satan's favorite little imp
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mentally ill neet
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reskeet spam+vent account (there is no alt)
[she/her] 🏳️⚧️ ~30 {🔞MDNI }
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tapping the sign
December 29, 2025 at 1:59 PM
tapping the sign
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coffee isn’t enough i need to be jiggled about by one of those old timey weight loss machines
December 29, 2025 at 1:36 PM
coffee isn’t enough i need to be jiggled about by one of those old timey weight loss machines
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I know not everyone is into sports but I am glad that when I see ten posts in a row on here going FUCK!!!!! it’s not always about something legitimately horrible happening in the world
December 29, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I know not everyone is into sports but I am glad that when I see ten posts in a row on here going FUCK!!!!! it’s not always about something legitimately horrible happening in the world
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This has been a great year for people who love being angry
December 29, 2025 at 2:15 PM
This has been a great year for people who love being angry
me, seeing the shittiest art ever online: this is amazing. i love this. this comforts and inspires me.
me, thinking about sharing art: I dunno... 😕 this doesn't look very good...
me, thinking about sharing art: I dunno... 😕 this doesn't look very good...
December 29, 2025 at 1:04 PM
me, seeing the shittiest art ever online: this is amazing. i love this. this comforts and inspires me.
me, thinking about sharing art: I dunno... 😕 this doesn't look very good...
me, thinking about sharing art: I dunno... 😕 this doesn't look very good...
hypersexuality moment. i need the antidepressant that kills your libido forever
December 29, 2025 at 12:37 PM
hypersexuality moment. i need the antidepressant that kills your libido forever
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Actually, I do not want to see the movie where a monkey with rabies attacks a family. But I appreciate you thinking of me.
December 28, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Actually, I do not want to see the movie where a monkey with rabies attacks a family. But I appreciate you thinking of me.
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"Attention hacking" makes it sound like they are winning the game rather than rigging it - Republicans bought up and control the biggest platforms and audiences. There are machines that literally determine what stories people see and conservatives own the machines.
I feel like "attention hacking" is most of politics now. The Minnesota aid fraud story is becoming a perfect example.
Recap: In 2022, the Biden DOJ filed the first charges against dozens of fraudsters, many of them Somali-American, who'd fleeced a state food aid program. (1/x)
Recap: In 2022, the Biden DOJ filed the first charges against dozens of fraudsters, many of them Somali-American, who'd fleeced a state food aid program. (1/x)
December 29, 2025 at 3:49 AM
"Attention hacking" makes it sound like they are winning the game rather than rigging it - Republicans bought up and control the biggest platforms and audiences. There are machines that literally determine what stories people see and conservatives own the machines.
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Pronouncing star anise “star anus” and ruining what is left of the holiday spirit
December 28, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Pronouncing star anise “star anus” and ruining what is left of the holiday spirit
I'm still learning lessons such as "if you eat a giant dense meal straight from the fridge, you'll feel too cold even under a blanket"
December 29, 2025 at 11:09 AM
I'm still learning lessons such as "if you eat a giant dense meal straight from the fridge, you'll feel too cold even under a blanket"
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Mass Effect style dialogue wheel except the only dialogue options ever offered are "No, yeah, for sure." and "Damn, that's crazy"
December 28, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Mass Effect style dialogue wheel except the only dialogue options ever offered are "No, yeah, for sure." and "Damn, that's crazy"
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in your 20s, you'll come across someone who's wrong online. it's very important than you spend the next 40 years of your life learning and arguing about this topic online long after they've moved on, built a career, and raised a family.
December 29, 2025 at 12:36 AM
in your 20s, you'll come across someone who's wrong online. it's very important than you spend the next 40 years of your life learning and arguing about this topic online long after they've moved on, built a career, and raised a family.
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bringing this back again
December 29, 2025 at 2:12 AM
bringing this back again
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Logging onto this app is like logging into a parallel universe, the universe where everyone reads the news
December 28, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Logging onto this app is like logging into a parallel universe, the universe where everyone reads the news
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It's inefficient to get out of bed in the morning only to get back in the same bed at night. Stay in bed all day to avoid this
December 28, 2025 at 2:39 PM
It's inefficient to get out of bed in the morning only to get back in the same bed at night. Stay in bed all day to avoid this
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passed a billboard that said “shackled with lust? Jesus will set you free” leaving me with new questions about the services offered by Jesus
December 28, 2025 at 4:40 PM
passed a billboard that said “shackled with lust? Jesus will set you free” leaving me with new questions about the services offered by Jesus
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We had congressional hearings when parents just suspected heavy metal was leading some kids to suicide.
i don’t see how any of the benefits of chatgpt and other consumer-facing LLMs can possibly outweigh their incredible ability to induce suicides
Adam Raine’s life hurtled toward tragedy soon after he began talking with ChatGPT about homework. Analysis of his ChatGPT account shows how the chatbot became a confidant as he planned to end his life.
December 28, 2025 at 5:33 PM
We had congressional hearings when parents just suspected heavy metal was leading some kids to suicide.
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I might be the Too Woke Friend here but as someone who has done chaplain care with people who have things stuck in their butts in the emergency dept I don't actually think it should be a journalism thing.
It's really traumatizing for people! And it shouldn't be traumatizing to make a sex mistake!
It's really traumatizing for people! And it shouldn't be traumatizing to make a sex mistake!
December 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I might be the Too Woke Friend here but as someone who has done chaplain care with people who have things stuck in their butts in the emergency dept I don't actually think it should be a journalism thing.
It's really traumatizing for people! And it shouldn't be traumatizing to make a sex mistake!
It's really traumatizing for people! And it shouldn't be traumatizing to make a sex mistake!
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ME: chef, i have fried the beans
CHEF: WRONG. FRY THEM AGAIN.
CHEF: WRONG. FRY THEM AGAIN.
November 24, 2025 at 11:36 PM
ME: chef, i have fried the beans
CHEF: WRONG. FRY THEM AGAIN.
CHEF: WRONG. FRY THEM AGAIN.
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after two decades of complete emotional numbness I think I just have to accept being someone who cries way too easily while I recalibrate myself
December 28, 2025 at 5:38 PM
after two decades of complete emotional numbness I think I just have to accept being someone who cries way too easily while I recalibrate myself
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english degree: good luck getting a job, buddy! AI can replace you
coding degree: good luck getting a job, buddy! AI can replace you
film degree: your deep knowledge of behind the scenes stories from Who Framed Roger Rabbit will delight and entertain coworkers in any field for decades to come
coding degree: good luck getting a job, buddy! AI can replace you
film degree: your deep knowledge of behind the scenes stories from Who Framed Roger Rabbit will delight and entertain coworkers in any field for decades to come
December 28, 2025 at 4:57 PM
english degree: good luck getting a job, buddy! AI can replace you
coding degree: good luck getting a job, buddy! AI can replace you
film degree: your deep knowledge of behind the scenes stories from Who Framed Roger Rabbit will delight and entertain coworkers in any field for decades to come
coding degree: good luck getting a job, buddy! AI can replace you
film degree: your deep knowledge of behind the scenes stories from Who Framed Roger Rabbit will delight and entertain coworkers in any field for decades to come
kasane teto
December 28, 2025 at 5:35 PM
kasane teto
"Hahahah, yeah! So as I was saying, she went and- uh, dude, are alright? Are you crying?"
"Yeah, sorry, I just imagined a little robot that keeps going despite not knowing why. Please, continue."
"Yeah, sorry, I just imagined a little robot that keeps going despite not knowing why. Please, continue."
December 28, 2025 at 5:28 PM
"Hahahah, yeah! So as I was saying, she went and- uh, dude, are alright? Are you crying?"
"Yeah, sorry, I just imagined a little robot that keeps going despite not knowing why. Please, continue."
"Yeah, sorry, I just imagined a little robot that keeps going despite not knowing why. Please, continue."
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