fishgutzombies
@fishgutzombies.bsky.social
Fighting for constitutional rights in court. Like your right to unfollow and block me for EITHER my bad bleeding-heart-liberal political takes OR my bad Timberwolves, Vikings, and Hawkeye takes! I don’t blame you a bit!
Truth Social Parent to Merge With Nuclear Fusion Firm in $6 Billion Deal www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/b...
a man with long hair and a beard is making a face .
ALT: a man with long hair and a beard is making a face .
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December 19, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Truth Social Parent to Merge With Nuclear Fusion Firm in $6 Billion Deal www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/b...
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Our public schools were once our state’s crown jewel — so much so that we proudly stamped “Foundation in Education” on our quarter. But a decade of one-party rule has left our students, teachers, and schools behind. It's time we get back to our proud tradition of supporting education in Iowa.
December 18, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Our public schools were once our state’s crown jewel — so much so that we proudly stamped “Foundation in Education” on our quarter. But a decade of one-party rule has left our students, teachers, and schools behind. It's time we get back to our proud tradition of supporting education in Iowa.
“Hello fellow kids. You heard of this cool new app Bluesky?”
December 16, 2025 at 9:00 PM
“Hello fellow kids. You heard of this cool new app Bluesky?”
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Per NBARAPM, Rob Dillingham ranks
89th percentile in STL per 100 possessions
85th percentile in STOP% (STL + offensive fouls drawn + BLK [recovered by the defense] per 100
86th percentile in forced TO's per 100 (relative to league average)
91st percentile in deflections per 100
89th percentile in STL per 100 possessions
85th percentile in STOP% (STL + offensive fouls drawn + BLK [recovered by the defense] per 100
86th percentile in forced TO's per 100 (relative to league average)
91st percentile in deflections per 100
December 16, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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Starter packs for most teams exist. Skill issue, 100%.
And, before I left for good, the xitter algorithm actually kept me from seeing accounts I followed, including sports content. In favor of whatever Mr. Nazi salute wanted to put in front of my nose
And, before I left for good, the xitter algorithm actually kept me from seeing accounts I followed, including sports content. In favor of whatever Mr. Nazi salute wanted to put in front of my nose
And I promise you, if you’re positing that there just isn’t enough sports posting here, that is a skill issue. I follow a whole lot of people with no interest in sports but somehow my TL is all sports whenever there’s a game happening, like, anywhere. I follow darts people now somehow!
December 15, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Starter packs for most teams exist. Skill issue, 100%.
And, before I left for good, the xitter algorithm actually kept me from seeing accounts I followed, including sports content. In favor of whatever Mr. Nazi salute wanted to put in front of my nose
And, before I left for good, the xitter algorithm actually kept me from seeing accounts I followed, including sports content. In favor of whatever Mr. Nazi salute wanted to put in front of my nose
Ok, hear me out.
The Vikes should sign Philip Rivers to start in front of Skule
The Vikes should sign Philip Rivers to start in front of Skule
December 15, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Ok, hear me out.
The Vikes should sign Philip Rivers to start in front of Skule
The Vikes should sign Philip Rivers to start in front of Skule
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It’s -11° outside and the gas pump is like:
“Debit or credit?”
“Would you like a car wash?”
“Would you like a receipt?”
“Please confirm your zip code.”
“How’s your day going?”
“Come here often?”
Buddy, I’d just like to survive. Just give me the gas. 🥶⛽️
“Debit or credit?”
“Would you like a car wash?”
“Would you like a receipt?”
“Please confirm your zip code.”
“How’s your day going?”
“Come here often?”
Buddy, I’d just like to survive. Just give me the gas. 🥶⛽️
December 14, 2025 at 9:24 PM
It’s -11° outside and the gas pump is like:
“Debit or credit?”
“Would you like a car wash?”
“Would you like a receipt?”
“Please confirm your zip code.”
“How’s your day going?”
“Come here often?”
Buddy, I’d just like to survive. Just give me the gas. 🥶⛽️
“Debit or credit?”
“Would you like a car wash?”
“Would you like a receipt?”
“Please confirm your zip code.”
“How’s your day going?”
“Come here often?”
Buddy, I’d just like to survive. Just give me the gas. 🥶⛽️
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1. For at least 10 years, Pepsi has conspired with Walmart to force up grocery prices. That’s the shocking evidence made public today in an unsealed FTC lawsuit. The suit was abandoned in May by the Trump FTC just before it was to be un-redacted. We went to court to get it unsealed & won.
December 12, 2025 at 5:30 PM
1. For at least 10 years, Pepsi has conspired with Walmart to force up grocery prices. That’s the shocking evidence made public today in an unsealed FTC lawsuit. The suit was abandoned in May by the Trump FTC just before it was to be un-redacted. We went to court to get it unsealed & won.
I’m laying down dangerous markers down on Rob and the team in general tonight. There was beer involved. I regret nothing.
December 13, 2025 at 5:47 AM
I’m laying down dangerous markers down on Rob and the team in general tonight. There was beer involved. I regret nothing.
/puts down beer
/logs on to bluesky
I believe in Shifty
/logs on to bluesky
I believe in Shifty
December 13, 2025 at 4:57 AM
/puts down beer
/logs on to bluesky
I believe in Shifty
/logs on to bluesky
I believe in Shifty
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I think "Beer Goggles of War" needs to become a Hegseth meme.
December 12, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I think "Beer Goggles of War" needs to become a Hegseth meme.
The "Crazification Factor" is undefeated. The "Keyes Constant." You can count on 27% to support the craziest of shit. Even against their own self-interest
See also DJT's 31% approval rating on the economy and DJT's 2024 win with only 31% of all Americans' votes
kfmonkey.blogspot.com/2005/10/lunc...
See also DJT's 31% approval rating on the economy and DJT's 2024 win with only 31% of all Americans' votes
kfmonkey.blogspot.com/2005/10/lunc...
December 12, 2025 at 8:51 PM
The "Crazification Factor" is undefeated. The "Keyes Constant." You can count on 27% to support the craziest of shit. Even against their own self-interest
See also DJT's 31% approval rating on the economy and DJT's 2024 win with only 31% of all Americans' votes
kfmonkey.blogspot.com/2005/10/lunc...
See also DJT's 31% approval rating on the economy and DJT's 2024 win with only 31% of all Americans' votes
kfmonkey.blogspot.com/2005/10/lunc...
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We are dealing with such corruption in every aspect of our government, I don't know how we undo the damage.
December 9, 2025 at 1:26 AM
We are dealing with such corruption in every aspect of our government, I don't know how we undo the damage.
Two Factor Authentication
December 10, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Two Factor Authentication
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“Effective income tax rates climb steadily for most of the population, but then fall sharply for billionaires and centimillionaires,
“these elites pay less than most of the households that earn much lower incomes”
www.theguardian.com/inequality/2...
“these elites pay less than most of the households that earn much lower incomes”
www.theguardian.com/inequality/2...
Just 0.001% hold three times the wealth of poorest half of humanity, report finds
Data from World Inequality Report also showed top 10% of income-earners earn more than the other 90%
www.theguardian.com
December 10, 2025 at 10:38 AM
“Effective income tax rates climb steadily for most of the population, but then fall sharply for billionaires and centimillionaires,
“these elites pay less than most of the households that earn much lower incomes”
www.theguardian.com/inequality/2...
“these elites pay less than most of the households that earn much lower incomes”
www.theguardian.com/inequality/2...
Drop a lawyer
m.youtube.com/watch?v=7wjf...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=7wjf...
December 10, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Drop a lawyer
m.youtube.com/watch?v=7wjf...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=7wjf...
“”insurance premiums will increase 10 % for employer-sponsored plans and 18 % for individual plans on the exchanges. The exchange plans are seeing a sharper increase..because of the uncertainty lawmakers created over whether the subsidies would be extended.”
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www.nytimes.com/2025/12/10/o...
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www.nytimes.com/2025/12/10/o...
Opinion | $27,000 a Year for Health Insurance. How Can We Afford That?
www.nytimes.com
December 10, 2025 at 11:51 AM
“”insurance premiums will increase 10 % for employer-sponsored plans and 18 % for individual plans on the exchanges. The exchange plans are seeing a sharper increase..because of the uncertainty lawmakers created over whether the subsidies would be extended.”
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www.nytimes.com/2025/12/10/o...
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www.nytimes.com/2025/12/10/o...
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An absolute horrific nightmare of two AI bots caught in a loop with each other is the perfect example of the total nothingness of AI “brains”.
December 9, 2025 at 9:09 PM
An absolute horrific nightmare of two AI bots caught in a loop with each other is the perfect example of the total nothingness of AI “brains”.
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My entry to the name a snowplow contest in MN
"Abolish Ice"
It's a winner!
"Abolish Ice"
It's a winner!
December 9, 2025 at 6:11 PM
My entry to the name a snowplow contest in MN
"Abolish Ice"
It's a winner!
"Abolish Ice"
It's a winner!
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I love adding this one data point to economic charts. It works every time.
April 29, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I love adding this one data point to economic charts. It works every time.
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What did minimum wage get you each decade? In 2025, it buys you nothing but exhaustion.
There’s not a single place in America where a full-time minimum-wage worker can afford even a modest 2-bedroom. Not one. That’s the economy we’re living in. #TrumpAffordabilityCrisis
There’s not a single place in America where a full-time minimum-wage worker can afford even a modest 2-bedroom. Not one. That’s the economy we’re living in. #TrumpAffordabilityCrisis
December 4, 2025 at 6:32 PM
What did minimum wage get you each decade? In 2025, it buys you nothing but exhaustion.
There’s not a single place in America where a full-time minimum-wage worker can afford even a modest 2-bedroom. Not one. That’s the economy we’re living in. #TrumpAffordabilityCrisis
There’s not a single place in America where a full-time minimum-wage worker can afford even a modest 2-bedroom. Not one. That’s the economy we’re living in. #TrumpAffordabilityCrisis
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ABSOLUTELY NOT
This is a trash song with trash lyrics and trash production that is the absolute worst thing ever to escape Bernie Taupin's head, it sounds like cocaine heavily cut with baby powder and expired laxative feels, if 80s pop music were the Hapsburgs, this song is Charles II of Spain.
This is a trash song with trash lyrics and trash production that is the absolute worst thing ever to escape Bernie Taupin's head, it sounds like cocaine heavily cut with baby powder and expired laxative feels, if 80s pop music were the Hapsburgs, this song is Charles II of Spain.
“We Built This City” is a good song, actually www.pastemagazine.com/music/starsh... I never understood the hate for that song. There are truly terrible songs. This isn't one of them.
“We Built This City” is a good song, actually
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December 4, 2025 at 9:15 PM
ABSOLUTELY NOT
This is a trash song with trash lyrics and trash production that is the absolute worst thing ever to escape Bernie Taupin's head, it sounds like cocaine heavily cut with baby powder and expired laxative feels, if 80s pop music were the Hapsburgs, this song is Charles II of Spain.
This is a trash song with trash lyrics and trash production that is the absolute worst thing ever to escape Bernie Taupin's head, it sounds like cocaine heavily cut with baby powder and expired laxative feels, if 80s pop music were the Hapsburgs, this song is Charles II of Spain.
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Pete Hegseth says he’s going to court-martial me for saying the same exact thing he said 9 years ago. What changed for Pete? Well to start, he spends all day thinking about how he can suck up to Trump. When Trump says jump, he says how high.
December 3, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Pete Hegseth says he’s going to court-martial me for saying the same exact thing he said 9 years ago. What changed for Pete? Well to start, he spends all day thinking about how he can suck up to Trump. When Trump says jump, he says how high.