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georgetakei.bsky.social
MAGA math.
A tweet from “Sibylle @AHaschi” reads: “So let me get this straight… The 30-year-old ‘Young Republicans’ being openly racist on group chats are kids, but the 13-year-olds in those files were suddenly ‘young women’?”
November 18, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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abyssalbrews.com
Hypnoyo

We promise this item won't make your players feel very sleepy when you give it to them. It's our latest #DnD magic item ready for your campaigns.

If you like our work and want to see more of it, drop a follow. We always appreciate it!
Hypnoyo Wondrous Item, Rare This trinket appears to be one of the oldest and most beloved children’s toys, the yo-yo. With a swirling red and white striped pattern on the sides, gazing at this particular toy for too long makes your eyes feel heavy and your breathing grows shallow. The axle of this toy is remarkably well greased allowing it to hold its spin much longer than more common variants and the string itself is composed of a tightly hand-wrapped threading that speaks to extreme care being taken in its craft. Breakaway. Once per round while you hold this yo-yo in one hand, you can use a bonus action to perform a quick maneuver to distract someone within 5 feet of you. The target must succeed on a DC 17 Wisdom saving throw or suffer a -1 penalty to AC against your next melee weapon attack. Brain Twister. Twice per day while holding this yo-yo in one hand, you can use an action to perform a dizzying display of twisting tricks that can confound a creature within 5 feet of you. The target must succeed on a DC 17 Intelligence saving throw to keep up with the tricks or become charmed for 1 minute. While charmed in this way, the creature is incapacitated and has a speed of 0. The spell ends for an affected creature if it takes any damage or if someone else uses an action to shake the creature out of its stupor. Uses of this ability reset daily at dawn.
November 18, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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abyssalbrews.com
Yeah look, it's a super soaker for #Pathfinder2E

... I just wanted to make it so we did. If you like offbeat items with individual (human made) illustrations, follow us 🥰
Diredouser ITEM 6 Magical, Water Price 240 gp Usage held in 2 hands; Bulk 1 This odd mechanism is composed of two large tanks attached to a series of pipes and fittings that run to a contraption made to be carried with a spraying nozzle on the front. It has leather straps mounted to the tanks to allow it to be worn on a creature’s back. The tanks become charged when submersed completely in water. A Diredouser can hold up to 3 charges. Activate [1] manipulate; Frequency once per hour; Requirements The tanks are charged; Effect You expend one charge in the tank, and you choose one of the following effects. Boost! Stride twice. Drench! You target a creature within 30 feet of you that you can see and attempt to drench them. They must attempt a DC 20 Reflex save, gaining weakness 5 to electricity on a failure. This also extinguishes non-magical fire on a failure. Blast! You target a creature within 30 feet of you that you can see and blast them with a burst of water. You attempt to Shove the creature from range gaining a +2 item bonus to your Athletics check.
November 14, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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mrsbettybowers.bsky.social
According to Fox News, if you are a racist Young Republican you are still a "kid" when you are 34, but if you are an Epstein victim, you are an adult when you're 15.
November 15, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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abyssalbrews.com
Rock Candy hehe... #Art
November 13, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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sbworkersunited.org
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.

Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Don't Buy Starbucks! At any location, today and beyond, while workers are on ULP strike!
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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wbrianlane.bsky.social
Y'all I cannot emphasize enough that Florida is not your only problem.
drdind.bsky.social DrDinD.bsky.social @drdind.bsky.social · Nov 13
🧵An Indiana University Lecturer in Social work was removed from her class on diversity for suggesting that "Make America Great Again" was on the spectrum of white supremacy. A student complained to Trump ally, Sen Jim Banks who contacted the dean who removed the lecturer.

Academic freedom? Ha.
Indiana Professor Removed From Class Over White Supremacy Lesson
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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shecky.bsky.social
Saruman telling Gandalf, "Your love of the halfling's leaf has clearly slowed your mind." Response post: "never forget when saruman literally told gandalf 'you've been smoking too much weed bro'" Counter-response: "You're smoking too much weed," says the guy who got addicted to manosphere podcasts on his orb and started a fascist militia with a side hobby of deliberate environmental destruction. Started cutting down trees to own the woke elves.
November 13, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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stefari.bsky.social
Shop small!
November 8, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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philnobilejr.bsky.social
Good morning! AI is being force-fed to you by a handful of billionaires who will lose a bunch of money if they fail to convince you that you need it. You do not need it 🫶
November 6, 2025 at 11:55 AM
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apachesmash.bsky.social
I’m not saying this is a bad idea but

*points at enormous list of flops that did exactly this*
November 7, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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abyssalbrews.com
Try not to get caught in it.

We make things for you to terrorize your players with sometimes. This is perhaps one of the scariest things we've ever made for #Pathfinder2E. Get all of our creations over on the Patreon! patreon.com/abyssalbrews
Doomscroll ITEM 7 Consumable, Curse, Magical, Missive Price 60 gp Usage held in 1 hand Activate [2] (concentrate, manipulate) This odd stone tablet contains a magicked scroll that wraps around two rolls allowing it to seemingly continue to be rolled forever. The tablet itself is unremarkable, but the soft and alluring blue glow it produces seems to draw viewers towards it, inviting them to take it into their hands and see what it has to say. It occasionally softly buzzes and emits a bell-like sound if left alone for a period of time, attempting to make itself noticed to anyone around. Composing the missive requires you to write vapid, but inflammatory snippets of text that stoke fear, laughter, and anxiety in a dizzying array of half-truths. The activating creature must succeed on a DC 24 Will save or become obsessed with the words on the tablet for 1 hour, taking a -1 status penalty to Arcana, Diplomacy, Religion, and Society checks. During this time, if they attempt to have an involved conversation or argument with another creature, they become stupefied 1 for the rest of the duration of the effects of this missive. When they recover from this stupefied condition, the missive's effects end. You choose when composing the missive whether it remains as a non-magical tablet or burns to ash after imparting its magic.
November 3, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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warframe.com
Our next special guest steps into the spotlight!

@benstarr.bsky.social will also be joining us for our upcoming livestream of #Starfinder x #Warframe: Operation Orias, playing as Arthur! Come watch the adventure unfold on October 30 at 12:30 p.m. ET at twitch.tv/warframe!
October 28, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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We're excited to reveal one of the special guests for our upcoming livestream of #Starfinder x #Warframe: Operation Orias!

@ameliatyler.bsky.social will be joining us, playing as Eleanor! Hang with the Community team on October 30 at 12:30 p.m. ET at twitch.tv/warframe!
October 27, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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phillewis.bsky.social
Sharing for awareness: For those able and willing to help, the Embassy of Jamaica in DC is coordinating disaster relief in the U.S.

They have asked folks to reach out to them at [email protected] to coordinate support.

The government has info on donations supportjamaica.gov.jm
Support Jamaica
supportjamaica.gov.jm
October 28, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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abyssalbrews.com
Slimer's Slurp

When shaken, this bottle makes a really offputting shlorping sound. I just thought you might like to know that. It's our latest #Pathfinder2E item ready to terrorize your party during this most spooky of months!
Slimer’s Slurp ITEM 5 Uncommon, Consumable, Potion Price 29 gp Usage held in 1 hand; Bulk L Activate [1] manipulate A radiant green liquid fills this common glass vial. When observed, the liquid itself seems to be in a constant state of clawing motion as it tries to seep out of any small space between the vial and the hearty stopper that has been used to plug the top. The smell of it is strangely sweet with a hint of citrus that hangs in the nostrils. The taste when consumed is slightly bitter, but overwhelmingly saccharine, leaving a hanging sour taste afterwards. When you consume this potion, for the next 10 minutes your flesh, bones, and muscles become jelly-like and holding your normal form becomes difficult. You take a -5 foot penalty to your base movement speed. During this time, your body becomes extremely viscous and deformable allowing you to attempt to Squeeze through any gap that is no smaller than 1 inch. Additionally, you gain a +1 item bonus to your Acrobatics check when you attempt to Squeeze.
October 28, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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owenkcstephens.bsky.social
Today I'm 55 years old. My father died when he was 54, killed by his addiction, and I thought I'd die before my 55th year as well. Cancer tried, but I'm still here. For my birthday, I'd appreciate you sharing this GoFundMe with friends or on social media.
www.gofundme.com/f/help-owen-...
October 28, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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if you see this post, your actions are:
- if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this
- if you don't have a spare buck, just repost

your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive
joshuaholland.bsky.social Joshua Holland @joshuaholland.bsky.social · Dec 25
I’ve never donated to Wikipedia before but I set up a small monthly donation as a fuck you to the world’s richest psychopath.
Elon Musk takes aim at Wikipedia
Musk has denounced Wikipedia as "Wokepedia" on X and urged people not to donate to the platform.
www.newsweek.com
December 26, 2024 at 12:03 PM
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wbrianlane.bsky.social
Whenever Jim Henson would go on these talk shows, he had to remind the boom operators to point the mic at him, not the Muppet.
kenplume.bsky.social Ken Plume @kenplume.bsky.social · Oct 25
This is the very first appearance of Dr. Teeth, on March 18, 1975, promoting the upcoming MUPPET SHOW: SEX & VIOLENCE special. It’s remarkable to see how comfortable Jim Henson was both performing & improvising this brand new character, & just how fully-formed he already was...
October 26, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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etvpod.bsky.social
Apparently some folks are playing real dumb about skull symbols so let’s play a little game I like to call “Nazi skull or not a Nazi skull”

First up, the Jolly Roger. This is a pirate skull, not a Nazi skull. It means you might get robbed, but prolly not genocided.

With me so far? 1/x
The Jolly Roger flag
October 22, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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starfinderfacts2e.bsky.social
Don't fly like a prick in crowded station traffic, most starships have some kind of weaponry and you never know who is behind the controls of the ship you just cut off
October 26, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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stefapie.bsky.social
Free will rules
A small pumpkin entirely covered in googly eyes (but just the front actually, I'm running out of googlies, but i can get more tomorrow and finish up before the contest deadline on Saturday)
October 24, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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timprice.bsky.social
A moth got into the shelter tonight and it was the event of the season.
Two cats sitting on top of cages and looking at the ceiling Two cars on the floor staring up at the ceiling Two young kittens in a cage taking notice A cat standing on her hind legs to reach for a moth
October 24, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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whatdoyoudopods.bsky.social
Hell yeah let’s goooooo!
Starfinder x Warframe: Operation Orias Paizo Inc. "Wake up, Tenno. Wake up." STARFINDER This collaboration adventure between Digital Extremes and Paizo puts players in the skin of iconic Warframe characters. Play as one of four unique protoframes WARFRAME Operation: Orlas in this standalone Starfinder Second Edition Preorder Print Edition Unavailable adventure—the Lotus PDF available Oct 30: $8.99 needs you to rescue a List This Product. spy from a Corpus research facility teeming with loyal crewmen and MOAs, escaped Infested experiments, and Grineer saboteurs! This PDF includes an adventure designed for 4-6 hours of play, four premade characters, a primer for Warframe's setting, and advice for customizing your game. Operation Orias takes place in Warframe's Origin System featuring characters, enemies, and equipment from the video game, adapted to the tabletop format using the Starfinder Second Edition rules engine. If you've ever wanted to play Warframe as a tabletop RPG, now's your chance!
October 21, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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florilegia.bsky.social
I saved this over two years ago and it still reduces me to helpless laughter
Lauren @laurencrillyy him: you better not show up like nathan lane after a performance of angels in america in 2018 me: Nathan Lane Lane after a performance of Angels in America in 2018 It’s hard to describe exactly how Nathan Lane looks in the photo, but the closest I can get is “sassy tortoise”
October 19, 2025 at 11:24 PM