Floozy
@floozyclub.bsky.social
ceo of floozy incorporated and all-round goofster / dweller of the spectrum (he/him)
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Seems unfair that you only get to use the bouncy slide to get off a plane when things have gone wrong. The bouncy slide should be a treat they give to the best passengers who did the flight correctly.
January 17, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Seems unfair that you only get to use the bouncy slide to get off a plane when things have gone wrong. The bouncy slide should be a treat they give to the best passengers who did the flight correctly.
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I can't trust politicians who are anti-trans. Not because I'm "only searching for perfection" which is what centrists will be accusing me of for the rest of my life, it's because if you're not pro-trans you'll be garbage on lots of other issues too. Being anti-trans NEVER exists in a vacuum.
January 17, 2026 at 9:42 AM
I can't trust politicians who are anti-trans. Not because I'm "only searching for perfection" which is what centrists will be accusing me of for the rest of my life, it's because if you're not pro-trans you'll be garbage on lots of other issues too. Being anti-trans NEVER exists in a vacuum.
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Siobhan Moorton’s autistic traits were reportedly missed due to the sheer volume that overlapped with vampirism.
I lived it! Autistic woman misdiagnosed as vampire
A 39-year-old woman has finally received an autism diagnosis after years of being misdiagnosed as a bloodsucking creature of the night, it has been announced. Siobhan Moorton’s autistic traits were…
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January 14, 2026 at 10:01 AM
Siobhan Moorton’s autistic traits were reportedly missed due to the sheer volume that overlapped with vampirism.
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Making self-deprecating jokes about your own toxic behaviours is way less effort than the years of therapy it would take to actually address their root causes, experts have revealed.
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January 13, 2026 at 10:01 AM
Making self-deprecating jokes about your own toxic behaviours is way less effort than the years of therapy it would take to actually address their root causes, experts have revealed.
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Kelsey Dacey, 39, a British astrophysicist, became stuck on the planet after her shuttle broke down beyond repair. When communications were re-established via video link, she was seen whooping and pumping her fist into the air, screaming “I’m free! I’m finally free!”.
Stranded autistic astronaut: “I’m not fucking coming back”
An autistic astronaut stranded on Mars has resisted attempts at rescue, insisting that she would rather spend the rest of her life in space than live one more day on Earth. Kelsey Dacey, 39, a…
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January 12, 2026 at 10:00 AM
Kelsey Dacey, 39, a British astrophysicist, became stuck on the planet after her shuttle broke down beyond repair. When communications were re-established via video link, she was seen whooping and pumping her fist into the air, screaming “I’m free! I’m finally free!”.
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A man is seeking to return his autism diagnosis, having changed his mind about his enthusiasm for trains after actually riding on one, it has been revealed.
Mind the gap! Man gives back autism diagnosis after love of trains is tested by a trip on the Circle Line
A man is seeking to return his autism diagnosis, having changed his mind about his enthusiasm for trains after actually riding on one, it has been revealed. Dexter Livingstone, 25, rode the London…
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January 10, 2026 at 6:02 PM
A man is seeking to return his autism diagnosis, having changed his mind about his enthusiasm for trains after actually riding on one, it has been revealed.
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Merve Öztürk, 30, was sure at the end of 2024 that the following year she’d move to a new place, start dating again and finally go to Japan.
“2026 will be my year” says autistic woman who told the same lie in 2024
An autistic woman who has claimed that 2026 will be “her year” reportedly said the same thing about 2025 and is living in total denial about how that turned out. Merve Öztürk, 30, was sure at the end…
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December 30, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Merve Öztürk, 30, was sure at the end of 2024 that the following year she’d move to a new place, start dating again and finally go to Japan.
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The study, conducted on triplets in America, discovered that autism could become “reduced to an indistinguishable level” if children with autism are willing to go through what researchers are calling an “unborning process”.
Study suggests autism can be reversed by just shoving kids back up there
Autism can be reversed by simply turning around and re-entering the womb, a new study has revealed. The study, conducted on triplets in America, discovered that autism could become “reduced to an…
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December 30, 2025 at 2:30 PM
The study, conducted on triplets in America, discovered that autism could become “reduced to an indistinguishable level” if children with autism are willing to go through what researchers are calling an “unborning process”.
nothing quite ruins the christmas dinner quite like your sisters partner randomly going off about trans people,
thankfully I have come a long way re my own self confidence and I told him in plain english to shut the hell up
thankfully I have come a long way re my own self confidence and I told him in plain english to shut the hell up
December 31, 2025 at 2:29 PM
nothing quite ruins the christmas dinner quite like your sisters partner randomly going off about trans people,
thankfully I have come a long way re my own self confidence and I told him in plain english to shut the hell up
thankfully I have come a long way re my own self confidence and I told him in plain english to shut the hell up
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Rebuild of Christmas Carol 2.025: Tiny Tim Who Did (NOT) Die
December 25, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Rebuild of Christmas Carol 2.025: Tiny Tim Who Did (NOT) Die
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Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
December 25, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
Hearing reports that heaven is a place on earth
Can anyone confirm?
Can anyone confirm?
December 23, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Hearing reports that heaven is a place on earth
Can anyone confirm?
Can anyone confirm?
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Despite your family’s apparent concern about how much you love Legend of Zelda, it’s about to be socially acceptable to fixate on nothing but a single day in the calendar for weeks on end (and that’s totally fine).
Neurotypicals to embrace rigid routines known as “traditions”
Non-autistic people worldwide are due to collectively engage in a series of worrying rituals known as "Christmas traditions", according to reports. Despite your family's apparent concern about how…
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December 20, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Despite your family’s apparent concern about how much you love Legend of Zelda, it’s about to be socially acceptable to fixate on nothing but a single day in the calendar for weeks on end (and that’s totally fine).
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Today, we’re going to look at some of these objects, and work out whether the sensory distractions they offer are worth the horrid unpredictable bang noise.
Christmas cracker dilemma: is the potential new fidget object worth the bang?
Christmas is a sensory hellscape at the best of times; visiting family and drinking their weird tap water that Just Doesn’t Taste Right, scratchybad festive jumpers that make you feel like you’re…
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December 18, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Today, we’re going to look at some of these objects, and work out whether the sensory distractions they offer are worth the horrid unpredictable bang noise.
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According to sources, Krista Shure, 30, had intended to make a statement by leaving the group altogether, but instead opted for perpetually pretending she “somehow missed” every single message.
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December 16, 2025 at 10:02 AM
According to sources, Krista Shure, 30, had intended to make a statement by leaving the group altogether, but instead opted for perpetually pretending she “somehow missed” every single message.
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An autistic expert in co-occurring conditions has recommended undiagnosed ADHD as the ideal gourmet pairing for a diagnosis of depression, it has been reported.
Serving suggestion! Undiagnosed ADHD pairs perfectly with diagnosed depression
An autistic expert in co-occurring conditions has recommended undiagnosed ADHD as the ideal gourmet pairing for a diagnosis of depression, it has been reported. Comorbidity sommelier Sabheen Bhatt,…
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December 9, 2025 at 6:02 PM
An autistic expert in co-occurring conditions has recommended undiagnosed ADHD as the ideal gourmet pairing for a diagnosis of depression, it has been reported.
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A neurotypical man who explained that socialising is “not rocket science” is reportedly unaware of how piss-easy rocket science would be in comparison.
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December 9, 2025 at 1:13 PM
A neurotypical man who explained that socialising is “not rocket science” is reportedly unaware of how piss-easy rocket science would be in comparison.
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Chi-Young Lee, 29, swore to her friends that she was going to stop caring what other people thought of her, speak up for herself unapologetically and “decentre men”, whatever that means.
“In my villain era” says autistic woman who cries at first sign of conflict
An autistic woman who claims she has entered her badass, no-nonsense "villain era" actually bursts into tears at the first indication someone is less than pleased with her, according to sources.…
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December 7, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Chi-Young Lee, 29, swore to her friends that she was going to stop caring what other people thought of her, speak up for herself unapologetically and “decentre men”, whatever that means.
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ME PRE TRANSITION: lava is so cool
THE LADS: hehe yeah bro
ME POST TRANSITION: lava is so cool
THE LADS: aha easy mistake to make but actually it's very hot
THE LADS: hehe yeah bro
ME POST TRANSITION: lava is so cool
THE LADS: aha easy mistake to make but actually it's very hot
December 6, 2025 at 12:36 AM
ME PRE TRANSITION: lava is so cool
THE LADS: hehe yeah bro
ME POST TRANSITION: lava is so cool
THE LADS: aha easy mistake to make but actually it's very hot
THE LADS: hehe yeah bro
ME POST TRANSITION: lava is so cool
THE LADS: aha easy mistake to make but actually it's very hot
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Avery Mann, 40, who was asked to give “a few examples” about their autistic traits, started with a handful of relevant anecdotes but felt they didn’t want to leave anything out – “just in case that’s the thing that diagnoses me.”
“What if I’m not autistic?” asks person handing assessor 91-page dissertation about life
An autistic person is anxious that they won’t receive a formal diagnosis at their upcoming autism assessment - despite providing the psychologist with a folder the size of Tolstoy's War and Peace. …
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December 7, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Avery Mann, 40, who was asked to give “a few examples” about their autistic traits, started with a handful of relevant anecdotes but felt they didn’t want to leave anything out – “just in case that’s the thing that diagnoses me.”
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Sarah Harrow, 25, was due to meet Paige Thomas, 24, at 11.45am on Saturday, 4th February 2024. According to Harrow, Thomas – who had forgotten to put the arrangement in her Google calendar – is still, apparently, running late.
Autistic woman whose friend forgot they were meeting up has been waiting at Clapham Junction for three months
An autistic woman whose friend never showed up to their pre-arranged hangout three months ago is still waiting outside the Accessorize at Clapham Junction station 'just in case', it has been…
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December 6, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Sarah Harrow, 25, was due to meet Paige Thomas, 24, at 11.45am on Saturday, 4th February 2024. According to Harrow, Thomas – who had forgotten to put the arrangement in her Google calendar – is still, apparently, running late.
this album by rosalia, "lux" is, erm, pretty darn good, aint it
December 5, 2025 at 8:27 PM
this album by rosalia, "lux" is, erm, pretty darn good, aint it
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STEVE HARVEY: something with 8 legs you don’t want to see in your bedroom
ME, BUZZING IN IMMEDIATELY: 4 men fucking my wife
ME, BUZZING IN IMMEDIATELY: 4 men fucking my wife
August 22, 2023 at 7:36 PM
STEVE HARVEY: something with 8 legs you don’t want to see in your bedroom
ME, BUZZING IN IMMEDIATELY: 4 men fucking my wife
ME, BUZZING IN IMMEDIATELY: 4 men fucking my wife
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Alma Montague, 41, who has visited your home no fewer than seven times now, finished her second cup of tea, excused herself, and confidently marched into the airing cupboard.
Dyspraxic autistic woman visiting your home totally meant to walk into the airing cupboard
A dyspraxic autistic woman has confirmed that she absolutely, definitely intended to make a quick trip to your airing cupboard instead of the upstairs loo, eyewitnesses have said. Alma Montague, 41,…
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December 3, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Alma Montague, 41, who has visited your home no fewer than seven times now, finished her second cup of tea, excused herself, and confidently marched into the airing cupboard.