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headache exchange program where you can give your headache to someone who wants to get out of plans
February 25, 2025 at 4:19 AM
headache exchange program where you can give your headache to someone who wants to get out of plans
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Quitting my job to do posting full-time and immediately losing 90% of my followers.
February 22, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Quitting my job to do posting full-time and immediately losing 90% of my followers.
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Imma need some of you to think about thriving out of spite. I had big plans for 2025 and I’m definitely not gonna pre-derail them for likes of Elin and Tromp. I’m getting more involved. Loving harder. Writing hornier. Having more fun. I’m gonna be so kind to my neighbors, bitch.
November 19, 2024 at 1:22 AM
Imma need some of you to think about thriving out of spite. I had big plans for 2025 and I’m definitely not gonna pre-derail them for likes of Elin and Tromp. I’m getting more involved. Loving harder. Writing hornier. Having more fun. I’m gonna be so kind to my neighbors, bitch.
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You gotta realize that you are on the clock when you post. The phone battery is going down, that’s your clock. Never forget this
October 19, 2024 at 12:50 PM
You gotta realize that you are on the clock when you post. The phone battery is going down, that’s your clock. Never forget this
I really thought santagato was a joke surname. Some kind of latin american parody
October 19, 2024 at 1:45 PM
I really thought santagato was a joke surname. Some kind of latin american parody
Born for anal sex, forced to settle for mild constipation
September 15, 2024 at 11:13 AM
Born for anal sex, forced to settle for mild constipation
But why is my own feces stimulating my anal spincher so?
September 15, 2024 at 11:11 AM
But why is my own feces stimulating my anal spincher so?
Born for poop zoomies, forced to endure the infinite wipe glitch
September 15, 2024 at 11:10 AM
Born for poop zoomies, forced to endure the infinite wipe glitch
Genitals are endearing and "uncensored" butts or sex organs of pets "photobombing" your picture just make the image more charming. Can you imagine weilding the social brawn of all the world's associations toward a dick, the vulgarity all in-reign, even after the sexuality of it has been excluded?
September 15, 2024 at 10:35 AM
Genitals are endearing and "uncensored" butts or sex organs of pets "photobombing" your picture just make the image more charming. Can you imagine weilding the social brawn of all the world's associations toward a dick, the vulgarity all in-reign, even after the sexuality of it has been excluded?
I find something charming about coincidentally falling for heavy music again at the same time as the days dim and cool
September 15, 2024 at 10:12 AM
I find something charming about coincidentally falling for heavy music again at the same time as the days dim and cool
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Sorry for posting so much, I’m not allowed to drown my feelings with alcohol anymore
September 12, 2024 at 6:14 PM
Sorry for posting so much, I’m not allowed to drown my feelings with alcohol anymore
I will eat international pastries long AFTER my body pleads for the barrel of ibuprofen.
September 13, 2024 at 12:36 PM
I will eat international pastries long AFTER my body pleads for the barrel of ibuprofen.
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Do you want to see my pill organizer?
*me flirting
*me flirting
September 6, 2024 at 6:30 AM
Do you want to see my pill organizer?
*me flirting
*me flirting
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I used to think it didn't make any sense for our food waste to come out smelling bad, like why couldn't it just smell like food? Today, I look around at all the good sense in the world, and know the answer. We would eat it
September 13, 2024 at 12:04 PM
I used to think it didn't make any sense for our food waste to come out smelling bad, like why couldn't it just smell like food? Today, I look around at all the good sense in the world, and know the answer. We would eat it
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Offering the koala at the zoo a cigarette. I know that look.
September 12, 2024 at 4:50 PM
Offering the koala at the zoo a cigarette. I know that look.
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In front of this with a gun to my head so my middle reflection is in charge and yelling at the one on the left to get in the shower while the right one, the hostage, begs the one on the left to do whatever the middle one says because she's too young to die, and the one on the right pisses her pants
September 2, 2024 at 3:45 PM
In front of this with a gun to my head so my middle reflection is in charge and yelling at the one on the left to get in the shower while the right one, the hostage, begs the one on the left to do whatever the middle one says because she's too young to die, and the one on the right pisses her pants
who fw almond milk???
September 3, 2024 at 7:00 AM
who fw almond milk???
On my post poop zoomies
a man in a white shirt and shorts is running on a dirt road .
ALT: a man in a white shirt and shorts is running on a dirt road .
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August 30, 2024 at 6:53 AM
On my post poop zoomies
