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“I, am stronger than M3ns4, M!ll3r and M@!ler” - Nicky Wire thinking of a new password.
June 4, 2024 at 7:29 AM
“I, am stronger than M3ns4, M!ll3r and M@!ler” - Nicky Wire thinking of a new password.
Canines of wolf ancestry may not be kept in closets, must be allowed to breathe.
I hope we are under Shakira law soon
New legislation to include:
1) your hips must not falsify the truth, or contradict what is already "fact";
2) small and humble breasts to become statute; and
3) when baby talks like that to make a woman go mad, the responsibility shall rest with baby
New legislation to include:
1) your hips must not falsify the truth, or contradict what is already "fact";
2) small and humble breasts to become statute; and
3) when baby talks like that to make a woman go mad, the responsibility shall rest with baby
April 20, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Canines of wolf ancestry may not be kept in closets, must be allowed to breathe.
What next, Central Heating?
March 24, 2025 at 5:48 PM
What next, Central Heating?
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Top funny sitcom characters in history
March 11, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Top funny sitcom characters in history
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"A.L.F. is gonna rock you!"
March 10, 2025 at 8:09 PM
"A.L.F. is gonna rock you!"
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I can't think of another video I've made aging better than this?
March 7, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I can't think of another video I've made aging better than this?
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I work in tea and when I mistakenly overextract a brew I always say to myself “Nice one, Biff Tannin.”
what's the most specifically funny joke you know. as in, you need to know or understand a subject to get why it's funny. the dad joke of your speciality, if you will
February 26, 2025 at 7:48 AM
I work in tea and when I mistakenly overextract a brew I always say to myself “Nice one, Biff Tannin.”
It's got a ring to it
and if elected, my fellow Americans, I will end DOGE's reign of terror and replace it with a new agency: the Government Oversight And Transparency Services Executive
February 8, 2025 at 4:53 PM
It's got a ring to it
The Matroxtail Reloaded
Soup a movie…
“Bouillabaisse-moi”
“Bouillabaisse-moi”
Soup a movie…
"Star Trek II: The Broth of Khan"
"Star Trek II: The Broth of Khan"
February 6, 2025 at 9:18 AM
The Matroxtail Reloaded
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Wile E. Coyote Finally Kills Road Runner Then Immediately Wishes He Hadn’t
February 2, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Wile E. Coyote Finally Kills Road Runner Then Immediately Wishes He Hadn’t
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🔥 Did you hear P.O.V. On BBC Radio 4 last night? A new sketch show produced by the excellent @leadmojo.bsky.social, featuring a whole raft of online comedy types, and us too.
⭐️ Why not click the link below & listen to it endlessly on loop on several devices today?
www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
⭐️ Why not click the link below & listen to it endlessly on loop on several devices today?
www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
P.O.V. - Series 1 - Colin from Portsmouth is DISGUSTED - BBC Sounds
Colin from Portsmouth, Broken News and Ed Sheeran.
www.bbc.co.uk
January 31, 2025 at 9:15 AM
🔥 Did you hear P.O.V. On BBC Radio 4 last night? A new sketch show produced by the excellent @leadmojo.bsky.social, featuring a whole raft of online comedy types, and us too.
⭐️ Why not click the link below & listen to it endlessly on loop on several devices today?
www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
⭐️ Why not click the link below & listen to it endlessly on loop on several devices today?
www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
I hate him so much *sigh* he's gonna replace Keir at some point isn't he
Wes Streeting dumps women’s health target from NHS plan, but has committed to publish a men’s health strategy.
“There already is a men’s health strategy: it’s called the NHS; it’s already designed by men for men,” said Dame Lesley Regan, the government’s first women’s health ambassador for England.
“There already is a men’s health strategy: it’s called the NHS; it’s already designed by men for men,” said Dame Lesley Regan, the government’s first women’s health ambassador for England.
January 28, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I hate him so much *sigh* he's gonna replace Keir at some point isn't he
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I turned down a job at the Quaker Porridge warehouse - when they asked why I said:
“Hauling oats? I can’t go for that (no can do)”
“Hauling oats? I can’t go for that (no can do)”
January 27, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I turned down a job at the Quaker Porridge warehouse - when they asked why I said:
“Hauling oats? I can’t go for that (no can do)”
“Hauling oats? I can’t go for that (no can do)”
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are humans negative?
January 24, 2025 at 10:12 PM
are humans negative?
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Don't cha wish your sausage was hot like me?
'Nduja
'Nduja
January 7, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Don't cha wish your sausage was hot like me?
'Nduja
'Nduja
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They call it "neurospicy" because most of us take SSRIracha.
December 30, 2024 at 11:08 AM
They call it "neurospicy" because most of us take SSRIracha.
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Well, it’s the day after Wallace and Gromit rode again – and it’s the 31st anniversary of the first appearance of the greatest sound effect in the history of the motion picture, so here’s the story of how (I found out how) they made it...
December 26, 2024 at 10:59 AM
Well, it’s the day after Wallace and Gromit rode again – and it’s the 31st anniversary of the first appearance of the greatest sound effect in the history of the motion picture, so here’s the story of how (I found out how) they made it...
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Fifty followers until I reach 1000 and then maybe my brain might give me some of those endorphins I've read so much about. Tell your idiot followers to follow me too.
December 24, 2024 at 9:09 AM
Fifty followers until I reach 1000 and then maybe my brain might give me some of those endorphins I've read so much about. Tell your idiot followers to follow me too.
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My grandad's favourite Christmas song is the one where he gets to shout "faggot" at the radio. It's Mistletoe and Wine by Cliff Richard.
December 16, 2024 at 4:03 PM
My grandad's favourite Christmas song is the one where he gets to shout "faggot" at the radio. It's Mistletoe and Wine by Cliff Richard.
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i don’t want to have to be resilient. i want good things to happen to me
September 23, 2024 at 3:13 AM
i don’t want to have to be resilient. i want good things to happen to me
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the things you need to do to not be exhausted all the time are exhausting
December 10, 2024 at 9:49 PM
the things you need to do to not be exhausted all the time are exhausting