Jake The Human
@fakeninja.bsky.social
Faff about and find out (He/him)
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Pay close attention to who is saying that 14 year-olds *can* consent to sex with trump and other damp billionaires but *can’t* consent to gender affirming care provided in close and collaborative partnership with their doctor.
December 27, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Pay close attention to who is saying that 14 year-olds *can* consent to sex with trump and other damp billionaires but *can’t* consent to gender affirming care provided in close and collaborative partnership with their doctor.
Anyway, it doesn’t seem like the current president received the Visit from Three Spirits I have been requesting from the powers that be every Christmas for the past decade.
But this is the first year that I know *for sure* that the role of Jacob Marley will be played by Jeffrey Epstein.
But this is the first year that I know *for sure* that the role of Jacob Marley will be played by Jeffrey Epstein.
December 26, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Anyway, it doesn’t seem like the current president received the Visit from Three Spirits I have been requesting from the powers that be every Christmas for the past decade.
But this is the first year that I know *for sure* that the role of Jacob Marley will be played by Jeffrey Epstein.
But this is the first year that I know *for sure* that the role of Jacob Marley will be played by Jeffrey Epstein.
An unintended consequence of the “we mostly shop online now” version of childhood that my kiddos are getting is that they have a lot of “talking” toys that say ABSOLUTELY WILD STUFF that was clearly written by someone who didn’t consult with an expert on US culture re: what toys should say.
December 25, 2025 at 11:51 PM
An unintended consequence of the “we mostly shop online now” version of childhood that my kiddos are getting is that they have a lot of “talking” toys that say ABSOLUTELY WILD STUFF that was clearly written by someone who didn’t consult with an expert on US culture re: what toys should say.
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Time to get up to some nighttime mischief! Designed by @1000deaddraculas.bsky.social and back again as part of Yetee Greatest Hits! Now available on Comfort Colors #dailytees theyetee.com
December 23, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Time to get up to some nighttime mischief! Designed by @1000deaddraculas.bsky.social and back again as part of Yetee Greatest Hits! Now available on Comfort Colors #dailytees theyetee.com
Oh look, it’s the opposite of the bumper sticker that says “I bought this before El*n went crazy”
December 20, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Oh look, it’s the opposite of the bumper sticker that says “I bought this before El*n went crazy”
This episode of Bluey is called HAMMERBARN!
December 18, 2025 at 11:15 PM
This episode of Bluey is called HAMMERBARN!
The book is about how The Damnéd Screens are RUINING our children’s lives. Author states that The Damnéd Screens have made him and all of us “overwhelmed, personally and perpetually, since around 2014.”
It’s not the screens, dude, it’s the information about the world that’s on the screen.
It’s not the screens, dude, it’s the information about the world that’s on the screen.
Reading a Popular Psychology Book™ for work and I’ve gotten to the bit where we play a small violin for how society these days is under-privileging men.
All I’m saying is that reading men’s self-pity is certainly causing an increase in THIS man’s depression and suicidality, lol
All I’m saying is that reading men’s self-pity is certainly causing an increase in THIS man’s depression and suicidality, lol
December 18, 2025 at 7:43 PM
The book is about how The Damnéd Screens are RUINING our children’s lives. Author states that The Damnéd Screens have made him and all of us “overwhelmed, personally and perpetually, since around 2014.”
It’s not the screens, dude, it’s the information about the world that’s on the screen.
It’s not the screens, dude, it’s the information about the world that’s on the screen.
Reading a Popular Psychology Book™ for work and I’ve gotten to the bit where we play a small violin for how society these days is under-privileging men.
All I’m saying is that reading men’s self-pity is certainly causing an increase in THIS man’s depression and suicidality, lol
All I’m saying is that reading men’s self-pity is certainly causing an increase in THIS man’s depression and suicidality, lol
December 18, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Reading a Popular Psychology Book™ for work and I’ve gotten to the bit where we play a small violin for how society these days is under-privileging men.
All I’m saying is that reading men’s self-pity is certainly causing an increase in THIS man’s depression and suicidality, lol
All I’m saying is that reading men’s self-pity is certainly causing an increase in THIS man’s depression and suicidality, lol
The best thing to read on the topic of estranged parents is this incredibly thoughtful series of blog posts from Issendai
www.issendai.com/psychology/e...
www.issendai.com/psychology/e...
December 16, 2025 at 9:55 PM
The best thing to read on the topic of estranged parents is this incredibly thoughtful series of blog posts from Issendai
www.issendai.com/psychology/e...
www.issendai.com/psychology/e...
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It’s Big Son’s first Canes game, and it’s like kiddo, you CANNOT get used to the power play looking like this.
December 7, 2025 at 12:42 AM
It’s Big Son’s first Canes game, and it’s like kiddo, you CANNOT get used to the power play looking like this.
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I took a 4-day break from carrying the weight of the world and it was really nice and also, as John Mulaney observed…
December 5, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I took a 4-day break from carrying the weight of the world and it was really nice and also, as John Mulaney observed…
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It's that giving time of year again, so this is a reminder that no matter how they try to dress it up, the Salvation Army is not a charity.
December 3, 2025 at 1:58 AM
It's that giving time of year again, so this is a reminder that no matter how they try to dress it up, the Salvation Army is not a charity.
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On this day, Indigenous people and allies confront the settler-colonial narratives of “Thanksgiving,” observing it instead as a National Day of Mourning.
November 27, 2025 at 3:12 PM
On this day, Indigenous people and allies confront the settler-colonial narratives of “Thanksgiving,” observing it instead as a National Day of Mourning.
Today is the one of the sacred days where my work is closed, but daycare is open. We usually celebrate by going to the movies.
Wake Up Dead Man was a real delight! Each of the Benoit Blanc movies has been a real stylistic departure from the others, but I love seeing the elements that stay the same.
Wake Up Dead Man was a real delight! Each of the Benoit Blanc movies has been a real stylistic departure from the others, but I love seeing the elements that stay the same.
November 26, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Today is the one of the sacred days where my work is closed, but daycare is open. We usually celebrate by going to the movies.
Wake Up Dead Man was a real delight! Each of the Benoit Blanc movies has been a real stylistic departure from the others, but I love seeing the elements that stay the same.
Wake Up Dead Man was a real delight! Each of the Benoit Blanc movies has been a real stylistic departure from the others, but I love seeing the elements that stay the same.
A good litmus test is “would the plot or themes of this movie change if, instead of Christmas, it took place on Halloween?”
Some lines and set dressing in Die Hard might change, but the overall plot and themes wouldn’t. Home Alone would hit much different.
Some lines and set dressing in Die Hard might change, but the overall plot and themes wouldn’t. Home Alone would hit much different.
Respectfully we have to differentiate between a Christmas movie and a winter movie.
Should John Carpenter's THE THING be officially classified as a Christmas movie? Let your voice be heard!
November 26, 2025 at 4:13 PM
A good litmus test is “would the plot or themes of this movie change if, instead of Christmas, it took place on Halloween?”
Some lines and set dressing in Die Hard might change, but the overall plot and themes wouldn’t. Home Alone would hit much different.
Some lines and set dressing in Die Hard might change, but the overall plot and themes wouldn’t. Home Alone would hit much different.
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This woman had three options:
◽️Leave out middle initial.
◽️Write out all of “Beatrice” or whatever the fuck.
☑️ Exist solely to be seduced by James Bond.
◽️Leave out middle initial.
◽️Write out all of “Beatrice” or whatever the fuck.
☑️ Exist solely to be seduced by James Bond.
November 26, 2025 at 3:34 AM
This woman had three options:
◽️Leave out middle initial.
◽️Write out all of “Beatrice” or whatever the fuck.
☑️ Exist solely to be seduced by James Bond.
◽️Leave out middle initial.
◽️Write out all of “Beatrice” or whatever the fuck.
☑️ Exist solely to be seduced by James Bond.
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can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport
November 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport
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They line up perfectly.
November 22, 2025 at 2:32 AM
They line up perfectly.
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