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I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too.
November 7, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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Someone sent me this today. 😅
September 22, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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Mayor Brandon of Chicago responds to a question from a reporter if pushing back will make things harder?

“Can you imagine if my ancestors would have had the same rationale? Let’s not fight against the Confederacy. Let’s just try to get along, and maybe one day they’ll give us our freedom?”
August 28, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Also talked about The Onion being inefficient on purpose.

www.status.news/p/the-onion-...
July 7, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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The fallacye that "higher ed degree must leade to a job wyth same name" ys deeplye harmful to present-daye societye. A philosophye major kan do businesse just as well as a businesse major. Yn some wayes perhaps even bettir. Thys fallacye ys useful onlye to those who seeke to kill higher ed.
July 2, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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David Hogg is cooking lately
June 26, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I really want a grammer person to take a red pen to this. I had to literally read it aloud before I made it through.
We all live in the time of literally the most tiresome American ever to be born on our soil

Put aside politics, this jackass is just straight-up the most insufferable PoS ever to draw breath
June 26, 2025 at 7:01 PM
stahp making me want to move the Illinois
June 16, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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I never, ever want to hear again that women are too emotional to be leaders.
June 5, 2025 at 7:32 PM
a-minorrrrrrrrrrrr
this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
June 5, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I beg your finest fucking pardon?
We need details on this.
June 5, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Internal screaming intensifies
I have been logged out of my toothbrush.
May 29, 2025 at 2:35 PM
"I don't think people should be taking medical advice from me". On that, we agree, you monster.
RFK Jr refuses to say if he would vaccinate his children today for measles, then adds, "I don't think people should medical advice from me."
May 14, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Seen on FB, too good not to share.
April 2, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Vibes
Excellent work by new NYT headline writer Werner Herzog
March 28, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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NEW: The family of Mahmoud Khalil have just released footage of his arrest. It’s distressing.

“Stop resisting”

“He’s not resisting”

The men who take him are in plain clothes and in unmarked cars. They refuse to give their names or even say what agency they’re from.

He is just disappeared.
March 14, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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Read this American Story.

We all have our story and can't let a few billionaires hijack the entire plotline into a horror story.
February 20, 2025 at 10:11 PM
"Follow the science" Yes, I agree! Oh it doesn't conform to your hateful belief systems? Too bad.
Trump's lawyers are absolutely flailing in the courts right now
February 19, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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#Boycott #Amazon Alternatives:
REI.com- outdoor gear
Thrive Market-Groceries
Hive- Pantry and Household goods
Grove Collaborative-personal care/cleaning
Chewy-Pets
Public Goods- Home goods
Etsy-crafts
February 18, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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In case you missed this, Senate Dems held the floor for 30 hours through the night to stall the Vought vote.

Most of MSM seemed to ignore it though.

rollcall.com/2025/02/06/d...
Democrats hold Senate floor overnight to protest Trump's OMB nominee - Roll Call
Democrats held the Senate floor overnight Wednesday to protest the nomination of Russell Vought to lead the Office of Management and Budget.
rollcall.com
February 7, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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Cows in Nevada found to be infected with the D1.1 strain of H5N1, previously confined to birds. D1.1 has been lethal in people.

www.aphis.usda.gov/news/program...
February 5, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Everybody, check your vaccination records. Request boosters if you need them. Get the flu shot if you haven't already.
February 4, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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The Senate Finance Committee votes today on whether or not to advance RFK Jr to a full vote.

Do you have members on the committee? (www.finance.senate.gov/about/member...)

Call them. Especially if your rep. is Cassidy. Script to follow.
February 4, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Article is dated 1/21/25
I don’t think we have enough info right now to say one way or the other what was responsible for the horrific crash over the Potomac, but Trump is anti-air traffic safety. (A friend who works as an airplane mechanic posted this, which got lost with a lot of the firings.)

apnews.com/article/coas...
Trump fires heads of TSA, Coast Guard and guts key aviation safety advisory committee
President Donald Trump has moved quickly to remake the Department of Homeland Security by firing the heads of the Transportation Security Administration and Coast Guard before their terms are up while...
apnews.com
January 30, 2025 at 10:15 PM