Captain Fantastic
@faumwerk162.bsky.social
Raised and Regimented
Hardly a hero
Hardly a hero
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Every. Fucking. Word.
Considering Nicki Minaj isn’t a US citizen, her hard MAGA turn makes sense. Keep them papers on you boo, I heard CECOT is awful. However, her Superbass may be popular in South Sudan. After selling her soul, I’m pretty sure she’ll have no problem with selling her cupcake. Trash ass pedo lover…
December 28, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Every. Fucking. Word.
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December 26, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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It breaks my damn heart and makes me so angry that we went from them to literal criminal Nazi scum.
December 26, 2025 at 5:33 AM
It breaks my damn heart and makes me so angry that we went from them to literal criminal Nazi scum.
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If only those stalled mRNA vaccines to combat pancreatic cancer were still in clinical trials that RFK cancelled……
December 23, 2025 at 3:54 PM
If only those stalled mRNA vaccines to combat pancreatic cancer were still in clinical trials that RFK cancelled……
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Things are wild in College Station
December 20, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Things are wild in College Station
I’m sure the insufferable alum and fans who act like this is a blue blood program. Have nothing to do with it
kenny dillingham turned down michigan because he does not want to leave for a place with a less rich football tradition than arizona state
December 20, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I’m sure the insufferable alum and fans who act like this is a blue blood program. Have nothing to do with it
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There is really no reason to be giving speeches about children's genitals
December 18, 2025 at 6:14 PM
There is really no reason to be giving speeches about children's genitals
Being a Steeler fan and having an insufferable, rapist. great QB. You guys are lucky
Jalen hurts remains undefeated. Didn't visit the White House. Wasn't at the Life Surge event. As a Commanders fan it brings me no joy to report Jalen might actual be a decent, normal guy
December 18, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Being a Steeler fan and having an insufferable, rapist. great QB. You guys are lucky
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"I said I wanted fifty 6-year olds, not six 50-year olds. Send them back!" - Donald Trump
December 18, 2025 at 9:29 AM
"I said I wanted fifty 6-year olds, not six 50-year olds. Send them back!" - Donald Trump
Joe welcomed him with a warm “welcome home.”
Democrat leadership is a fucking joke
Democrat leadership is a fucking joke
He's smearing his feces all over the place. Will America ever get its dignity back?
Everyone is 12
December 17, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Joe welcomed him with a warm “welcome home.”
Democrat leadership is a fucking joke
Democrat leadership is a fucking joke
He’s such a little cunt who raised even smaller cunts who are raising future little cunts
Per @garretthaake.bsky.social, the extremely tacky "presidential wall of fame" that lines the colonnade to the West Wing now has obviously-Trump-penned plaques insulting or praising the presidents.
December 17, 2025 at 6:09 PM
He’s such a little cunt who raised even smaller cunts who are raising future little cunts
Welcome fucking home!
We all saw it live on TV. Then Merrick Garland and the Biden administration did nothing about it for four long years, culminating in Biden saying “Welcome home” to Trump when he was reelected.
BREAKING on MS NOW:
Jack Smith, in his opening statement to House Judiciary, says:
"Our investigation developed proof beyond a reasonable doubt that President Trump engaged in a criminal scheme to overturn the results of the 2020 presidential election and to prevent the lawful transfer of power."
Jack Smith, in his opening statement to House Judiciary, says:
"Our investigation developed proof beyond a reasonable doubt that President Trump engaged in a criminal scheme to overturn the results of the 2020 presidential election and to prevent the lawful transfer of power."
December 17, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Welcome fucking home!
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I'm going to post this everyday until the orange POS lying corrupt racist bigoted grifting pedophile mother🤬 tRump is out of OUR house 🔥
December 17, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I'm going to post this everyday until the orange POS lying corrupt racist bigoted grifting pedophile mother🤬 tRump is out of OUR house 🔥
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White men have been griping about the unfair advantages given to Black people since literally the day after slavery
December 17, 2025 at 3:24 PM
White men have been griping about the unfair advantages given to Black people since literally the day after slavery
DC Grinder gonna crash
December 17, 2025 at 3:33 PM
DC Grinder gonna crash
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Daaang! They did Karoline Leavitt dirty.
December 17, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Daaang! They did Karoline Leavitt dirty.
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A president who constantly sues people is a sure sign that they are a little bitch
December 16, 2025 at 12:50 PM
A president who constantly sues people is a sure sign that they are a little bitch
Wednesday’s ANTIFA Christmas party gonna be lit 🔥!!
See yinz there!
See yinz there!
December 15, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Wednesday’s ANTIFA Christmas party gonna be lit 🔥!!
See yinz there!
See yinz there!
I’m hoping in the years to come, one of the most satisfying images will be of Kristy Noam crying on the way to the gallows shouting, “I was only following orders”!
It’s gonna be beautiful
It’s gonna be beautiful
December 15, 2025 at 12:08 PM
I’m hoping in the years to come, one of the most satisfying images will be of Kristy Noam crying on the way to the gallows shouting, “I was only following orders”!
It’s gonna be beautiful
It’s gonna be beautiful
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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens theonion.com/no-way-to-pr...
‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens
ISLA VISTA, CA—In the days following a violent rampage in southern California in which a lone attacker killed seven individuals, including himself, and seriously injured over a dozen others, citizens ...
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December 13, 2025 at 11:51 PM
‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens theonion.com/no-way-to-pr...
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The way the mainstream media cleans up Trump’s racist tirades has long passed the “they’re just making mistakes” phase. This is actively aiding and abetting a racist, tyrannical regime. The ‘mainstream media is the enemy.
December 10, 2025 at 12:53 PM
The way the mainstream media cleans up Trump’s racist tirades has long passed the “they’re just making mistakes” phase. This is actively aiding and abetting a racist, tyrannical regime. The ‘mainstream media is the enemy.
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I will never forgive trump voters for the rest of my life
December 8, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I will never forgive trump voters for the rest of my life