembering this great Marisa line
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Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
November 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
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if you dont like the insane and bigoted mods on bsky dont worry you can go to mastodon and choose between one of infinity billion sets of insane and bigoted mods with more free time on their hands #dencentralization
October 4, 2025 at 7:26 PM
if you dont like the insane and bigoted mods on bsky dont worry you can go to mastodon and choose between one of infinity billion sets of insane and bigoted mods with more free time on their hands #dencentralization
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i don't understand why they're called the toronto blue jays and not the toronto baseballs. i'll never understand it. same with the dodgers, they should be called the baseballs too. more people should be like me and speak out when they see that something is wrong
October 29, 2025 at 2:45 AM
i don't understand why they're called the toronto blue jays and not the toronto baseballs. i'll never understand it. same with the dodgers, they should be called the baseballs too. more people should be like me and speak out when they see that something is wrong
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See, the trick is that "the GM exists for the players' amusement, whose job is to ruin their plans for fun" and "the GM rules like a king, and the players exist to be their playthings" is that these SEEM like opposite maladaptive approaches to play, but they both result in the GM doing all the work.
October 29, 2025 at 3:33 AM
See, the trick is that "the GM exists for the players' amusement, whose job is to ruin their plans for fun" and "the GM rules like a king, and the players exist to be their playthings" is that these SEEM like opposite maladaptive approaches to play, but they both result in the GM doing all the work.
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much fairly said about the japanese elric designs, but have you seen the french one with the eyeshadow
October 29, 2025 at 4:01 AM
much fairly said about the japanese elric designs, but have you seen the french one with the eyeshadow
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No correct aspect ratio upload to be found on YouTube, and I could be more rigorous about my editing, but I genuinely think this is some of the funniest 106 seconds in comedy history, and definitely in my top five Simpsons jokes.
October 23, 2025 at 5:15 AM
No correct aspect ratio upload to be found on YouTube, and I could be more rigorous about my editing, but I genuinely think this is some of the funniest 106 seconds in comedy history, and definitely in my top five Simpsons jokes.
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T minus 11. An #ApocalypseWorldBurnedOver thread. In case you were wondering what we're cooking up in #AW3rd edition.
October 23, 2025 at 1:36 PM
T minus 11. An #ApocalypseWorldBurnedOver thread. In case you were wondering what we're cooking up in #AW3rd edition.